I think most people already have a sense of who they will vote for. What would the finalists have to do to change your mind at this late stage?
To make me vote for them:
Jay - turn up. Actually, this is optional.
Kellie - if she manages to refer to Kevin rather than Kevin Clifton throughout the show, tells Craig at the end she's never been his real friend, she was just using him for the show, silently receives the reaction to each dance and wears a flattering dress, I might vote for her.
Georgia - if she doesn't cry once, refers to her experience without using 'amazing' and produces an actual rocket from her pocket at some point in the evening and sets it off at the feet of anyone who uses this term to describe her, I might vote for her.
Katie - if she dances all latin dances in which Anton stands still and she dances round him all hip-tastic in a catsuit like Ola in her prime, I might vote for her.
To Lose My Vote:
Jay - admit on secret VT that he hates Aliona and cringes every time he holds her hand. While gurning and wearing something pink, sparkly and open that reveals a chest a deep shade of mahogany.
Kellie - break all my new sherry glasses for Christmas with one squeal
Georgia - be overcome by emotion and be unable to dance, sobbing into Joe Varney's shoulder
Katie - reveal that those are not, in fact, her own legs. She borrowed them for the show from a friend.
To make me vote for them:
Jay - turn up. Actually, this is optional.
Kellie - if she manages to refer to Kevin rather than Kevin Clifton throughout the show, tells Craig at the end she's never been his real friend, she was just using him for the show, silently receives the reaction to each dance and wears a flattering dress, I might vote for her.
Georgia - if she doesn't cry once, refers to her experience without using 'amazing' and produces an actual rocket from her pocket at some point in the evening and sets it off at the feet of anyone who uses this term to describe her, I might vote for her.
Katie - if she dances all latin dances in which Anton stands still and she dances round him all hip-tastic in a catsuit like Ola in her prime, I might vote for her.
To Lose My Vote:
Jay - admit on secret VT that he hates Aliona and cringes every time he holds her hand. While gurning and wearing something pink, sparkly and open that reveals a chest a deep shade of mahogany.
Kellie - break all my new sherry glasses for Christmas with one squeal
Georgia - be overcome by emotion and be unable to dance, sobbing into Joe Varney's shoulder
Katie - reveal that those are not, in fact, her own legs. She borrowed them for the show from a friend.




at the Kellie/Katie remarks. I'd find it hilarious if Kellie managed to smash glass from squealing! Not Katie's legs - sacrilege!

in the Clauditorium to thank Georgia for a fantastic first series as a pro