Originally Posted by JoJoJay:
“Don't be ridiculous!!
Everyone knows they're made from elephants' legs 😱😎”
“Don't be ridiculous!!
Everyone knows they're made from elephants' legs 😱😎”
That's what they want you to think...
Coronation Street - Suspension of Reality (Part 10)
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Originally Posted by differentdrum:
“Good points.
I think storylines have just given way to assorted characters just taking their shirts off. David's turn tonight.”
“Good points.
I think storylines have just given way to assorted characters just taking their shirts off. David's turn tonight.”
.. and Maria (or an actress that was meant to look like Maria from the back
)
Last night Michelle gave away part of the owner's stock (a pint on the house). I do wish characters (like Rita) wouldn't do that without putting the money in the till themselves. They're robbing both the owner and the taxman (and hence taxpayers).
so gemma sees the police and just shuts up the kebab shop leaving everything running, fat fryer on, and gets a trip to the police station with david who's being pointlessly arrested.
when lauren showed up why didn't bethany just leave
as for lauren, she'd have got a number one hair trim off me if she hastled my niece
and david should have had her arrested for stealing a towel
when lauren showed up why didn't bethany just leave
as for lauren, she'd have got a number one hair trim off me if she hastled my niece
and david should have had her arrested for stealing a towel
Originally Posted by vanessalou:
“Regarding the salon, the other thing that got me was, apart from no other customers than Lauren, when David faked her appointment it was written in a book, not done on a computer, as everywhere else. I hope they didn't win the award, as not one of them could be arsed to show up!!”
“Regarding the salon, the other thing that got me was, apart from no other customers than Lauren, when David faked her appointment it was written in a book, not done on a computer, as everywhere else. I hope they didn't win the award, as not one of them could be arsed to show up!!”
My hairdresser still uses a book but she has now given out loyalty cards so she getting there.
Originally Posted by Mel94:
“I don't know if this has been asked before (sorry if it has), but would the police really give someone back a hoodie that's covered in their dead wife's blood? It's not like it can be salvaged, it just seems like a brutal souvenir of a loved one's murder. I mean, it doesn't seem like they've given back Kylie's blood soaked clothing, so why David back his hoodie.”
“I don't know if this has been asked before (sorry if it has), but would the police really give someone back a hoodie that's covered in their dead wife's blood? It's not like it can be salvaged, it just seems like a brutal souvenir of a loved one's murder. I mean, it doesn't seem like they've given back Kylie's blood soaked clothing, so why David back his hoodie.”
He probably got it back from the hospital, along with her other personal effects.
Originally Posted by Ondine:
“My hairdresser still uses a book but she has now given out loyalty cards so she getting there.”
“My hairdresser still uses a book but she has now given out loyalty cards so she getting there.
”
Also a book at mine. I can't think many small local hairdressers would bother using a computer when a book will do.
Originally Posted by Wolfsheadish:
“He probably got it back from the hospital, along with her other personal effects.”
“He probably got it back from the hospital, along with her other personal effects.”
Yes, and they wouldn't withhold something on the grounds of possibly upsetting the recipient - it's their property not the police's.
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? And wouldn't David have shown more surprise to back up his story? He went out to greet them and said it was about Lauren which didn't ring true if he's claiming she changed her mind mid-hair cut. If that was what had happened he'd hardly be expecting the police.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“Also a book at mine. I can't think many small local hairdressers would bother using a computer when a book will do.”
“Also a book at mine. I can't think many small local hairdressers would bother using a computer when a book will do.”
Thinking about it I suppose a book would do as they only have about four customers.
Originally Posted by vanessalou:
“Thinking about it I suppose a book would do as they only have about four customers.”
“Thinking about it I suppose a book would do as they only have about four customers.”
And not one of them emerges with their hair in any way different from when they went in!
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?.”
“Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?.”
Also, as they left (and we'd switched to a scene with Maria and Caz) we heard them start up their siren as they drove off!
(Of course, the way CS skips time about these days, it could have been another time entirely, but it was the next scene!)
When Maria started blubbing in the flat with Caz, Caz went to get tissues and came back with what looked like four squares of loo roll which she tore apart and handed half to Maria.
Two squares of loo roll??!! Remind me never to take Caz to a funeral...
Two squares of loo roll??!! Remind me never to take Caz to a funeral...
Originally Posted by Ria Vega:
“When Maria started blubbing in the flat with Caz, Caz went to get tissues and came back with what looked like four squares of loo roll which she tore apart and handed half to Maria.
Two squares of loo roll??!! Remind me never to take Caz to a funeral...”
“When Maria started blubbing in the flat with Caz, Caz went to get tissues and came back with what looked like four squares of loo roll which she tore apart and handed half to Maria.
Two squares of loo roll??!! Remind me never to take Caz to a funeral...”
When Caz was crying it reminded me of my youngest son when he was little putting the tears on to try to get sympathy or something he wanted.
