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Leanne's comedy walk is hilarious, it must be intentional otherwise the producer would have said to her how ridiculous it looks and told her to stop it.
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"Can I get a coffee to go, Roy?"
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As the show get's worse the comments and posts get better. I'm beginning to prefer it like that. It's more fun.
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I am surprised that Stuffy has not been here with a comment about Eva showing her assets to everybody in the world
![]() http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/c...-price-9427620 (Maybe he hasn't recovered yet !). I am going to have to retire to a darkened room for some days and try to recover. I just wish that lying, cheating, two-timing scumbag would keep his grubby hands away from my Goddess. Is there a hit man in the house? |
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i m not sure how many vicars decide to give up but surely he does not stop overnight with no regard to the congregation, services and visiting the sick. then there is the small matter of the large vicarage containing all his earthly possessions plus a great deal belonging to the church which has to be checked.
and how is he broke overnight just because he gave up his job the day before. do we assume that if he had put on his dog collar the next morning he would still have had money in his pocket and bank. never mind , in the corrie way a new job is suddenly on the way the same day without searching or making applications or without anyone else applying, let alone being considered. ah well |
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Isn't cavity the hole and the filling the erm filling?
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i m not sure how many vicars decide to give up but surely he does stop overnight with no regard to the congregation, services and visiting the sick. then there is the small matter of the large vicarage containing all his earthly possessions plus a great deal belonging to the church which has to be checked.
and how is he broke overnight just because he gave up his job the day before. do we assume that if he had not put on his dog collar the next morning he would still have had money in his pocket and bank. never mind , in the corrie way a new job is suddenly on the way the same day without searching or making applications or without anyone else applying, let alone being considered. ah well |
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I thought she had something up her arse!
Michelle on the other hand was standing against the pub counter, looking ever so radiant. ![]() ![]() Quote:
It's part of his Roy 'uniform'. Even when he had a new coat it was exactly the same as the old one.
That was such a dreadful piece of acting and JD is consistently good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCCG2Z9LoVk The Roy and Cathy wedding - on/off/on. It must be at least a week since Zeedan and Rana didi exactly the same. Tyrone's hair looks much thicker. Has he had a hair transplant? Thought him and Fiz were hard up! And yeah Ty does look like he may have had some hair added. Looks OK though. ![]() Quote:
Nessa in the cafe wanting a brew 'my mouth thinks my throat's been cut' - surely the saying is 'my stomach thinks my throat's been cut' when you're hungry?
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Meanwhile everyone is just wishing her throat would be cut. There's never a handy serial killer on't cobbles when you need one is there?
I do utterly LOATHE Nessa. Why the F has she been brought back, and why is she working in the cafe FFS?Quote:
I am surprised that Stuffy has not been here with a comment about Eva showing her assets to everybody in the world
![]() http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/c...-price-9427620 (Maybe he hasn't recovered yet !). I am a straight female, and I would. (Well mostly straight.)Quote:
NO, you can't "get" a coffee. You can have a coffee but I will "get" it for you. If you want to "get" a coffee you need to work here. Which, by the way, I'm hiring at the moment if you're interested.
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I must admit that I haven't been too well for a few days, but when My Eva opened her Christmas presents early I was knocked for six.
I am going to have to retire to a darkened room for some days and try to recover. I just wish that lying, cheating, two-timing scumbag would keep his grubby hands away from my Goddess. Is there a hit man in the house?
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i m not sure how many vicars decide to give up but surely he does not stop overnight with no regard to the congregation, services and visiting the sick. then there is the small matter of the large vicarage containing all his earthly possessions plus a great deal belonging to the church which has to be checked.
and how is he broke overnight just because he gave up his job the day before. do we assume that if he had put on his dog collar the next morning he would still have had money in his pocket and bank. never mind , in the corrie way a new job is suddenly on the way the same day without searching or making applications or without anyone else applying, let alone being considered. ah well We had our local vicar leave in 2015, and he gave six months notice. Not sure whether this is commonplace or normal, but I am willing to bet that six months notice is much closer to the required notice time, than the six minutes Billy-boy gave. There are a hundred ends to tie up, not least having to find a new place if he was just retiring, and the search for another vicar - our Church took 3 months to find one. There is waaaaay more to it than what I have just mentioned too. Lots of info on the link below... If you have a few minutes to spare - check out page 6 (The last few months; handing over the vicarage...) There is lots of of info on there about a vicar finishing at a particular Church or Parish,. And it is a long, drawn out process. You certainly couldn't just hand in your dog collar and leave on the same day. Re Billy saying he is poor though, that is possible. Contrary to popular belief, some vicars are not very well paid, but they do get their accommodation free, expenses, and usually a vehicle that's paid for. So overall, they do OK. The new vicar in our Church didn't get any actual salary for the first year, as she was quite newly ordained, (though she did get a nice shiny 5 bed house rent-free, with bills paid, and her husband had an income.) If you were single, I am not sure how you'd cope for that first year; I guess the Church would help you somehow, Anyhoo, here's that link to leaving your Vicar job! http://southwark.anglican.org/downlo...guide_2007.pdf |
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What about the whip?
