Originally Posted by Bunthorne67:
“25. If you own a car you must not park it on Coronation Street; which begs the question where on earth do you park it?”
“25. If you own a car you must not park it on Coronation Street; which begs the question where on earth do you park it?”
Originally Posted by Janet43:
“26. If someone phones you about something really, really urgent you must either not hear your phone ringing, ignore it ringing or have it turned off.”
“26. If someone phones you about something really, really urgent you must either not hear your phone ringing, ignore it ringing or have it turned off.”
Originally Posted by grazemytvaddict:
“27. When choosing between your friend or partner you have known for years or someone you have known for five minutes, you must always choose the five minute friend. Even if a similar incident happened years ago you have to conveniently forget it.”
“27. When choosing between your friend or partner you have known for years or someone you have known for five minutes, you must always choose the five minute friend. Even if a similar incident happened years ago you have to conveniently forget it.”
Originally Posted by cedricthedog:
“Number 28 (unless someone else is typing as I am!)
When someone comes to you and says "Listen, I need to tell you something really, really important", you must talk over them about something incredibly fripperous and unimportant, keeping interrupting them until such a time as someone else appear in the scene, a someone else about whom the original important thing relates. At this point you stop talking and say "What was it you wanted to tell me?" and the first person says "Oh, nothing"”
“Number 28 (unless someone else is typing as I am!)
When someone comes to you and says "Listen, I need to tell you something really, really important", you must talk over them about something incredibly fripperous and unimportant, keeping interrupting them until such a time as someone else appear in the scene, a someone else about whom the original important thing relates. At this point you stop talking and say "What was it you wanted to tell me?" and the first person says "Oh, nothing"”
Originally Posted by Willow33:
“25. When you are admitted to the private room in Weathy General you must have tubes shoved up your nose. Even if you only have a sore toe
”
“25. When you are admitted to the private room in Weathy General you must have tubes shoved up your nose. Even if you only have a sore toe
”
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“26. Whatever your injury/illness you will make a rapid recovery and never be scarred for life or unable to go on survival/trekking expeditions with the Bear Grylls of the North West.”
“26. Whatever your injury/illness you will make a rapid recovery and never be scarred for life or unable to go on survival/trekking expeditions with the Bear Grylls of the North West.”
Originally Posted by Billy244:
“27. You must have relatives that you have never ever mentioned to your neighbours who will one day just spring up from nowhere and plonk themselves on you along with the rest of their clan.”
“27. You must have relatives that you have never ever mentioned to your neighbours who will one day just spring up from nowhere and plonk themselves on you along with the rest of their clan.”
Uh-oh! The numbers have gone to pot!




I carried on from Honeythewitch's quoted post with number 24 in it. Sorry!
