I wanna be Startin' Somethin' this year. I've been told I can organise the event as long as You Are Not Alone. I just hope that it will turn out to be a Thriller and doesn't get spoilt by a Smooth Criminal with his Bad behaviour otherwise he'll be told to Beat It. The last time this happened the person in question ended up having a fight and there was Blood on the Dancefloor which was Dangerous-Michael Jackson

Night Is The Day Turned Inside Out - it's getting Warmer , Your Mother Loves The Sun , but What Will You Do When Your Suntan Fades? • Beulah

Anybody Seen My Baby? She's called Ruby Tuesday and The Last Time I saw her she was Tumbling Dice with Jumping Jack Flash. I'm a Fool To Cry but Love Is Strong and She's So Cold - Rolling Stones

Come on darkness , Come down the coast , You'll Never Make Me Cry , I hate this part of Texas • Camper Van Beethoven

I went to a dance competition hoping to get involved with the Love Game. I met a woman and she asked me out but I said we'll Just Dance In this competition first. Our routine was one of the best. We were given a round of Applause for our performance. We were now on The Edge Of Glory When asked how I was such a great dancer I said I was Born This way. We exchanged Telephone numbers. We even had the Paparazzi claiming we were the next big couple but she didn't turn up to our next date the week after so I went home. I was horrified to find her in my house with Alejandro. I asked the Judas why he had taken my girl. He denied he was having an affair but I could tell by his Poker Face that he was lying. I should just Marry The Night next time instead that might not be a Bad Romance-Lady Gaga.

I was standing at the Bus Stop when along came Jennifer Eccles, now there is a Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress! Uh huh I thought, Here I Go Again, all it took was Just One Look. I thought Yes I Will, so I phoned
my girfriend and said Sorry Suzanne, but We're Through. She pleaded and begged me to Stay . I can't Let Go she sobbed, I felt like I was On A Carousel and said Stop Stop Stop, and asked her
best friend Carrie Ann to come on over . Just Look Through any Window I said......now (Ain't That) Just Like Me - The Hollies

Lisa Marie & Mean Ol' Misery aka Malcolm went to the Vegetarian Restaurant with Wendy . "Play the music loud" she said, "whatever turns you on" replied Malcolm, "you're in denial you surly girl ". • Aberfeldy

You've got a Telegram Sam. It's from your Hot Love in New York City. She wants to Get It On with her 20th Century Boy - T Rex

After laying Another Brick In The Wall a builder named Arnold Layne decided to call it a day, got on his Bike and rode to the football stadium, where he spent good Money for a ticket so that he could See Emily Play in the women's match between Us And Them - Pink Floyd

Do You Want to Know a Secret, only Yesterday I was walking down Penny Lane which is The Long and Winding Road when I came accross Michelle, I Saw Her Standing There and thought I've Got to Get You into My Life, so I asked her about her occupation she is a Paperback Writer, but I got No Reply i know....... I Should Have Known Better - Beatles

I asked Caroline to come with me to the art gallery to look at Pictures Of Matchstick Men and she said Whatever You Want - Status Quo

I'm Under Pressure, because Day-in Day-Out, my other half who is a bit of a Rebel, Rebel, suggested that in our Golden Years , we could spend Seven Years in Tibet, visting The Buddha of Suburbia, I impressed on him that there would have to be quite a few Changes
The Laughing Gnome (he is vertically challenged) responded with "there's more chance of Life on Mars with The Jean Genie"

David Bowie R.I.P

What Happens Tomorrow? I go on a trip with Electric Barbarella. All She Wants Is to go to Rio to Meet El Presidente and challenge him about his Notorious/ Skin Trade. She wants to ask him " Do You Believe In Shame"? - Duran Duran

Walk On / The Waning Moon - That's When The Ceremony Starts / In The NA . I Believe In The Good Life of Golden Streams , For Fun , I Want Another Enema • Hidden Cameras

Last night I had a Teenage Dream that I was Waking Up In Vegas the night after I Kissed A Girl. Unfortunately she left so I was disappointed with The One That Got Away. While in the USA I saw quite a lot of California Girls. I also heard a lion in a nearby zoo. I could tell it was a lion because I could hear it's Roar a mile off Last Friday Night I wanted to stay Wide Awake so I could see the Firework display -Katy Perry

Don't Make Me Wait as I Cannot Keep A Secret , I'll give you a Vacant Stare under Dark Skies of Alabaster where Old Ghosts linger In The Company Of The Damned • Emma Pollock

Angie, Gimmie Shelter, Miss You, I Wanna Be Your Man - Rolling Stones

All We Ask, Dory, (is) Hold Still, While You Wait For The Others • Grizzly Bear🐻

Some Rednecks in the deep south (Birmingham, Alabama to be precise) were giving Davy The Fat Boy and a bunch of dwarves a very hard time, so Davy and the Short People decided to up sticks and make their way north to my mother's home town of Baltimore, Maryland, but I didn't join then because Mama Told Me Not To Come and instead I chose to Sail Away across the ocean to spend Christmas In Cape Town with my dear friend Simon Smith And His Amazing Dancing Bear - Randy Newman.

After the call, at sea I've gone under sea, in Berlin with Gabriel . We took eight steps until it had gone darker , then we took the boat to the lighthouse • Electrelane

The Boxer, was hoping to build a Bridge over Troubled Water when he called Mrs Robinson to ask to speak to Cecilia, but all he got was The Sound of Silence

Simon & Garfunkel

I don't mind that you You tear me up in your fast cars 16 times a day. I need autonomy so I'm moving away from the pulsebeat , you'll get no reply .

Buzzcocks

Please Don't Treat Me Like A Child by telling me that You Don't Know because I know that you do, so Tell Me What He Said and if he said that he still loves her she'll be Walking Back To Happiness, otherwise she'll be Little Miss Lonely. - Helen Shapiro

Please be patient with me I'm going via Chicago to impossible Germany to find out How to fight loneliness . I hate it here there's spiders and I got shot in the arm by my darling . (Wilco)

The Truth is I Used To Love You but then you became Obsessed so now unfortunately its's Me Without You - Gwen Stefani