I think it would be best if Gail just remained single from now on, to give her yet another husband would just be too far fetched. How did she manage to get so many husbands anyway, I mean, she's hardly Liz Taylor?
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Originally Posted by ayrshire lass:
“I think it would be best if Gail just remained single from now on, to give her yet another husband would just be too far fetched. How did she manage to get so many husbands anyway, I mean, she's hardly Liz Taylor?”
“I think it would be best if Gail just remained single from now on, to give her yet another husband would just be too far fetched. How did she manage to get so many husbands anyway, I mean, she's hardly Liz Taylor?
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She doesn't exactly go looking for them, they just seem to home in on her!
She needs to try online dating or perhaps sign-up for a TV programme like "Married at First Sight".
Originally Posted by ayrshire lass:
“I think it would be best if Gail just remained single from now on, to give her yet another husband would just be too far fetched. How did she manage to get so many husbands anyway, I mean, she's hardly Liz Taylor?”
“I think it would be best if Gail just remained single from now on, to give her yet another husband would just be too far fetched. How did she manage to get so many husbands anyway, I mean, she's hardly Liz Taylor?
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More like Lizzie Borden!
Gail didn't even look for Micheal , he burgled her bloody house ...fine way to find a new chap that is lol
Originally Posted by RealityRocks:
“Why would Brian eat at a restaurant he is inspecting for poor hygiene? Does he want to cuddle his toilet? And anyway, you're not allowed to eat 'on the job' - it could be seen as a bribe. I reported my local curry house to environmental health when I found a shard of glass in my rice, they never offered to meet me there, complaints are anonymous and they HAVE to inspect following a complaint.
Also, Brian didn't visit the street as it held too many memories /it was too raw but yet he's been back in the UK presumably without Julie for months, enough time to find a place to live, retrain and then get fed up of a job! And in all that time he never visited his old friends?”
“Why would Brian eat at a restaurant he is inspecting for poor hygiene? Does he want to cuddle his toilet? And anyway, you're not allowed to eat 'on the job' - it could be seen as a bribe. I reported my local curry house to environmental health when I found a shard of glass in my rice, they never offered to meet me there, complaints are anonymous and they HAVE to inspect following a complaint.
Also, Brian didn't visit the street as it held too many memories /it was too raw but yet he's been back in the UK presumably without Julie for months, enough time to find a place to live, retrain and then get fed up of a job! And in all that time he never visited his old friends?”
This! We sat on my sofa saying tye exact same thing
Really dislike his character don't understand why they've resurrected him
Anna would be being seen by the district nurse and tissue viability nurse for her burns
And they should not make it Rana ...There is a distinct difference between a PRACTICE nurse and DISTRICT nurse
District nurse could be a new character , maybe an eastern European one .....
And they should not make it Rana ...There is a distinct difference between a PRACTICE nurse and DISTRICT nurse
District nurse could be a new character , maybe an eastern European one .....
Originally Posted by chloeb:
“Gail didn't even look for Micheal , he burgled her bloody house ...fine way to find a new chap that is lol”
“Gail didn't even look for Micheal , he burgled her bloody house ...fine way to find a new chap that is lol”
She should never have married him, let alone get involved with a moocher.
I just wish Gail won't be the brunt of 'widow' jokes from the writers, but I fear she will.
Originally Posted by RealityRocks:
“Why would Brian eat at a restaurant he is inspecting for poor hygiene? Does he want to cuddle his toilet? And anyway, you're not allowed to eat 'on the job' - it could be seen as a bribe. I reported my local curry house to environmental health when I found a shard of glass in my rice, they never offered to meet me there, complaints are anonymous and they HAVE to inspect following a complaint.
Also, Brian didn't visit the street as it held too many memories /it was too raw but yet he's been back in the UK presumably without Julie for months, enough time to find a place to live, retrain and then get fed up of a job! And in all that time he never visited his old friends?”
“Why would Brian eat at a restaurant he is inspecting for poor hygiene? Does he want to cuddle his toilet? And anyway, you're not allowed to eat 'on the job' - it could be seen as a bribe. I reported my local curry house to environmental health when I found a shard of glass in my rice, they never offered to meet me there, complaints are anonymous and they HAVE to inspect following a complaint.
Also, Brian didn't visit the street as it held too many memories /it was too raw but yet he's been back in the UK presumably without Julie for months, enough time to find a place to live, retrain and then get fed up of a job! And in all that time he never visited his old friends?”
No reason, except that it is funny because he is fat, therefore is easily bought round with food. Just like in his last stint he was mostly seen eating all the time.
But like Corrie care about continuity. And where has Nick gone to again? For a man who was so desperate to get back the Bistro who seems to take a lot of time off.
Originally Posted by callumfreeman:
“No reason, except that it is funny because he is fat, therefore is easily bought round with food. Just like in his last stint he was mostly seen eating all the time.
But like Corrie care about continuity. And where has Nick gone to again? For a man who was so desperate to get back the Bistro who seems to take a lot of time off.”
“No reason, except that it is funny because he is fat, therefore is easily bought round with food. Just like in his last stint he was mostly seen eating all the time.
But like Corrie care about continuity. And where has Nick gone to again? For a man who was so desperate to get back the Bistro who seems to take a lot of time off.”
He'll be at the cash & carry or the Wine merchants.
Originally Posted by Brummy Girl:
“The question was how many deceased husbands has Gail had.”
