Happy Boxing Day folks

Hope you all got some nice presents from the fat one

Anyway, for this weekends thread, I thought we'd do a little predictions thingy where we guess the fun that will unfold in the countries most dangerous and STI riddled village.

When the thread naturally tails off, we check it again this time next year and see what we got right, and the winner wins a brilliant prize*

*possibly.

1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including

Spoiler

Patrick

2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016?

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them?

4a. Who will be Lindsey's next victim?

4b. And when will she be finally caught?

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016?

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016?

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul?

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016?

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be?

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time?

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode?

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial?

13. Will Jason grow any pubes?

Afternoon all Thanks for the thread Wonky

This is going to be fun to guess. I look forward to seeing how much we got right.

1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including

Spoiler

Patrick

Neeta

2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016? Lindsey

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them? Hutchinson family

4. Who will be Lindsey's next victim? Nobody. will have her arrested by grown up Tom

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016? No. We're doomed with them.

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016? Myra hopefully

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul? No. He'll probably have a new boyfriend and forget either exist

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016? Finn. Not the rapist buy the nice one.

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be? 284

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time? No

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode? 12

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial? No

13. Will Jason grow any pubes? No. He won't grow a brain cell either.

I'm waiting for my visitors to come at the moment. Just wanted to share that I saw this suspicious person hanging around my chimney a couple of days ago!!!

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Hey all

Love the quiz Wonky

Hope everyone is okay

Hmm. Looks very suspicious to me Madness

Chewy. Do you know anything about this strange visitor?

1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including

Spoiler

Patrick

we havent had any thing bad happen to the osbornes or a death there for a while, so I would say Jade who seems to be one of them now
2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016? Cameron, prison for many crimes including the worst crime possible, cruelty to our fav Loki

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them? Roscoes as they are losing members, the twins with have a long lost older brother who was Rick's but he never told them about this brother as he left them when they were 5

4a. Who will be Lindsey's next victim? This is wishful thinking not reality Not-Robbie cos hes a police man and getting close, or Mercy for getting inbetween her and Joe

4b. And when will she be finally caught? 2025 judging by current policing skills in the village , I hope 3nd week of Jan as Im bored

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016? Not-Robbie killed off by Lindsey and Holly working together cos hes annoying

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016? Cleo as she cant act, in reality Plastic Mcqueen and her many kids

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul? Yes because he will be in love with Loki next week then more confused, then he will see a goldfish and remember he loves George

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016? George to reclaim Ste as his one true love, Plastic Mcqueen when she cant get a job else where

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be? 2 a week so 104

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time? No we are stuck with her forever

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode? 74

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial? no she will wait until she struggle to get another job before returning

13. Will Jason grow any pubes? unlikely, more likely to get a braincell, but I cant see that happening either

1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including

Spoiler

Patrick

I don't know

2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016? Maybe Joe, Celine, or Lockie

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them? There are new Nightingales coming apparently so yeah, it's probably them.

4a. Who will be Lindsey's next victim? I hope it's but it will probably be yet another peripheral character no one gives a toss about

4b. And when will she be finally caught? People will start finding out about her fairly soon but she won't face trial until around about autumn time

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016? Maybe Joe; there have been rumours for a while about his actor wanting to leave. I think we're stuck with and the gormless twins

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016? Plastic McQueen already announced, also maybe Celine and/or Cleo.

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul? "Starry" will stick it out a while longer before the viewers get bored with it and then he'll start dithering again, only by this time JP will have yet another love interest (probably Lockie again) and round and round it'll go.

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016? Nana McQueen, maybe Rapist-Finn

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be? About two of each per week

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time? No; but it might be longer than her last one.

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode? There'll be a Maxine/Darren/Nancy love triangle.

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial? No, and no one will notice or even suggest that she should be there (like how no one ever suggested summoning Phoebe as a witness at Finn's trial, despite her being the only person to see him attacking Nancy ...)

13. Will Jason grow any pubes? No

Ha, I doubt it. You can be certain he will still be the crappest soap cop ever though

Afternoon! Hope you all had a fantastic Christmas

1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including

Pete

2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016? Theresa. If I'm not allowed this as her departure has already been announced, Cameron.

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them? As I can't remember a year in the past five this hasn't happened, the McQueens.

4a. Who will be Lindsey's next victim? DS Thorpe, seeing as though 9 times out of 10 her victims have been pointless recurring/guest characters that no-one gives a stuff about.

4b. And when will she be finally caught? Summer 2016, then I expect it to drag out to October where she's arrested.

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016? Probably Joe. I fear we're stuck with the other three brainless twerps for a while yet.

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016? I'm not sure on this one. I'll say yes, I have a feeling Cleo won't stick around.

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul? Harry, then he'll move on to another dozen or so others and by Christmas will meet at the archway with JP for the tradition, the cycle repeating in 2017 and so on

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016? Nana McQueen.

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be? 3/8/6

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time? No.

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode? 5, as I can't see them lasting much into 2016.

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial? No, sadly.

13. Will Jason grow any pubes? Never.

Uncle & cousin just left, had a lovely time. Lots of laughter, brill company & pressies. They spent a fortune on me!! Absolutely love my pressies!!

Right Wonky, I'll now answer your questions!!

Is anyone there?

God EastEnders is a bag of sh*t tonight. No plot developments at all, just things going round and round in circles.

Not watched anything on telly yet Bob. How are you??

Evening all. Feeling like utter shit so planning on getting drunk to forget this year. Already halfway there.

Hope everyone else is feeling good. Love to you all especially those who endured EE.

Oh no, I hope you feel better soon Chewy. I actually had a lovely day. What was wrong with EE? Last time I saw an ep was the live show out of curiosity when Bobby Beale was revealed as a murderer.

Just majority of people being arseholes. This time my sister and her comments.

EE was just predictable. Fatboy is dead, Bobby gets away with murder and Dean is a dick.

hello darlings after spending most of my day on the road to hell I decided to have a nap

Hugs and more hugs

I'm okay. My anxiety is getting the better of me today for some reason so I've just had a bath. How are you?


Aw Chewy, what's the matter? Can I join you so we can get drunk together? *hugs*

EE was utter tripe tonight. I actually feel like I am done with it. DTC needs to go.


Hey Vampy. what's happened?

Oh Chewy

Hope you're OK. Pop back on later, and we'll swap drunken thoughts

(I may not be drunk but I'll give it a go )

EE was on again? What a load of balls. Still, on the upside, Hollyoaks wasn't on today

Oh, and thanks for the answers guys

I wonder how many you'll be right about

Oh dear! Can you say what happened with your sister? PM me if you need to talk sweetie??

I never saw this Fatboy in any ep's I think, but then I stopped being a viewer when Dennis Rickman was killed off. I've heard all about Dean being a rapist from headlines & other peoples comments. I was kinda confused because I also heard that people thought he'd been raped himself in jail & that a lot of people liked his character in his first stint, but that he's become a proper villain in his second stint.

Oh no, what happened Vampy?

Oh no, seems like you're all having a cr*ppy day!! Eat some chocs & relax.

I've had a lovely day. Had a proper good laugh with my uncle & cousin, nice meal, lovely pressies & company.

What exactly is wrong with this DTC person? Is he as bad as Kirkwood???