Don't worry, we are entering the bonking season. Robert will bonk Leanne, then move on to Michelle, maybe Anna, and, in desperation, Liz. Kevin will bonk Anna, whoever else has got a pulse, and, in desperation, Liz. Nick will bonk Leanne (again), then Michelle, then Tracey, and, in desperation, Liz. The gay vicar will go straight, and have a session with Liz, Sophie will go straight, and bonk Roy. Norris will bonk Rita, then Audrey, and, in desperation, Liz. Liz will be in a permanent state of undress, just in case she misses an erect todger in passing.
The bonking season runs from Jan 1 to Dec 31.

This drunken female, Carla, "taken advantage of" by a male, Robert, in a quick, casual and impulsive sexual act is exactly the very same storyline and a rapid re-tread from when Alya and Gary copped off together when she had downed a few too many only a few months ago, only to immediately regret it also.

They've run out of ideas clearly, or there's someone with an agenda they're pushing. Either way - it's pathetic.

Hilarious!
But sadly, from your prediction, it appears that the most bonkable character (ie Eva) won`t be.

Must admit he had me going for a minute there, was just saying to OH that surely as a vicar he'd be more discreet, and I quite liked the way his effort went straight over Liz etc's heads.

Yes surely as a Vicar he wouldn't be making such jokes about people that they were involved in drug smuggling and having guns or whatever it was. Really strange. And he's necking pints like there's no tomorrow in between funerals and following Sarah Platt about the place. He seems to have forgotten she has A Terrible Secret that needs outing.
I feel Billy is wasted as a Vicar, maybe he should leave the church and dump Sean and just become a regular character. His Vicar status lends nothing to the part except that it was useful at the beginning. And brought Emily into a few scenes.

I knew a prison vicar who drunk like a fish and was always cracking very rude jokes.
Maybe Billy is his son.

Well I confess this storyline about Johnny and Carla etc., has got me really confused (it doesn't take much!).

If Carla is now Aidan and Kate's (?) sister, what did they think she was before the revelation? Where does Michelle fit in - she is a Connor by birth, I think rather than marriage.

Before the revelation, she was the one time wife of their long dead third cousin Paul Connor( if they even remember him) . Since then she has had two other husbands , but still calls herself Mrs Connor. Michelle is a Connor by birth, but will now be Mrs McDonald since she married Steve, however, not sure if she calls herself that , as everyone wants to be a Connor

Way back in the 60s our local vicar was of the old school: "lock up your whisky, dad, the vicar's here"

His curate was much the same as well.

I agree about the lights, it was ridiculous. Also, why didn't Anna warn Roy & Nessa that Cathy was at the house? Cathy told Anna she was going back there and not to tell Roy. Anna was listening in when Nessa was begging Roy to take her to Cathy's, so why didn't she warn them?

Another SOR was Cathy going straight to the desk. She walked through a pile of crap to get there but it was so bloody obvious she was going to find the letters. The scripts are written by half-wits.

Yes, she found those letters faster than a pregnancy test sticking out of a dustbin.

... and although having married Paul Connor, she was already releated to him in some way !

think he's her 2nd cousin so marrying him is not inadvertent illegal. as would be amarrying a first cousin

I thought she found them a bit quick as well. Considering hes been dead several years shes never looked thought his desk in all that time?? Wouldnt she have looked in it for say insurance...bank books...important things she would need.

So Aiden Connor was having the "worst day ever" coz the shoes he wanted in town were sold out......are they really trying to make him a male Eva/himbo type of character?!

^ ^

Why is Aiden still kipping at t'Rovers? He should f off and find his own place!!

aar poor baby :P

i'd expect Max to have a cob on because he couldn't get the trainers he wanted, not a man in his 20s.

do the writers know the age of the characters they are writing for

Actually, it's not illegal to marry your first cousin.

See here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage

(apologies if that's not what you meant!)

Kevin's date is too classy but it would have been great if she turned around when Anna said she was pregnant and asked if she was having twins.
Would have served the interfering old Windass right

Wouldn't it have been easier for Erica to go to Dev's house and make the shepherds pie there, thus negating the need for a babysitter?

And I'm assuming Kevin's new girlfriend is (like most newcomers) jobless, as she has loads of time on her hands to hang around being bonkers.

They must have heard me

Correct. Thanks. I've never seen CT on anything but Corrie! And anyway, I don't have to fall in with someone else's opinion and I'm not answerable to anyone except the mods and if I'm in the right mood, maybe.......... Lord Meldrewman of the SOR Thread.



Ken is a hypocrite and very high and mighty. The latter are his role in the street. It's ok for him to have affairs but he can look down in disgust at Tracy and Nessa.


True. Not sure if we are meant to think that Ken is a hypocrite though. He's the street's educated, middle-class, know-all and not a character we are meant to look down on!


Shame! She could be far more than a blonde with boobs. Eva needs a decent SL. I quite liked her when she was with Nick.


What about the street's premier old bonkers - Ken and Liz? If Ken slipped through the bar flap and up to Liz's boudoir. Now that would cause a fuss!





Connors move in packs!


Isn't almost everyone in Corrie bonkers?! Mary's 'friend' isn't exactly your regular bloke!

Hammy, overacting from Aiden.

Why were we treated to Michelle, Sawphie and Steph's bro glaring and prying over Kevin's date? How rude. And this Joanne character is just a plot device to get Kevin and Anna together. Pathetic!!

That scene with Kev and Joanne in the Rovers and everyone standing at the bar grinning and watching like village idiots was excruciatingly awful. It's just another Corrie staple, much like the Connors' big showdown.

Don't if anyone else has mentioned it but why the hell did Michelle and Liz leave the bar and join the 'Johnny Connor's me dad reveal'? Were Corrie so desperate to include Liz and Michelle and get more mileage from a crap SL by having the people in the bar gossip about it?

Aidan telling Johnny to get out of the factory when Johnny owns part of it! And that big announcement from Carla to her staff, 'Johnny Connor's me dad'! As if.