“The question was how many deceased husbands has Gail had.”
Husband Brian Tilsley (1979–87, 1988–89) (deceased)
Martin Platt (1991–2001)
Richard Hillman (2002–03) (deceased)
Joe McIntyre (2010) (deceased)
Michael Rodwell (2015–16) (deceased)
4 husbands have popped their clogs only Martin left alive and breathing
Originally Posted by STUFFY:
“He'll be at the cash & carry or the Wine merchants.”
“He'll be at the cash & carry or the Wine merchants.”
Or down in the cavernous cellar. Perhaps he's crushed under boxes of olives?
Originally Posted by chloeb:
“This! We sat on my sofa saying tye exact same thing
Really dislike his character don't understand why they've resurrected him”
“This! We sat on my sofa saying tye exact same thing
Really dislike his character don't understand why they've resurrected him”
Would someone who was a Head Teacher on good money, really retrain as a health inspector with the Council starting on basic salary again?? Surely there would be other education job choices if he didn't like teaching.
Originally Posted by Soapster1:
“Would someone who was a Head Teacher on good money, really retrain as a health inspector with the Council starting on basic salary again?? Surely there would be other education job choices if he didn't like teaching.”
“Would someone who was a Head Teacher on good money, really retrain as a health inspector with the Council starting on basic salary again?? Surely there would be other education job choices if he didn't like teaching.”
ofstead inspector, SIP (school improvement partner) college principal, he could even return to teaching either kids or adults
Originally Posted by stevepjk:
“ofstead inspector, SIP (school improvement partner) college principal, he could even return to teaching either kids or adults”
“ofstead inspector, SIP (school improvement partner) college principal, he could even return to teaching either kids or adults”
He did seem to be a particular wimpy ineffectual head and word gets around if someone in teaching gets a reputation for absolutely anything. Someone in a school in one part of the country will know a teacher in another part. When the head of one school I was at got a job many miles away, one teacher said to one at the new school "Our gain is your loss." (yes, I do mean it that way round) and that spread very quickly into the area surrounding the new school. Didn't go down well with the new school governors and they withdrew the offer so we were stuck with him.
So perhaps Brian couldn't get another job in education. Either that or he'd got the point that very many teachers do and couldn't take yet another government initiative, and decided to leave education altogether.
What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.
Originally Posted by 2Legit2Quit:
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
Perhaps he could cross over into domestic kitchen inspections, as I'm sure Fizz & Ty's would keep him busy for a few weeks.
Originally Posted by 2Legit2Quit:
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
He's switching over to take on the role of Weatherfield Council's Recycling Tsar (or Czar) and he explained to Roy in the cafe.
Originally Posted by Ten_Ben:
“He's switching over to take on the role of Weatherfield Council's Recycling Tsar (or Czar) and he explained to Roy in the cafe.”
“He's switching over to take on the role of Weatherfield Council's Recycling Tsar (or Czar) and he explained to Roy in the cafe.”
Is that why Roy has a mountain of empty plastic milk bottles in his flat?
Originally Posted by 2Legit2Quit:
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
“What's Brian going to do all day? Obviously he can't leave the street so now he's been in Nick's Bistro that only leaves The Rovers and Dev's kebab shop's kitchens to inspect and that's it.”
Presumably the Community Centre will need a food hygiene certificate
So Michael wasn't pretending, he was on Lorraine this morning confirming his demise, have to say he looked better with a beard!
Originally Posted by Ten_Ben:
“He's switching over to take on the role of Weatherfield Council's Recycling Tsar (or Czar) and he explained to Roy in the cafe.”
“He's switching over to take on the role of Weatherfield Council's Recycling Tsar (or Czar) and he explained to Roy in the cafe.”
That man has had a lot of changes in career.
Head of English at a high School
Headteacher in a primary school
Job in a museum
Environmental Health Officer
Weatherfield Recycling Tzar
Whatever next?
Originally Posted by mourinhosmissus:
“Perhaps he could cross over into domestic kitchen inspections, as I'm sure Fizz & Ty's would keep him busy for a few weeks.”
“Perhaps he could cross over into domestic kitchen inspections, as I'm sure Fizz & Ty's would keep him busy for a few weeks.
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He'd lick that clean in minutes. Fiz wouldn't have any nutritional dinners left for poor Erp and Roobeh.
Originally Posted by TVWatcher1:
“Why did Adam light a cigar, have one drag off it, and then throw it on floor? Waste of money, and littering.”
“Why did Adam light a cigar, have one drag off it, and then throw it on floor? Waste of money, and littering.”
Indeed, and where was CS's finest then?!
Originally Posted by callumfreeman:
“Because what he was like on a crappy reality show nearly five years ago has nothing to do what he is like on Corrie. If every celeb who appeared full of themselves or said something wrong were never to appear again, we'd hardly have anyone.
Don't know why people keep wittering on about it on here or citing that as a reason for him being written out.”
“Because what he was like on a crappy reality show nearly five years ago has nothing to do what he is like on Corrie. If every celeb who appeared full of themselves or said something wrong were never to appear again, we'd hardly have anyone.
Don't know why people keep wittering on about it on here or citing that as a reason for him being written out.”
My reply to that poster was in two parts, I didn't mean 'why keep him on CS because he was a pratt in real life' - in my opinion he's a crap actor. And I'll 'witter' all I want, if that's what I'm doing simply because my opinion differs to yours.
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