Originally Posted by WombatDeath:
“Pffft. My other knife (which I inexplicably forgot to mention earlier) is a lightsabre blessed by Jesus. The hilt was carved from a unicorn's horn and is inscribed with runes which, if spoken aloud, will trigger the final battle between Heaven and Hell in which the fate of all mankind will be decided forever.”
Examine the blade very carefully.
You'll find the words "Made in China".
They're about £10 on eBay.