Nice to see you back, Kwynne! Outrageous that you were even banned in the first place, but let's park that.

I don't think the women in ED know what those are

Neither do the blokes, collie...

And Kwynne still know not why exactly.

Morning kwynne, bit chilly today isn't it?

How gorgeous is Baby Moses? I swear he looks exactly like a little Karl Pilkington.

He does seem very expressive heh, never seen Karl Pilkington so will take your word for it.

Mini Synopsis of Episode

Firstly New Policy due to recent difficulties the Paragraph will be the last Time Kwynne ever mentions Aaron by name and even he will totally be ignored by me from now on, but note any episode with him in it will be docked 5/10 automatically which means most episodes will be -5/10.

Couldn't resist one last one

Ways how to put Aaron on the Naughty step 1970's version

Teacher severely spanks Aaron on the bottom with a cane and gives him a fearful talling off for acting badly and being naughty in class., then Aaron has to wear a dunces cap (not hard) and made to stand in the corner for the rest of the day.

Elsewhere increasingly creepy Tess creepily hangs around The Moron and scares him so much that she creepily makes a pass at him and even the moron not noted for being sensible tells her to creep off
Meanwhile Paddy is creeped out by Creepy tess

Elsewhere even more there is a very rare scene where Cain and Rhona cross paths and actually talk to each other, this never happens so we should celebrate.

Cain is sulking because Moira is cross that he should deal with Charity and then they let Noah hear bad things about his mother

Charity is on fine form and visited by Cain

Sidebar is Charity Chas's mystery Woolpack buyer?

After Emma meddles and after what he heard Noah runs away only to be intercepted by Emma and who knows what she has in store for her

Gabby was cheeky

Laurel was filled with angst over the miscarriage which probably didn't happen anyway

Ashley meanwhile was cross with god even though he asked god to sort out his problems and god duly did

Other stuff happened but wasn't important

Very wise. For me, henceforth, he shall be "the A word." But mainly, he no longer exists.

Is Charity really getting her hands on the Woolpack somehow? She'd have to be the most terrifying landlady ever. The punters would all be quaking.

Most of the punters would be barred within about 24 hours, not that anyone would notice. But I really can't see La Fabulosa pulling pints and changing barrels etc - what a come down for her.

Is it wrong that in my secret fantasies, HotRoughDeclan has been in touch, for some reason that escapes me at the moment, and Chas does a deal with him to buy into the pub?

I would happily suspend ALL reality to see that.

Well she would obviously employ an underling to pull the pints, and mainly sit in the back with her feet up, only emerging to put up the prices and look for vulnerable males.

But oh, I would just DIE if Declan was the new landlord.

"So who's bought the pub for Charity then?"

"Me." *enter the Hot Tufty One*

[Megan swoons]

I miss him so.

Feel free to relive what is perhaps my favourite ever Emmerdale scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTK-W1-L6Q

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

On my god, Emmerdale was SO good then. It was on fire. So, so good.

Declaaaaaaaannnn!

What a brilliant scene that was! It also proved conclusively, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt, that HRD and Megan were totally in love with each other, and not in a brother/sister kind of way.

BRING BACK HRD THE TUFTY ONE!!!!!

TOTALLY incesty. Which is funny, because they were very incesty when they first came in, then they sort of quietly forgot it, then they went full-blown lovers at the end.

Robbie, meet your Uncle. I mean, your Dad.

Brilliant though. I mean, if you're doing incesty vibes, that's the way to do it. None of this aunty-nephew snoggy weirdness.

PLEASE COME BACK DECLAN, WE NEED YOU!

I think it's a prime time for me to repost this moment.

And yes, COME BACK HRD!

*Avoids posting a Declan related joke post..*

"Me Dad's name isn't on the birth certificate."

"He's dead." *significant look*

Case closed. Poor wee child of incest Robbie. Oh I miss him, he was fab. I miss them all.

HRD, you dirty sexy mofo.

I'm keeping a close eye on you, Houndy..... a very close eye indeed.

We're in mourning here.

HAVE YOU NO SENSITIVITY?

Yes. It could get hairy on here if you do

Sorch! Grrrr...

He'll be back soon and then you'll have to think up a whole load of new ones.

I hope SonOfTufty comes back too - he could be in Witness Protection at the moment - and then we can all think up more 'short' jokes.

Aah, the good old ED glory days - what fun we had. Where did it all go wrong?

Aw, I don't know really! It was fun! There was this fabulous period that went right through Cameron and out the other side to Declan. Then it sort of lost the plot.

I love the thought of Robbie in witness protection though. I've heard they're keeping him in a safe house.

Aww I miss Robbie.

Would love for him to be in witness protection. Though the epicness of his death suggests otherwise.
I really like most of the Macey family, even the originals. Shame they had to be involved in Home Farm.