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The Wonky Hollyoaks Time Capsule 2016 Thread
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cfc86
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Multimedia81:
“A Branch I like is this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY7kx0pcKbc

Nice of you in the spirit of Christmas to let Wonky have Jesy!

I have sussed why David is in every Christmas Day episode. It is his birthday and there is the irony of all the Christmas drama happening on his birthday. Also, as he is played by Jack P Shepherd, his appearance is appropriate in view of the carol While Shepherds watch their flock by night

Incidentally, I have not forgotten a couple of years ago when Keith Lemon sent him up by turning him into a Pea Shepherd! ”

I like to share when I feel like it

I'm sure David wishes he could have at least one birthday/Christmas without drama. In Corrie that isn't possible though

I don't remember that but remember when Jack took a forceful punch to a cardboard Antony Cotton. That was fun.
attitude99
27-12-2015
Hiya Wonky. I thought I might do this since everyone has

Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“1. Who will be the first character to die in 2016? Not including
Spoiler
Patrick


Probably Joe, Pete or Lockie.

2. Who will be the first character to leave without dying in 2016?

Theresa.

3. Who's current family will have a random never-before-mentioned member suddenly join them?

A random Nightingale, or Neetas family.

4a. Who will be Lindsey's next victim?

Nico (hopefully)

4b. And when will she be finally caught?

25th December 2016

5. Will any Roscoe's leave in 2016?

Are you havin' a larf, they're invincible!

6. Will any McQueen's leave in 2016?

Possibly Myra, Mercedes or Reenie

7. Will Ste ever truly decide between Harry and John-Paul?

Probably never. He will continue to flitter between them and the next gay random like the big bike he is.

8. Which character(s) will return in 2016?

Hmmm, that ones difficult.

9. How many explosions / kidnaps / false arrests will there be?

Loads, many. At least one a week, typical Hollyoaks fashion.

10. Will Theresa's exit be permanent this time?

Hopefully. I don't like Plastic Theresa and hope she gets killed off in some horrible fashion.

11. How many times will Maxine and Darren get back together before splitting the very same episode?

Not many because Maxine might be in prison because of Patrick.

12. Will Porsche return for Pete's trial?

Nah, she's realised the air smells cleaner outside the village.

13. Will Jason grow any pubes?”

Doubt it. They'd be very weak pubes.
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“Just her and everyone having a go. Do everything for everyone except myself. I felt more free on dialysis weirdly enough.

Dean became infatuated with Linda and one night he raped her but insisted she agreed to it. There's no explanation why but forum members here have better reasons than the show would have thought about.”

So your family think you do to much Chewy??? They probably only said it because they were worried you might be overdoing stuff. Not sure. Sorry to hear they've upset you sweetie!!

From what I've heard of Dean, I don't like the direction he's been taken in. He could very well have come back darker, but why a rapist???
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
Xmas jumper for all on here, can be used all year round https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...7f99ec63d6.jpg
DJ Jimmy
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Multimedia81:
“Congrats if this means you come from Romford Wonky. Jo O'Meara from S Club 7 also comes from there! ”

Yeah, that's not something to be as proud of

Although my mate went to school with Frankie Sandford
cfc86
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“Ha, funny you should say that, she's the one who is from my neck of the woods. I know the pub she used to go to when she was 18 ”

See? It's destiny you and her should be together
DJ Jimmy
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“Xmas jumper for all on here, can be used all year round https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...7f99ec63d6.jpg”

I thought that said wonkeydungeon.com then

Thanks Vampy, looks good
attitude99
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“I might have some bourbon too

I can't either. It was an awful way to go. Also how can you confuse Fatboy and Vincent? At least we're rid of the annoying one. 2 years? I give it 2 weeks ”

Go on, be a devil

I can't imagine dying like that. Must have been awful for him. At least Carl White was actually dead. You can't, they're so different. I find Vincent incredibly annoying and his eyeballs look like they're going to pop out any minute. Scenes which feature him and Sharon it's like a battle of the eyeballs. True, I meant we'll still be moaning about them
DJ Jimmy
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“See? It's destiny you and her should be together ”

I was in the same uni class as Marina and the Diamonds (briefly)

Sadly we're not together though
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“its fine, just private stuff which I want to keep off social media

how are you?”

