Just an ordinary uneventful life then.
Coronation Street - Suspension of Reality (Part 10)
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The eternally non-working factory staff take it to the next level by being paid double time to watch a film and gossip and all because Johnny Connor isn't there to supervise them. And this is the place that won Carla "Buisness Management of the year" or whatever last year?
Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl:
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
Well Maria did argue with her not long after she started.
Originally Posted by PDS1985:
“Also she nearly died when she had her appendix removed in 1994
Alison (Kevin's wife) took Bethany from the hospital after their son Jake died.
Sarah again nearly died and was in a coma after her boyfriend Aidan Critchley was joyriding Ken Barlow's car and left her in the passengers seat after a car crash.
Bethany was electrocuted in Sarah/Todd's new flat.
Her fiancee Jason left her at the altar at their first wedding and when they did eventually get married it ended in divorce.
David sent her a card pretending it's from Richard and also set her wedding dress on fire.”
“Also she nearly died when she had her appendix removed in 1994
Alison (Kevin's wife) took Bethany from the hospital after their son Jake died.
Sarah again nearly died and was in a coma after her boyfriend Aidan Critchley was joyriding Ken Barlow's car and left her in the passengers seat after a car crash.
Bethany was electrocuted in Sarah/Todd's new flat.
Her fiancee Jason left her at the altar at their first wedding and when they did eventually get married it ended in divorce.
David sent her a card pretending it's from Richard and also set her wedding dress on fire.”
david tried kill himself on her wedding day
she was run over earlier this year which is when she found out she was pregnant
when she was a kid she saw ivy tilsleys ghost (this was before she regenerated)
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“corry people reading this-
oh sh't we forgot harry / who's harry / kid who plays max / no i mean the character harry / oh he died yonks ago, harry hewitt lived at number 7 / no baby harry / oh we packed him off canada / no that was fayes baby / did faye have a baby / yes, so did sarah / no he was billy, he died in 2004 / not that baby, the other one / bethany? / no she had a new baby, called harry, / bethany had a baby / no sarah, we forgot to mention him in the episode / oh, emily had him / she's in peru / with baby harry? / no !
ok baby harry is in peru being looked after by emily, that sound ok
yes fine, run with that”
“corry people reading this-
oh sh't we forgot harry / who's harry / kid who plays max / no i mean the character harry / oh he died yonks ago, harry hewitt lived at number 7 / no baby harry / oh we packed him off canada / no that was fayes baby / did faye have a baby / yes, so did sarah / no he was billy, he died in 2004 / not that baby, the other one / bethany? / no she had a new baby, called harry, / bethany had a baby / no sarah, we forgot to mention him in the episode / oh, emily had him / she's in peru / with baby harry? / no !
ok baby harry is in peru being looked after by emily, that sound ok
yes fine, run with that”
This has had me in absolute stitches
An absolute gem of a post steve, thanks!
I thought things were supposed to get better with this new person at the helm?
Jeez, it's abysmal.
And since when has Bournemouth been the centre of the textile industry?
Jeez, it's abysmal.
And since when has Bournemouth been the centre of the textile industry?
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“This has had me in absolute stitches
An absolute gem of a post steve, thanks!”
“This has had me in absolute stitches
An absolute gem of a post steve, thanks!
”
glad it made people laugh
I might have missed a bit of Corrie tonight.
Caz got robbed in the park. Then she arranged for some bloke to burgle Maria's flat. Is there a link? It the robber in the park the same person as the burglar?
Caz got robbed in the park. Then she arranged for some bloke to burgle Maria's flat. Is there a link? It the robber in the park the same person as the burglar?
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“I might have missed a bit of Corrie tonight.
Caz got robbed in the park. Then she arranged for some bloke to burgle Maria's flat. Is there a link?”
“I might have missed a bit of Corrie tonight.
Caz got robbed in the park. Then she arranged for some bloke to burgle Maria's flat. Is there a link?”
You were the lucky one.
Events not linked. Your guess is as good as mine regarding the significance of bag snatch other than filling 30 seconds. Maybe there is some incriminating evidence in the bag and like two nice little thieves they hand it in to the police?
Leanne and Nick and Steve and Michelle and Liz. All in Nick's flat. 
If Leanne and Simon have moved in with Nick has Bethany moved to David's?
And why doesn't Eva get it?
AIDAN DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
If Leanne and Simon have moved in with Nick has Bethany moved to David's?
And why doesn't Eva get it?
AIDAN DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
Originally Posted by differentdrum:
“You were the lucky one.
Events not linked. Your guess is as good as mine regarding the significance of bag snatch other than filling 30 seconds. Maybe there is some incriminating evidence in the bag and like two nice little thieves they hand it in to the police?”
“You were the lucky one.
Events not linked. Your guess is as good as mine regarding the significance of bag snatch other than filling 30 seconds. Maybe there is some incriminating evidence in the bag and like two nice little thieves they hand it in to the police?”
I just thought it was weird. Caz gets robbed and then she arranges for Maria's flat to be burgled.
Good old Corrie
* Villain type character arranges someone to be robbed
* The robber/criminal turns up on the street to meet them, just nearby where the crime scene took place
* And of course the thug comes across like he hasn't got much between the ears.
