Her name is even more dreadful when you factor in that men who go on dating apps looking for sex are known as players
The Apprentice Final ! Joseph v Vana
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calling it. Joseph wins it hands down. Vana is a headless chicken with no long term financial forecast. Little idea of what exactly she's trying to do, what the aim, USP of her business is etc.
Plus the extra venture capital funding (which means share dilution) just sealed her fate.
Joseph wins because Lord Sugar got burnt by the tech industry and prefers old fashion businesses. Likes stability and likes returns quicker.
Plus the extra venture capital funding (which means share dilution) just sealed her fate.
Joseph wins because Lord Sugar got burnt by the tech industry and prefers old fashion businesses. Likes stability and likes returns quicker.
Originally Posted by francie:
“People like my dad would go for it... bless.”
“People like my dad would go for it... bless.”
That'd go down well, "I was matched with your dad on this dating app"
Originally Posted by BFGArmy:
“Think you're underestimating the amount.”
“Think you're underestimating the amount.
”
Lol an extra couple of 00s.
Originally Posted by heiker:
“The programme is being delivered to us in a way that makes us think that Joseph doesn't stand a chance. But.........”
“The programme is being delivered to us in a way that makes us think that Joseph doesn't stand a chance. But.........”
But he's just any old plumber - i could invest in 10 plumbers in my phone book to employ more plumbers. And reliable isn't a usp - we offer an unreliable service isn't a common advertising logo.
At least Vana is trying to stick to her original idea, whereas Joseph is just making it up as he goes along.
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Sorry love this boiler suit's a bit tight and it's a bit hot in here...”
“Sorry love this boiler suit's a bit tight and it's a bit hot in here...
”
Cue raunchy music that just doesn't go with the picture.
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“3 single people in London”
“3 single people in London”
God knows where they were looking! Plumbing and dating - and we're back to Joseph's ad
A bloke talking about a plumbing business in the middle of city hall has a nice ring to it. I can see the ££££ in Sugar's eyes already.
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“3 single people in London”
“3 single people in London”
Did you know there are 6 million single people in the UK and the majority of them live in London?
I'd not invest a penny in either of these.
A thick as mince plumber and a bright girl who has the worst idea in the history of ideas.
Neither of these is any good at all.
A thick as mince plumber and a bright girl who has the worst idea in the history of ideas.
Neither of these is any good at all.
12 weeks to find someone with a set of toilet plungers of various sizes is hardly the stuff of dreams is it?
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