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Coronation Street - Suspension of Reality (Part 10)
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cedricthedog
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Bunthorne67:
“25. If you own a car you must not park it on Coronation Street; which begs the question where on earth do you park it?”

Originally Posted by Janet43:
“26. If someone phones you about something really, really urgent you must either not hear your phone ringing, ignore it ringing or have it turned off.”

Originally Posted by grazemytvaddict:
“27. When choosing between your friend or partner you have known for years or someone you have known for five minutes, you must always choose the five minute friend. Even if a similar incident happened years ago you have to conveniently forget it.”

Originally Posted by cedricthedog:
“Number 28 (unless someone else is typing as I am!)

When someone comes to you and says "Listen, I need to tell you something really, really important", you must talk over them about something incredibly fripperous and unimportant, keeping interrupting them until such a time as someone else appear in the scene, a someone else about whom the original important thing relates. At this point you stop talking and say "What was it you wanted to tell me?" and the first person says "Oh, nothing"”

Originally Posted by Willow33:
“25. When you are admitted to the private room in Weathy General you must have tubes shoved up your nose. Even if you only have a sore toe ”

Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“26. Whatever your injury/illness you will make a rapid recovery and never be scarred for life or unable to go on survival/trekking expeditions with the Bear Grylls of the North West.”

Originally Posted by Billy244:
“27. You must have relatives that you have never ever mentioned to your neighbours who will one day just spring up from nowhere and plonk themselves on you along with the rest of their clan.”

Uh-oh! The numbers have gone to pot!
ewoodie
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by cedricthedog:
“Uh-oh! The numbers have gone to pot! ”

Which reminds me, is the Izzy smoking pot for her pain SL finished?

And while we're on the topic of finished SLs, what about the Bethany bullying SL is that finished?

If so, neither were fully explored, so they weren't worth bothering with.
Willow33
19-03-2016
Ooops it's my fault I carried on from Honeythewitch's quoted post with number 24 in it. Sorry!
cedricthedog
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Which reminds me, is the Izzy smoking pot for her pain SL finished?

And while we're on the topic of finished SLs, what about the Bethany bullying SL is that finished?

If so, neither were fully explored, so they weren't worth bothering with.”

I think I've heard that the Bethany one is coming back, but could be wrong. Perhaps something will kick off which will get Sarah so stressed it brings the birth on prematurely - that would be a soap first! (can you see me rolling my eyes?)
Belligerence
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by honeythewitch:
“They already did incest. The Baldwin family mother (sorry I forgot everyone's names) had an affair with her stepson who she had raised from a child.
Extremely unlikely and revolting!”

It was disappointing the writers went down that route, because up until then the nu Baldwins were a breath of fresh air.

Still I prefer them to that family we have now!
Tippy Toes
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“David mentioning fine fare supermarkets from the 1970s?”

Ah, my first Saturday job
stevepjk
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by honeythewitch:
“They already did incest. The Baldwin family mother (sorry I forgot everyone's names) had an affair with her stepson who she had raised from a child.
Extremely unlikely and revolting!”

is that really incest as they are not blood relatives. Incest is having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild, not step family, although socially that would be frowned upon, it's not illegal.

anyway in wednesdays episode when sarah was having her panic about the baby a quick shot of kylie showed the front door wide open, no bloody wonder Callum used to just waltz in
Tippy Toes
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by cedricthedog:
“Uh-oh! The numbers have gone to pot! ”

29????

The fact you had close relatives, even children living in CS never to be mentioned again unless you need a break from the show and go and stay with them.
davelovesleeds
19-03-2016
31 I make it, feel free to correct me.

If you go on holiday and meet a new partner you must bring them back to the street where they will find out they are the relative of someone who lives on the street.
2shy2007
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by davelovesleeds:
“31 I make it, feel free to correct me.

If you go on holiday and meet a new partner you must bring them back to the street where they will find out they are the relative of someone who lives on the street.”

Dont think that has happened very often has it? I can only remember Kylie.
Billy244
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Billy244:
“Was just thinking this morning Liz must have now gone a full two months without a single bonk something's got to give very soon surely?.”

Originally Posted by Brummy Girl:
“Yes her knicker elastic”


Yep I'll do the straight-man lines while you get the laughs.
Soapster1
19-03-2016
32. If you get married and want to have a baby, you won't be able to get pregnant. Unless you have a one night stand with someone else which guarantees an instant pregnancy. Although cheaper than fertility treatment, be advised it can impact your relationship.
honeythewitch
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Billy244:
“I'd hate to live on Coronation Street with everybody knowing my business, in fact I'd move out straight away and probably fly off and live in Los Angeles or maybe even Peru on a mountainside the world would be my oyster if I lived on Coronation Street.

