Wake Up Little Susie I said to my sleeping girlfriend, which annoyed her somewhat because her name is not Susie it's Claudette, so she said Bye Bye Love to me and now I no longer have a girlfriend, which at first left me Crying In The Rain but now isn't causing me too many Problems because if I want a girlfriend All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers

I can't decide whether a dream surfer could pause on a glacier. In the future , only the stars will be in my thoughts - Delay Trees

There's a Rainbow Trout so Bend in the Water- Gordon Lightfoot.

Veronica was going to go to the Chelsea Flower Show with Alison, but had to cancel at the last minute, so offered me her ticket, which I was sorely tempted to take because it's been A Good Year For The Roses, but eventually I decided that I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea and instead I stayed at home and put on DVD's of Inspector Morse, Poirot and Sherlock as I enjoy Watching The Detectives - Elvis Costello.

My Lovin' Was Hell with a Rubber Baby while Watching TV • Larry and the Lefthanded

The storm was no Hurricane, but it was strong enough to lift me off my feet and send me Blowing In The Wind, so I took shelter underground, which was not such a good idea as I soon got the Subterranean Homesick Blues, prompting me to leave my shelter and brave the elements making my way to Maggie's Farm where Maggie introduced me to her house guest, a strange man calling himself The Mighty Quinn, who wore a Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat, played the tambourine and bore an uncanny resemblance to Mick Jagger, a strange man indeed, whom I greeted with the words "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, did you know you look Like A Rolling Stone?" - Bob Dylan.

If You Start Choppin' you might Feel The Pain in your Thumb if you're careless. Better call the blood wagon to get me - "Not You Again!" said the doctor. (Dinosaur Jr)

When You Walk in the Room and whisper Sweet Nuthins to me I get Needles and Pins - The Searchers

Behind the brilliant trees are the forbidden colours of the red guitar and the scent of magnolia - Japan

You're Gone forever and your wife Kayleigh is naturally very upset, so I offered her my Sympathy and gave her a sprig of Lavender to cheer her up - Marillion.

Every beat of the heart is a gentle sound but in the meantime the music stops so you can't listen on - Railway Children 🚂

Talking Loud And Clear, a lady named Enola Gay unlocked a Pandora's Box of historical facts during her lecture on the 100 Years' War, but the only fact I learned was that Joan Of Arc was also known as the Maid Of Orleans - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark.

Hey Girl are you On the Bedroom scene ? [b] One night away we had been a [b] long time coming we following your wanderlust . • Delays

Last Tuesday Afternoon I was walking along the Boulevard De La Madeleine when all of a sudden some Voices In The Sky asked me who I was, and my immediate response was: "I'm Just A Singer In A Rock and Roll Band", to which the voices replied "Thank you for answering our Question, you may Go Now", so I continued my journey contemplating this very weird experience and thinking: "Isn't Life Strange?" - Moody Blues.

The Organ Player went The Other Way with The Prettiest Girl In The Whole Wide World . The Story Is Wrong , The Victor shold be The Underdogs. Weezer

"Don't Sleep In The Subway", said the 4' 6" tall cobbler to his naval friend, Romeo, "because I Know A Place in the suburbs where you can rent a room for next to nothing", to which the Sailor replied: "Thanks but no thanks, Little Shoemaker, I need to remain Downtown, because that's where I will be meeting My Love, who is the only woman who can Colour My World when I'm ashore and away from My Friend The Sea" - Petula Clark.

I'm happy to be on an island in the sun on a lovely sunny day with Marie Jolie . Goodness, it's five o'clock already, goodbye my love goodbye .

(Demis Roussos)

Without You it's difficult to cope and Without Her it's even more difficult, but I'm trying to cope as best I can by sitting at my Good Old Desk eating a Coconut while ignoring the fact that I'm the One person that Everybody's Talking about - Harry Nilsson.

During my Jurassic Shift I'd Kick muck on a moon calf behind the high pass of the Domes of G'Bal • Ozric Tentacles

After Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying he really was at a loss to explain what was happening to him, then Something Inside So Strong told him It Must Be Love - Labi Siffre.

Like old folks , when I grow to old to dream , I'll be by your side as all I ever need is you . Baby I love you even in this isle of debris .

(Peters & Lee )

I'm glad you like travelling, Samantha, because So Do I, and if I had the money I'd spend some time in Casablanca, then fly to Russia to spend Midnight In Moscow, then to Thailand to see the March Of The Siamese Children, then to Tokyo to eat the very best Sukiyaki, and finally I would finish my journey in New England just in time to witness The Green Leaves Of Summer turn into the red leaves of autumn - Kenny Ball.

Under the pale blue sky there's a Jewel in the shining road . My beautiful friend is inescapable on the sixth of May in Paris & Rome .


(Cranes)

As I watched My World slowly fall apart I could not find the Words to express my despair, so I just started Jive Talking while spending all those Lonely Days telling myself that I've Gotta Gets A Message To You so that you Don't Forget To Remember Me and spending all those lonely nights suffering with Night Fever and just barely Staying Alive, trapped below ground in the New York Mining Disaster 1941, but fortunately it all ended in happiness rather than Tragedy, because I was eventually rescued on the First Of May, prompting you to Run To Me all the way from Massachusetts, an action which finally answered the question I've been asking for quite some time, i.e. How Deep Is Your Love? - The Bee Gees.

I danced with the Holy Ghost at the Procession . It was a good feeling , now all I want is some fast horses and death drugs - Violent Femmes