Word up, true-believers, no-hopers & fellow citizens of neverneverland! Hark. I bring yee a feast of words, in the form of this rather strange little thing of an article, which I recently stumbled across whilst surfing the Little Miss Information-Super-Freeway (she's one hell of a lady!) aka 'the dark web' (or MAVIS for short)
Have a goosey, and let me know what you peeps all fink, feel & fart about it:

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I believe that somebody, somewhere, is trying to tell us something.

It's been obvious throughout the series that Georgia May Foot-init & Giovani Panini, possibly more than anyone else in the entire history of the show, have been (in my opinion) :

Overmarked, protected, promoted, pampered, and generally gushed over by all 4 'judge puppets' (and their script writers), at every available opportunity & then some.
Sympathetic VTs ( ), extremely generous slots (2nd only to Kellie this series, but only just), nicest outfits (sort of sexy, but with a saucy twist), best themes, music, make-up, comments, mistakes blatantly ignored or glossed over ("I had a great time - who cares?" says Bruno, after a routine that even Quinten Wilson dancing with Anne Widdecombe would have been ashamed of), whilst other contestants get ripped to shreds & every tiny error brought to light, etc, etc & so on & such forth.
Not to mention being mysteriously allowed to switch from doing one of the most difficult dances, the AT (in the Semi-Final - the week after she'd done almost a full leaderboard plunge into the Dance-Off) to doing the CCC - which most couples do in week 1 or 2) for "logistical reasons"... (that Sore Throat seemed to disappear quickly! Quicker than Len's career, almost!)



... and all with ONE clear goal from the outset (well, actually 6 months prior to the outset, considering she's been training & preparing for the show since at least April...look it up, IF you can find any of the stuff that hasn't been deleted/de-indexed yet). Where was I? Oh yes, with one clear aim: TO GET HER TO THE FINAL!

Where she'll be dancing to... {drum roll} "FIX YOU" by Coldplay!? Oops!

You're not telling me that's just a coincidence. No way, Donald. Somebody. Somewhere. For some reason. Is either having a good old laugh (at our expense*) - or else they're secretly/subtly trying to tell us something...
Just a shame it's something that most of us have known, or at least suspected, for years. Still, nice to have it confirmed from the inside though, I suppose.

[* I pay my license fee. I'm entitled to voice my opinion, and if the BBC wish to respond to my comments in any way, and/or sue me, they are more than welcome to. As a long-time, officially-certified, 'super-fan' of the show, and speaking as ex-semi-retired-profressional-part-time performance-artist extraordinaire of all things DANCE and beyond, I would greatly value their input on this most urgent of matters. We want an open enquiry. We desire fairness for all. We need transparency, and we demand accountability. We are legion. Expect us.]

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I will Fix You, eh? Sure does seem a remarkably bad choice of song, given the current climate? Hardly gonna be a good vote winner, but should provide a chuckle, if nowt else

Cheerio!

Very good!


I'm sure more than a few will overlook the nonsensical nature of this transmission and eagerly bite. Well-cooked forumer for your feast. Even when warned...

No vegetarian option on the menu?

There has been NO FIX at all this or any series, some are too gullible to tabloid press reports. Yes there are loyal supporters of each celebrity and their upset when they go. But this " proven untrue" fix claim is damaging the reputations of fine performers and will put off good celebrities performing next year, which is the tabloids intend to damage SCD and therefore damage the BBC, every thread opened on this subject here plays into the newspapers campaign, pity a few can't actually see that.

Brainstorm for new program ideas

Jig'll Fix It!

I'm still trying to decide whether this is a comedy post or a trolling one.
If it's a comedy one, I'm afraid you failed parlously.
Try harder next time.
Maybe not, don't try it at all

No, it's a trolling one from someone who is scared Georgia is going to finish ahead of his/her favourite!!
Think it's designed to stop people voting for her but it's more likely to throw an extra few votes her way!!

Sad & pathetic!!!!

You could also say that Jay and Aliona's showdance tune is a fix, and Katie and Anton's is about the good fortune he has getting to the final! Not sure about K&K as I don't know what they are dancing to.

I think the OP is just having a laugh at the increasingly outlandish fix allegations going around. I mean we've had people scream conspiracy at everything, including making up fake family connections, so it's actually surprising no one got the tinfoil hat on for real when they saw the song choice.

Well, that's 2 minutes of my life wasted that I'll never get back, spent reading the drivel at the top of this page....

Yes, but all his/her "comedy" posts take the mick out of fix allegations about Georgia. None of the other contestants...

That's exactly how I read the OP (and I thought it was funny )

Sadly not the case, as the same poster recently posted an even longer post in another thread about Georgia, which was basically just a character assassination!!

Quite what he/she has against her I don't know but I doubt any sane minded person will take too much notice of it!!

I'm just surprised its taken more than 24 hours for their showdance song title to be mentioned.

Going by the nutty, irrational and biased conspiracy theories and dramas that I've seen on here recently, that go on FOREVER (about the most irrelevant and inconsequential stuff that doesn't have any effect on the couples chances anyway) I was fully expecting another 'gate' over Georgias song choice as soon as it was announced.

There must be some reason for all that bile perhaps we will get an explanation one day. Imagine spending all that time & effort on someone you don't like.