First bit and last bit don't agree!

Michelle's enhanced breasts in real life playing natural breasts in Corrie is a bit like Peter Falk's glass eye in real life playing a seeing eye in Columbo.

Nicely put!

Exactly.

Should they receive a mention in the credits?

Why does Audrey call her clients Mrs Cook or Mrs [insert name]. surely if they've have been clients for a while why would she refer to them so formerly.

Why does Sarah think the whole family should be there to await her arrival

She didn't give a stuff about any of them when Callum was on the scene.

And who wants a reception committee when they arrive home with a new baby? If Sarah was so knackered why didn't she just go to her room with Harry and take it easy? I couldn't believe it either when someone asked Ken if he wanted to hold the baby - until Harry builds up a bit of immunity wouldn't it be better to keep to close family only?

I cant believe Sarah was so rude to Ken when he gave her his card! Ungrateful so and so

Hope the character Will isn't isn't in it for the long term. He's got an really annoying nasal/whining voice and an even more annoying face - Can't watch him!!!!

Those portions they were tasting at the bistro looked huge. There didnt didnt seem to be much of a choice, so I have no idea why the whole world gets married there.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Michelle? All that eye rolling and sighing when talking to Will about Steve about how she's having to hold the fort.

Really? Cant say you've been rushed off your feet since hes gone!

I agree - he seems to have a permanent grin on his face - even when he's not smiling. Oh, and where have I seen him before?

it's all about ME with her

that's why she is called ME chell

Neither can I. And the other day in the bistro Sarah was laughing when Bethany said something really rude to Gemma. I know Gemma had started it by insulting Sarah, but I still think a half decent mother would have told Bethany off or at least given her a look.

Rudeness seems quite acceptable for the Platts. David was horrible to Mary when Sarah was in hospital about to have Harry - again I know Mary was being a pain but a bit of politeness wouldn't have cost him much.

Why on Earth would a stag do go to the Rovers?

And Freddie for that matter?

And the moaning, slapped-arse faced cow wonders why Steve is soooo much better and really happy now he's in Spain and not with her 24/7.

I quite liked Liz shouting at Michelle for a change. But as we all know especially with the poor Michelle sobbing scene at the end, we are all meant to feel really sorry for her. I don't because as far as I can see she's done FA for the last 6/7 months and talk about him forgetting Amy and her, we haven't seen her pining for him.

This is what Corrie is crap at. They show a couple of scenes relating to Michelle being under pressure and running all the businesses and having a meltdown and we all supposed to feel sorry for her. Last week Michael's exit was just the same badly planned.

Doesn't Liz own the Rovers rather than Steve? So why is Michelle running it?

Why was Sarah in hospital for so long?

How come Bethany had problems getting admitted to the maternity ward yet Callum's mother just swanned in?

Who does the rotas at the Rovers? Let me guess.......... Why was everyone off duty and Erica had to cover?

Why did the stag night bloke keep calling Ken The Prof? We all know he's the genius on all matters in Corrie but how the hell did that bloke come up with that nickname without knowing him?

What was the point of the stag night blokes?

Izzy - her pain, the drugs and Gary. Anyone in the least bit interested? Is this a precursor to them getting back together?

Sally, Sharif and his chickens. Peter Parker? What was the point?

Does anyone reckon Sophie might fancy Kate?

Something up with Liz's face? Like Carla it seems a case of the botox, facial expressions hard to read.


Dreadful character. No conviction in what she does, she has had everything handed to her -- food, stable home, job security, yet still finds time to moan.

What exactly will happen when Steve arrives? Is Michelle just going to take a backseat and let him do all the work? For a so-called entrepreneur, she is seen doing f-all but run after Carla, displays little business acumen and isn't hands-on enough. Liz, on the other hand, for all of her faults fits the part of a landlady, and isn't seen as some glamorous assistant. She worked her way from the bottom, was employed at a rival pub and returned with plenty of experience.

The writers have turned this storyline about Michelle and her needs, how Michelle feels, how Steve is lucky to be married to such a wonderful woman, blah blah.

The scene in the back room was terrible. No wonder Steve doesn't want to return, two witches letting off steam. Don't get me wrong, they are both bad as each other. Liz for even contemplating an affair taking place, but Michelle, calling her husband selfish and acting like she cared for him. She moaned and nagged at him for weeks, but conveniently forgot about that!

Much prefer it when Liz has a go at Steve's partners, instead of playing the doting, chummy part.

If only Liz could get her voice botoxed She sounded horrendous tonight.

What was with Liz and her make up tonight? Her lip liner was a different colour to her lipstick and looked so obvious, the eyeliner looked like it had been troweled on more than usual.

I'm no expert on wedding planning, but dont you usually sit down with the chef and plan a menu and then maybe sample bits. Or do you sit in the restaurant with all the other diners in the evening and swig wine and big portions of food? Why get married there anyway? The couple don't seem short of a few bob, there must be nicer places. Its a wonder they aren't having the reception int 'rovers.

I might have missed something in the hilarity of Amy's April fool with Ken. But did she say she broke up today, on a Friday?

Liz seems to have turned against Michelle. She sided with her over her own son a few months back and now she thinks the worst of her. Who cares anyway, its another tedious storyline. Michelle must have had a relationship for 8 months with the bridegoom to be (cant remember his name) and then Ryun/swapped son's father in very quick succession.

I thought the tedium of the chickens was bad enough first time, surely they aren't planning story number 2 around them.

TBF to Michele, as much as it pains me , if I'd met a bloke I'd dated as a kid, in a public place just over the road from where I live, where everyone knows me, and then my MIL fishwifed at me about having an affair based on that, I'd think she'd well and truly lost her marbles

I don't know if it was just the makeup but she looked like something out of a horror movie tonight.

Well to be fair when Tony duped them out of the pub she didn't have a stable home/job etc. Doing 3 jobs while her hubby who she supported through his issues when she found out is golfing in Spain may be a bit of a reason to have a moan esp if she is missing him.

Michelle never supported Steve through his depression. She mocked him most of the time! She's always tutted and huffed and puffed when Steve is around. She's never been very loving towards him but now we are supposed to feel sorry for her!

He was in Waterloo Road (the PE teacher) and played the Russian husband of one of Mr Selfridges daughters! His face annoys me too 😂