Seeing as we're talking about Tony Warren the originator of the show who has just recently passed away I know he started the show and that he was the writer for the show but how long did that last does anyone know.

Basically how long was he actually involved in the show?, as a writer or anything I would just like to know.

I watched the ITV drama 'The Road To Coronation Street' again the other day and thought it was really good, it's still available I think on the ITV catch-up and for anyone who hasn't ever seen it if you love Corrie you'll love that.”

I think he was a consultant until the end.
Originally Posted by Willow33:
“Ooops it's my fault I carried on from Honeythewitch's quoted post with number 24 in it. Sorry!”

If there is anything with numbers you can guarantee I will mess it up. Its probably my fault.
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“is that really incest as they are not blood relatives. Incest is having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild, not step family, although socially that would be frowned upon, it's not illegal.

anyway in wednesdays episode when sarah was having her panic about the baby a quick shot of kylie showed the front door wide open, no bloody wonder Callum used to just waltz in”

It is illegal in scotland, but im not sure about England and Wales. Its very confusing about the law.
But blood or not, Frankie (?) brought the son up from when he was a small child as her own, so to me, the story was completely repulsive, and way beyond a suspension of reality.
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“Dont think that has happened very often has it? I can only remember Kylie.”

And Dennis. Sort of. If you count the homeless hostel as a holiday.
emilyb
19-03-2016
33. After successfully conceiving a baby (probably unplanned & the result of an affair/ONS because no one in soap bothers to "put something on the end of it" as Jeremy Kyle says) u will give birth early & in about 10 minutes with no time to get to a hospital. The baby will be delivered by either your sworn enemy or the baby's father (who isn't your husband). Once the baby is born it will become ill or injured at some point & need hospital treatment, whereupon the true paternity will be revealed. After this the baby will be placed in the storage closet with all the other children & forgotten about. They may make very occasional appearances where they will be mute & not move or act in any way like a normal child.
fayemian
19-03-2016
This isn't unique to Corrie so no number, but only on TV shows do coppers arrest people by saying their full names (which usually aren't even known) plus even had that policewoman written them down in her notebook, she had extraordinary powers of recall to stand there reeling off 'Eva Price. Willian Mayhew...' and all the other names.
Sylvia
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Billy244:
“Was just thinking this morning Liz must have now gone a full two months without a single bonk something's got to give very soon surely?.”

Was just thinking that. Phelan should move on to her when he's finished with Eileen.
Sylvia
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“Dont think that has happened very often has it? I can only remember Kylie.”

Julie brought home by Kirk and she turned out to be related to Eileen.
stevepjk
19-03-2016
6,785,432?
think that's the correct number

no matter which way your house faces the sun never shines into the rooms at different angles depending on the time of day or year
Soapster1
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“6,785,432?
think that's the correct number

no matter which way your house faces the sun never shines into the rooms at different angles depending on the time of day or year”

That's not oregano mate!
Melisende_PF
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by TrebleKing:
“I think someone earlier mentioned this, but the new Asian bint's ex boyfriend, who's never set foot in the place before, walks into a backstreet bistro during the week and just bumps into his ex. What a load of contrived shite.”

A completely pointless plot twist as well, unless it's meant to set up the premise that this girl is "loose" and plays around with men and that because Zeedan ignored this "chance" meeting he's going to get his heart broken.

Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Marta. Did we ever get a chance to build some sort of sympathy with her predicament? No. All we saw was her looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights and saying no police.

That's why it was difficult to care about this SL. There should have been some scenes of Marta and the O'Driscolls where we saw them abusing her. If that had happened, then we would have felt more involved in the SL. We would have cared about Marta and felt some satisfaction when she was rescued and the baddies got their comeuppance.

As it was it was all about Eva in a hat going on about Marta, Marta, Marta, with Billy tagging along and Aiden doing the right thing at the last moment. And if Marta was really worried about her family in Poland, why did she ever bother escaping in the first place? What was the point? Eva should have somehow come across her at the O'Driscolls looking scared.”

Good points. For me the main SOR in this entire set-up is that, in just about all cases of "slave labour" in North America the worker was there without a legal visa (or only a short term visa which they outstayed) - which is why they were afraid to go to the police. Also, the family was invariably large, so the labour involved was cooking and cleaning for kids, etc. In other words, it made sense for the family to take the risk as full time paid labour would have been fairly high.

In Marta's case, isn't she allowed to work in the UK if she's from Poland? A lot of the hotel cleaners on my last visit were from Croatia and Poland. Why in the world would Marta not have wanted the police called immediately when the vicar and blondie broke into her room? Just how much would there actually be workwise for a childless professional couple who probably eat out a fair bit? Wouldn't it just have been easier for them to pay an Eastern European worker minimum wage for 2 -3 hours a day - esp. since they seem well off? You'd have your clean house without the aggro of a prisoner.
The entire thing was poorly written and made no logical sense PLUS we don't care as Marta was never a fleshed out character.