![]() I thought a mortgage had been mentioned because I wondered why she just left and hadn't sold the property. Then I thought I must have been mistaken when the landlord was mentioned. It's a stupid SL anyway. Also, with Ready Freddy moving in with Fizzle and Ty, what will become of his home? Even if the mortgage is paid off, he'll still have council tax to pay on his property? There's nothing wrong with being a lodger, but it just doesn't make sense to me in this case. I also don't know how the likes of Brian literally has nothing more than two suitcases and some shopping bags of possessions at his age. I did a midnight flit and took more than that
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No whip, but we almost put a rubber snake in his trench... Thanks for the comment about the mortgage. I thought I had maybe imagined it.
Also, with Ready Freddy moving in with Fizzle and Ty, what will become of his home? Even if the mortgage is paid off, he'll still have council tax to pay on his property? There's nothing wrong with being a lodger, but it just doesn't make sense to me in this case. I also don't know how the likes of Brian literally has nothing more than two suitcases and some shopping bags of possessions at his age. I did a midnight flit and took more than that ![]() You are right about Brian. He was married and is a professional person. Surely he'd have more possessions than that and surely he'd buy a property. He must have had one with his wife and he had a flat with Julie. So he must have some money from those sales. But no. He has to move in with Norris because Corrie really needs another house full of weirdos and nitwits. And as for Eva..... ![]() The actress has done a brilliant job losing so much weight. I really admire her for it. But with her silly laugh and revealing outfits Eva has become a caricature of the dumb blonde - a la Babs Windsor and at least 50 years out of date. Corrie should be ashamed of themselves! Oh and those Christmas cards. !50. Really? |
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It's possible that all those who turn up with a couple of black bags have got everything else in a Big Yellow type lock-up. Unlikely, though, as they never say anything about nipping off to get a spare pair of pants, or whatever, out of storage.
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HAHAHAA! I do utterly LOATHE Nessa. Why the F has she been brought back, and why is she working in the cafe FFS?![]() Quote:
She did look amazing. What a figure!
I am a straight female, and I would. (Well mostly straight.)![]() ![]() Quote:
LOL! I am guilty of saying this too. Hangs head in shame.
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Corrie is such a mess. They just can't get their SLs straight.
You are right about Brian. He was married and is a professional person. Surely he'd have more possessions than that and surely he'd buy a property. He must have had one with his wife and he had a flat with Julie. So he must have some money from those sales. But no. He has to move in with Norris because Corrie really needs another house full of weirdos and nitwits. ![]() Seldom watch these days, but cried laughing reading this thread this morning. |
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Oh and the thought of anyone being on the sofa in Fizz and Ty's hovel. Ugh!
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Oh and the thought of anyone being on the sofa in Fizz and Ty's hovel. Ugh!
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Oh and the thought of anyone being on the sofa in Fizz and Ty's hovel. Ugh!
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I must admit that I haven't been too well for a few days, but when My Eva opened her Christmas presents early I was knocked for six.
I am going to have to retire to a darkened room for some days and try to recover. I just wish that lying, cheating, two-timing scumbag would keep his grubby hands away from my Goddess. Is there a hit man in the house? ![]()
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I must admit that I haven't been too well for a few days, but when My Eva opened her Christmas presents early I was knocked for six.
I am going to have to retire to a darkened room for some days and try to recover. I just wish that lying, cheating, two-timing scumbag would keep his grubby hands away from my Goddess. Is there a hit man in the house? |
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Believe it or not I specialise in this sort of thing. I am willing to do this little job for free. Well, at least on the condition I get to pump Eva before you.
On yer bike!! Although I believe that Maria is free (and easy!), go fill your boots.
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On yer bike!! Although I believe that Maria is free (and easy!), go fill your boots. ![]() todd said the church was lucky to have billy only michelle is allowed to be mentioned within the context of lucky to have wonder if Jack is going to confuse anna by talking about seeing a lady called Hilda in his room? |
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fillings
Fillings are the method used to teat the cavity. If one of your molars has a cavity then you get it filled in.
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Fillings are the method used to teat the cavity.
If one of your molars has a cavity then you get it filled in. ![]() |
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Fillings are the method used to teat the cavity.
If one of your molars has a cavity then you get it filled in. ![]() |
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This is starting to turn into a sexually charged thread.
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Isn't cavity the hole and the filling the erm filling?


I am a straight female, and I would. 