What would be interesting .. though unlikely to happen ... would be if Leanne's been pregnant a bit longer than that, and Simon's the father.

The way the soaps are going nowadays anything, however gross, is possible.

Followed by some of the CS scripts

Forgive me if this has already been discussed! But I though Leanne couldn't have children but now she's pregnant?

Even though she would find it difficult to conceive, I do believe she was told that it would be possible to have a child.

Of course it had to happen through a one night stand.

She only slept with whoever it was a couple of weeks ago (wasn't it??). How would she know she was pregnant?

lets at least wait five years for that one

still a bit gross but at least it's legal


although technically speaking that is true as

and why when the GP said 'could you be pregnant?' she was all

if she has fertility problems she'd be thinking it was highly unlikely, when at least until she missed a period or something. i can't have children either and i wouldn't be dashing to take a test because i'd had sex once

I think its pretty usual to feel sick about a fortnight later.

I am pretty sure it is incest for step-parent and step child?

I have to say I enjoy Corrie, simply because of how unintentionally hilarious it is.

The stuff with Dev waking up next to Mary and his reaction, I guessed I was supposed to be rolling on the floor laughing at that one but unfortunately when Corrie tries to do comedy it falls on its face. And seriously, how does anyone even like Dev? Aside from his terrible acting and need TO GET LOUD AND DRAMATIC FOR NO REASON! He's such a smug slimy creep of a bloke. I'd have thought 99.9% of women would run a mile from him.

No the hilarity in Corrie is the unintentional stuff. Like Macca who looked at least slightly menacing in the funeral episode but now looks like a complete clown in that t-shirt and acts like a buffoon. Then of course we have his mate who looks like a throwback from an 80's boy band. "If you don't give us a free kebab, we're going to mildly irritate you for the afternoon!" Then there boy band member was, throwing chillies in the street...quick someone call the police!!

Billy's character is laughably bad. This is the local vicar who people supposedly turn to for advice and support....yet he's more messed up than anyone else! This is the guy that felt the need to hide having a drug addict brother (who that would have nothing to do with...the guy makes his own choices so it's not like you'd judge Billy for it) but then ends the relationship with his boyfriend after messing him about and takes up straight away with not only another bloke, but one who is known as trouble, is as good as family to his ex and has the nerve to get it on with him in his ex's house! Billy is clearly very trustworthy and a man of religion. Let's not forget it was he who told Todd first of his interest too so it's not like he has even been swayed.

What the hell ever happened to Gail too? I'm sure I recall her as a bit of a battleaxe from years ago yet now she seems to be permanently either drugged to the eyeballs and/or a complete crackpot!

Everyone fawning over Leanne is also laughable, be it in a work way or love interest. She's definitely long past her better days so I'm not sure why everyone is so keen. Robert and Nick playing sulking children is terrible.

Ken Barlow is just....well, Ken Barlow. Does anyone really care if he ever shacks up with Audrey or not? Or will Freddie the guy who was a nobody but now has set himself up with a job and a whole bunch of new friends move in first?! Can't wait to find out!

Now we've also got Michael back to bumble around the street with the other bumble group like Norris, Gail, Tim, Craig and other random clod's that I can't think of. Just what Corrie clearly needed. Phelan must be quaking in his work boots!

[QUOTE THE LAW ] Sex with an adult who is related as parent (including adoptive parent), grandparent, child (including adopted child), grandchild, brother, sister, half-brother, half-sister, uncle, aunt, nephew or niece, is illegal.[/quote]

so quite right, it is.

so frankie baldwin, the cops would like a word

where did bethany get the milk from? do the back gardens at that side of the street even have gates never mind an alley? even if they did devs is practically opposite the front door so why go round the back?

WOW never would have guessed a preggie test kit in the rubbish spotted by someone else

Shock what

so quite right, it is.

so frankie baldwin, the cops would like a word [/quote]

That Baldwin story was grim! I don't think Leanne ever adopted Simon, did she? It was odd that she ended up with him when she came on the scene when he was older, then took him off Peter in a way. I also find it strange that Simon calls her Mum, since in reality he'd surely call her Leanne. It's not as if she took care of him when he was very small.

I think she was avoiding bullies.

the platts is side onto the kabin with underworld between them, and the have a side gate

simon calls leanne mum like all soap characters instantly do the moment they become adopted or find out the person is their real parents.
see tracey/ken, ashley/fred, mike/danny (baldwin) .

I expect Max to suddenly start calling david dad the moment the adoption papers are through

the only exception to the rule seemed to be the battersby kids, Leanne never called Janice mum and Toyah never called Les dad

Also add Faye and Anna to the calling the adoptive parent mum list the minute the adoption went through

I sure I recall the Right Rev Billy The Great saying something about the new bishop quite a few months back.

The coincidental someone coming round the corner, right place/right time, thing was stretched beyond credulity tonight

Random woman knocking on the door of wherever it is that Caz (she of the everlasting broken ankle) lives, and who should happen to come round the corner and stick her neb in? Yup, Sawphee.... Exactly where had she been to materialise just at the opportune moment? The only possibility is the Cab Office. OK, she could have been there, and they don't have to explain why if she had, but it just gets a little tedious....

Then, in the Bistro, after Caz had been hauled over the coals, who should happen to come in and sit at the bar "for a pint", but Kirk, who had seen Sawphee talking to the Army woman. Why would he go there and not the Rovers? Why would he talk to Caz? (have the interacted before?)

How long until the new producer's efforts start appearing?

Ken sees Audrey and Freddie in the pub, yawn at today's (un)lucky co-incidence

Gail says she can't remember when she felt so happy and relaxed. Has she forgotten her daughter is in a psychiatric unit?

The other day the new bishop said he'd get the corkscrew, how did he know where it was? Why was he banging on the door when later on Todd rang the doorbell?

Plus don't forget Freedie, Audrey and Ken in the Rovers!

How rude of Audrey and Maria to chat to each other whilst doing their clients hair!

[quote=honeythewitch;83154263]I think its pretty usual to feel sick about a fortnight later.

I am pretty sure it is incest for step-parent and step child?[/QUO

No it isnt,anyone who takes the role of parent ( actual parent, foster/adoptive) has rights and responsibilties over the child whereas a step parent doesnt

forgot about those two

also Joshua and Clare peacock

I had a step dad, but i never call him dad

If they chat to the clients and they answer they would have to pay them more money!