The reason I think Michael isn't interested in Gail's clunky advances is that he's not sexually turned on by her. Sure, Eileen was no prize - nor is he - but Gail looked SO unattractive in Friday's bar scene - with her receding chin and wrinkles, not to mention her silly "fake, sympathy voice" - that I can't imagine any man rushing to get naked with her. I'm not a man, but is there any fellow on these boards who could get it up for her???
Willow33
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Melisende_PF:
“A completely pointless plot twist as well, unless it's meant to set up the premise that this girl is "loose" and plays around with men and that because Zeedan ignored this "chance" meeting he's going to get his heart broken.



Good points. For me the main SOR in this entire set-up is that, in just about all cases of "slave labour" in North America the worker was there without a legal visa (or only a short term visa which they outstayed) - which is why they were afraid to go to the police. Also, the family was invariably large, so the labour involved was cooking and cleaning for kids, etc. In other words, it made sense for the family to take the risk as full time paid labour would have been fairly high.

In Marta's case, isn't she allowed to work in the UK if she's from Poland? A lot of the hotel cleaners on my last visit were from Croatia and Poland. Why in the world would Marta not have wanted the police called immediately when the vicar and blondie broke into her room? Just how much would there actually be workwise for a childless professional couple who probably eat out a fair bit? Wouldn't it just have been easier for them to pay an Eastern European worker minimum wage for 2 -3 hours a day - esp. since they seem well off? You'd have your clean house without the aggro of a prisoner.
The entire thing was poorly written and made no logical sense PLUS we don't care as Marta was never a fleshed out character.

The reason I think Michael isn't interested in Gail's clunky advances is that he's not sexually turned on by her. Sure, Eileen was no prize - nor is he - but Gail looked SO unattractive in Friday's bar scene - with her receding chin and wrinkles, not to mention her silly "fake, sympathy voice" - that I can't imagine any man rushing to get naked with her. I'm not a man, but is there any fellow on these boards who could get it up for her??? ”


Phelan will when he's done with Eileen No doubt Eileen will tell him the history.
honeythewitch
19-03-2016
Originally Posted by Melisende_PF:
“A completely pointless plot twist as well, unless it's meant to set up the premise that this girl is "loose" and plays around with men and that because Zeedan ignored this "chance" meeting he's going to get his heart broken.



Good points. For me the main SOR in this entire set-up is that, in just about all cases of "slave labour" in North America the worker was there without a legal visa (or only a short term visa which they outstayed) - which is why they were afraid to go to the police. Also, the family was invariably large, so the labour involved was cooking and cleaning for kids, etc. In other words, it made sense for the family to take the risk as full time paid labour would have been fairly high.

In Marta's case, isn't she allowed to work in the UK if she's from Poland? A lot of the hotel cleaners on my last visit were from Croatia and Poland. Why in the world would Marta not have wanted the police called immediately when the vicar and blondie broke into her room? Just how much would there actually be workwise for a childless professional couple who probably eat out a fair bit? Wouldn't it just have been easier for them to pay an Eastern European worker minimum wage for 2 -3 hours a day - esp. since they seem well off? You'd have your clean house without the aggro of a prisoner.
The entire thing was poorly written and made no logical sense PLUS we don't care as Marta was never a fleshed out character.

The reason I think Michael isn't interested in Gail's clunky advances is that he's not sexually turned on by her. Sure, Eileen was no prize - nor is he - but Gail looked SO unattractive in Friday's bar scene - with her receding chin and wrinkles, not to mention her silly "fake, sympathy voice" - that I can't imagine any man rushing to get naked with her. I'm not a man, but is there any fellow on these boards who could get it up for her??? ”

I'm not a man either, but I think Gail is much nicer than Eileen.
TrebleKing
20-03-2016
If this Phelan storyline has done anything, it's confirmed to all and sundry that Eileen is a complete and utter arsehole of a woman. That's twice she's backed the wrong side in a dispute against two people she's known for years; Ty the other year, and now Anna. What a f#cking buffoon she is.
Makson
20-03-2016
Nearly forgot to mention how freaking silly and unrealistic that scene was with Sophie watching tv after work in 6 inch heels......
davejc64
20-03-2016
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Which reminds me, is the Izzy smoking pot for her pain SL finished?

And while we're on the topic of finished SLs, what about the Bethany bullying SL is that finished?

If so, neither were fully explored, so they weren't worth bothering with.”

Yes, they have ticked that box just by mentioning it a couple of times they have now moved on and it will never ever be mentioned again that she has any kind of pain whatsoever.
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