Originally Posted by SKID1:
“Your kinda guy ? Are do you prefer. Bit more sweaty ,”
“Your kinda guy ? Are do you prefer. Bit more sweaty ,”
Absolutely not.
Yuk - yuk - I only have eyes for Aliajz
Zoe caught snogging 22 year old at Strictly Christmas party
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Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“Absolutely not.
Yuk - yuk - I only have eyes for Aliajz”
“Absolutely not.
Yuk - yuk - I only have eyes for Aliajz”
Aljaz is very cute, I can't remember seeing him all sweaty, Robin used to be leaking all the time. Are you a Zoe fan Penny ?
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“Aljaz is very cute, I can't remember seeing him all sweaty, Robin used to be leaking all the time. Are you a Zoe fan Penny ?”
“Aljaz is very cute, I can't remember seeing him all sweaty, Robin used to be leaking all the time. Are you a Zoe fan Penny ?”
Yes - I love Zoe.
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“Can you do emergency first aid too ?”
“Can you do emergency first aid too ?”
I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.
Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.”
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.
”
I'm sure sticking your thumb up helped!
Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.”
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.
”
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Sounds like she wasn't allowed to go to the Saturday night show wrap party. Guess Norman isn't laughing it off...
Originally Posted by MarkBluemel:
“Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'”
“Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'”
Lol
Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.”
“I'm a dab hand at the Heimlich Manouvre I dislodged a stubborn brussel sprout and got four tens for my effort
I got a standing ovation from my fellow diners but some thought I was overmarked - apparently my thumb was sticking up.
”
The thumb does have its part to play in this dislodging manoeuvre.
Originally Posted by MarkBluemel:
“Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'”
“Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'”
Did he stick his thumb up though
Xmas parties are really the place where people all behave at their worst, aside from maybe hen and stag dos. Any workplace affairs I've encountered started with people getting it on at the Xmas party.
Originally Posted by Shappy:
“Sounds like she wasn't allowed to go to the Saturday night show wrap party. Guess Norman isn't laughing it off...”
“Sounds like she wasn't allowed to go to the Saturday night show wrap party. Guess Norman isn't laughing it off...”
Bit mean if she was not allowed to go, she had been a big part of strictly.
Originally Posted by firefly_irl:
“Xmas parties are really the place where people all behave at their worst, aside from maybe hen and stag dos. Any workplace affairs I've encountered started with people getting it on at the Xmas party.”
“Xmas parties are really the place where people all behave at their worst, aside from maybe hen and stag dos. Any workplace affairs I've encountered started with people getting it on at the Xmas party.”
That's probably why so many accidents happen.
Originally Posted by fredster:
“Bit mean if she was not allowed to go, she had been a big part of strictly.”
“Bit mean if she was not allowed to go, she had been a big part of strictly.”
How long has Zoe been grounded for fred ?
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“How long has Zoe been grounded for fred ?”
“How long has Zoe been grounded for fred ?”
Why should she punished for playing nurse?
Originally Posted by JohnStannard:
“he looks way too young for her. shes almost old enough to be his mother”
“he looks way too young for her. shes almost old enough to be his mother”
Age is not a factor for an emergency first aider.
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