Fine sweetie. I don't know if you've read back at all, but I had my uncle & cousin over & we had a lovely time today.
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“I thought that said wonkeydungeon.com then

Thanks Vampy, looks good ”

its suited for us all here
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“Fine sweetie. I don't know if you've read back at all, but I had my uncle & cousin over & we had a lovely time today.”

sounds good, lots of Vodka?
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“Xmas jumper for all on here, can be used all year round https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...7f99ec63d6.jpg”

Gee thanks Vampy!! Very thoughtful of you!!
cfc86
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“So your family think you do to much Chewy??? They probably only said it because they were worried you might be overdoing stuff. Not sure. Sorry to hear they've upset you sweetie!!

From what I've heard of Dean, I don't like the direction he's been taken in. He could very well have come back darker, but why a rapist???”

It's not that. My mum was driving and she took a mood which made the car almost crash. Then my sister had a go at me snapping at her despite barely speaking to her. I then went to my local for a drink and when I came back my mum had a go for being out.

I have no idea. It was a stupid decision by the producer.
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“sounds good, lots of Vodka?”

One of the cakes had vodka in it, apart from that we had wine with the meal!!
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
lol an insult to meerkats https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeH6y4UIYAEI0ea.jpg
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“I thought that said wonkeydungeon.com then

Thanks Vampy, looks good ”

Vampy, you should try Wonky's dungeon? It's grrrrrrreat!!!
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“One of the cakes had vodka in it, apart from that we had wine with the meal!!”

just the one?
ChelseaEllie
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“Vampy, you should try Wonky's dungeon? It's grrrrrrreat!!! ”

hes your man, I wont take others
DJ Jimmy
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“Vampy, you should try Wonky's dungeon? It's grrrrrrreat!!! ”

But I'm not Terry the Tiger



You're right though, it is rather good
Multimedia81
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“Yeah, that's not something to be as proud of

Although my mate went to school with Frankie Sandford ”

Oh yes, I forgot Frankie was from there too! Mind you, most Saturdays songs post-2011 have washed over me. (The ones I liked best were Up, Issues, Forever Is Over, Higher and My Heart Takes Over )

Anyway, at the risk of being a party pooper, I am looking to be up for 7.30 tomorrow ready to go out around 9. So, enjoy the rest of your Christmas weekend and see you for Leema's New Year Megabash if not sooner!
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“It's not that. My mum was driving and she took a mood which made the car almost crash. Then my sister had a go at me snapping at her despite barely speaking to her. I then went to my local for a drink and when I came back my mum had a go for being out.

I have no idea. It was a stupid decision by the producer.”

That's strange, why is she so concerned you went out for a wee bit? Sounds like they took their frustrations out on you. *Madness gives Chewy a big hug & scratches her under the chin like she does her cat because Madness thinks Chewy will absolutely love it*


I agree about it being a stupid decision.
cfc86
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“Xmas jumper for all on here, can be used all year round https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...7f99ec63d6.jpg”

Perfect for everyone on here.

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Go on, be a devil

I can't imagine dying like that. Must have been awful for him. At least Carl White was actually dead. You can't, they're so different. I find Vincent incredibly annoying and his eyeballs look like they're going to pop out any minute. Scenes which feature him and Sharon it's like a battle of the eyeballs. True, I meant we'll still be moaning about them ”

As if I need encouraged

He's like Freddie with his damn eyes. I wish Ronnie would poke them out then off herself I didn't watch when she killed Carl but I know the story. Haha true. Stacey and Kush mostly

Originally Posted by DJ Jimmy:
“I was in the same uni class as Marina and the Diamonds (briefly)

Sadly we're not together though ”

Stalk enough and you will be
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“just the one?”

I swear I didn't go mad on the drink Vampy.
Marianne_321
27-12-2015
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“hes your man, I wont take others”

Wonky likes to spead the love. You can go to his dungeon anytime. Chewy & Bob loved it!!!
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