* Villain type character arranges someone to be robbed
* The robber/criminal turns up on the street to meet them, just nearby where the crime scene took place
* And of course the thug comes across like he hasn't got much between the ears.
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“I just thought it was weird. Caz gets robbed and then she arranges for Maria's flat to be burgled.”
“I just thought it was weird. Caz gets robbed and then she arranges for Maria's flat to be burgled.”
I'm not sure where the kids robbing her bit comes from but I think the idea of her arranging for Maria to be burgled was so she (Caz) could 'rescue' her (Maria) and M would be so grateful she would allow C to stay.
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“I just thought it was weird. Caz gets robbed and then she arranges for Maria's flat to be burgled.”
“I just thought it was weird. Caz gets robbed and then she arranges for Maria's flat to be burgled.”
And meets up with the burglar around the corner from the flat!!
Liz shouting at Steve in the back room about his and Leanne's baby and Michelle within earshot in the bar.
Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl:
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
Which Eva referred to at the bar talking to Aidan. She said her roots were the same because of the way Maria stormed out and Audrey had still charged her full price. The baffling part being of course, why couldn't Audrey have finished the job?
Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl:
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
“Eva's roots looked exactly the same when she came out of the salon!”
Kunta Kinte great reference
Originally Posted by callumfreeman:
“Good old Corrie
* Villain type character arranges someone to be robbed
* The robber/criminal turns up on the street to meet them, just nearby where the crime scene took place
* And of course the thug comes across like he hasn't got much between the ears.”
“Good old Corrie
* Villain type character arranges someone to be robbed
* The robber/criminal turns up on the street to meet them, just nearby where the crime scene took place
* And of course the thug comes across like he hasn't got much between the ears.”
Also Caz has been a down-and-out now for about a week, but already is so in with the D-A-O in-crowd that she can arrange the fake burglary scam? Hmmmm
Originally Posted by Redpoppy:
“I'm not sure where the kids robbing her bit comes from but I think the idea of her arranging for Maria to be burgled was so she (Caz) could 'rescue' her (Maria) and M would be so grateful she would allow C to stay.”
“I'm not sure where the kids robbing her bit comes from but I think the idea of her arranging for Maria to be burgled was so she (Caz) could 'rescue' her (Maria) and M would be so grateful she would allow C to stay.”
It just didn't t flow well.
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“It just didn't t flow well.”
“It just didn't t flow well.”
well it did, but in the same way treacle flows well
and maria gets burgled on the one night Ozzie has a sleepover in Eccle's kennel
otherwise where was the dog, would it not be barking it's head off at somebody burgling the place
Originally Posted by Willow33:
“And meets up with the burglar around the corner from the flat!!
Liz shouting at Steve in the back room about his and Leanne's baby and Michelle within earshot in the bar.”
“And meets up with the burglar around the corner from the flat!!
Liz shouting at Steve in the back room about his and Leanne's baby and Michelle within earshot in the bar.”
Wasn't that the place murderers and criminals in general meet with someone? Billy's brother used to hang out there, Kylie's murderer lurked there, didn't Callum's heavies do a fair bit of skulking round there and isn't it where Phelan meets all his dodgy mates?
Fagin and his gang are probably concealed somewhere up the ginnel in a secret hideaway!
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“well it did, but in the same way treacle flows well
and maria gets burgled on the one night Ozzie has a sleepover in Eccle's kennel
otherwise where was the dog, would it not be barking it's head off at somebody burgling the place”
“well it did, but in the same way treacle flows well
and maria gets burgled on the one night Ozzie has a sleepover in Eccle's kennel
otherwise where was the dog, would it not be barking it's head off at somebody burgling the place”
I wondered where Ozzy was but then he was probably asleep after that early morning walk!
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Wasn't that the place murderers and criminals in general meet with someone? Billy's brother used to hang out there, Kylie's murderer lurked there, didn't Callum's heavies do a fair bit of skulking round there and isn't it where Phelan meets all his dodgy mates?
Fagin and his gang are probably concealed somewhere up the ginnel in a secret hideaway!”
“Wasn't that the place murderers and criminals in general meet with someone? Billy's brother used to hang out there, Kylie's murderer lurked there, didn't Callum's heavies do a fair bit of skulking round there and isn't it where Phelan meets all his dodgy mates?
Fagin and his gang are probably concealed somewhere up the ginnel in a secret hideaway!”
Yeah, Ozzy wasn't much of a guard dog was he? So did he run off? Maria didn't even mention him, I would be worried sick if my dog had run off and I didn't know where he was.
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Leanne and Nick and Steve and Michelle and Liz. All in Nick's flat.
If Leanne and Simon have moved in with Nick has Bethany moved to David's?
And why doesn't Eva get it?
AIDAN DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.”
“Leanne and Nick and Steve and Michelle and Liz. All in Nick's flat.
If Leanne and Simon have moved in with Nick has Bethany moved to David's?
And why doesn't Eva get it?
AIDAN DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.”
Lol!!!! He doesn't make it very obvious does he!!!
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