Maria lives with a 7YO boy and a dog, both not mentioned. Anybody with children and dogs will testify that they are not invisible
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“Maria lives with a 7YO boy and a dog, both not mentioned. Anybody with children and dogs will testify that they are not invisible”
“Maria lives with a 7YO boy and a dog, both not mentioned. Anybody with children and dogs will testify that they are not invisible”
Where was Liam meant to be while Maria and Luke went out and Caz was at her 'interview'?
In Peru with Emily and Harry?
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Where was Liam meant to be while Maria and Luke went out and Caz was at her 'interview'?
In Peru with Emily and Harry?”
“Where was Liam meant to be while Maria and Luke went out and Caz was at her 'interview'?
In Peru with Emily and Harry?”
He was in the kebab shop looking for Ozzy as he had seen Gemma leading him away.
Sadly, he was too late!
Kebab anyone?
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Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?
They do have a very selective process for dealing with accusations don't they? Remember when Craig finally came forward as a witness to Karl starting the fire and Jason was on at them to do something about it and it was blatantly obvious they had no intention of doing anything. One officer even got agitated that it was interrupting his coffee If I recall.
But they'll rush out at the drop of a,,,ponytail
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?
They do have a very selective process for dealing with accusations don't they? Remember when Craig finally came forward as a witness to Karl starting the fire and Jason was on at them to do something about it and it was blatantly obvious they had no intention of doing anything. One officer even got agitated that it was interrupting his coffee If I recall.
But they'll rush out at the drop of a,,,ponytail
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Don't forget a few weeks ago when two of them had all the time in the world to leisurely sit around in their car waiting for Robert to return to the bistro even though they had been given a detailed report that a man was drink driving after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Never mind about public safety, just sit and wait until the drunkard makes his way back to the place he was last seen.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?
They do have a very selective process for dealing with accusations don't they? Remember when Craig finally came forward as a witness to Karl starting the fire and Jason was on at them to do something about it and it was blatantly obvious they had no intention of doing anything. One officer even got agitated that it was interrupting his coffee If I recall.
But they'll rush out at the drop of a,,,ponytail”
“
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation?
They do have a very selective process for dealing with accusations don't they? Remember when Craig finally came forward as a witness to Karl starting the fire and Jason was on at them to do something about it and it was blatantly obvious they had no intention of doing anything. One officer even got agitated that it was interrupting his coffee If I recall.
But they'll rush out at the drop of a,,,ponytail”
Don't forget a few weeks ago when two of them had all the time in the world to leisurely sit around in their car waiting for Robert to return to the bistro even though they had been given a detailed report that a man was drink driving after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Never mind about public safety, just sit and wait until the drunkard makes his way back to the place he was last seen.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“Yes, and they wouldn't withhold something on the grounds of possibly upsetting the recipient - it's their property not the police's.
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? And wouldn't David have shown more surprise to back up his story? He went out to greet them and said it was about Lauren which didn't ring true if he's claiming she changed her mind mid-hair cut. If that was what had happened he'd hardly be expecting the police.”
“Yes, and they wouldn't withhold something on the grounds of possibly upsetting the recipient - it's their property not the police's.
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? And wouldn't David have shown more surprise to back up his story? He went out to greet them and said it was about Lauren which didn't ring true if he's claiming she changed her mind mid-hair cut. If that was what had happened he'd hardly be expecting the police.”
They have to come mobbed up when they hear coronation street. They remember what happened to that one cop who was beaten close to death by a drug crazed Izzy. He is still on life support.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“Yes, and they wouldn't withhold something on the grounds of possibly upsetting the recipient - it's their property not the police's.
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? And wouldn't David have shown more surprise to back up his story? He went out to greet them and said it was about Lauren which didn't ring true if he's claiming she changed her mind mid-hair cut. If that was what had happened he'd hardly be expecting the police.”
“Yes, and they wouldn't withhold something on the grounds of possibly upsetting the recipient - it's their property not the police's.
Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? And wouldn't David have shown more surprise to back up his story? He went out to greet them and said it was about Lauren which didn't ring true if he's claiming she changed her mind mid-hair cut. If that was what had happened he'd hardly be expecting the police.”
She said she'd go to the police.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“And not one of them emerges with their hair in any way different from when they went in!”
“And not one of them emerges with their hair in any way different from when they went in!”
All they ever get is a few pats around the head or a bit or a ruffle-up. Scissors or a blow-drier are never, ever involved.
Originally Posted by tuppencehapenny:
“Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? .”
“Talking of police, would two policeman really have turned up like that to arrest David on the strength of someone's accusation? .”
I thought they had come to arrest David for crimes against hairdressing.
Originally Posted by Sylvia:
“All they ever get is a few pats around the head or a bit or a ruffle-up. Scissors or a blow-drier are never, ever involved.”
“All they ever get is a few pats around the head or a bit or a ruffle-up. Scissors or a blow-drier are never, ever involved.”
And Maria does the hair dye in her best clothes with no apron on.
How can Bethany afford to join a gym? What gym gives a refund when a membership is cancelled? The list Craig made about his dad was clearly torn when he pulled it out of the pad, he then crumpled it up and poured Coke over it in the bin, the list that Faye had was smooth, a complete page and clearly had no Coke stains. Do Corrie employ any one on continuity, if they do then they should be sacked.
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