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Old 09-08-2016, 14:16
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) What fancy dress did Chrissie come in

2) James was trying to buy a house for Emma while perving all over Moira, make up your mind dear

3) Pierce really hates rakesh doesn't he sided with the Bartons just to annoy him

4) Rakesh in deep doggy doo doo

5) 200 people went blind at the sight of Rodney and who can blame them.

6) Lisa dear stop fixing Joanies dress and see to you increasingly off her head daughter, but she fixed that dress quite well

7) Zak won the award for best comedy pratfall of the month.

8 Sam and Dan, what did they do to upset Amelia so much.

8) Emma and James why do you want to live in a death money trap that WIll take another £637k to rebuild and restock the farm

Sidebar didn't Lawrence buy WYlie's for Andy and Katie to live in to annoy Robert, how is it up for sale now?

9) Ross was at his thuggish worst

10 Joanie horrible insensitive woman, making Lisa lifa a misery, laughed when Zak called her Lisa
1 - Whatever it was it looked rubbish - her hair looked like something out of Carry on Cleo!

2 - Creepy James - if Moira had said yes, he'd abandon Emma like a rat up a drainpipe

3-4 - Yep - I quite like creepy Pierce getting under Rakesh's skin

5 - Should have been a warning of distressing scenes

6 - Lisa is very understanding

7 - He did go for it

8 - Perfect place for Psycho Emma I would have thought - I thought it belonged to Home Farm and Lawrence was letting Andy and Katie buy it cheap because it got up Robert's nose and then he sold it anyway after Katie died?

9 - He was

10 - She was - and the threat to get married in her birthday suit is probably the most frightening thought ever on ED!
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:17
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1 - Whatever it was it looked rubbish - her hair looked like something out of Carry on Cleo!

2 - Creepy James - if Moira had said yes, he'd abandon Emma like a rat up a drainpipe

3-4 - Yep - I quite like creepy Pierce getting under Rakesh's skin

5 - Should have been a warning of distressing scenes

6 - Lisa is very understanding

7 - He did go for it

8 - Perfect place for Psycho Emma I would have thought - I thought it belonged to Home Farm and Lawrence was letting Andy and Katie buy it cheap because it got up Robert's nose and then he sold it anyway after Katie died?

9 - He was

10 - She was - and the threat to get married in her birthday suit is probably the most frightening thought ever on ED!
I thought that too, but did Lawrence sell it to Andy and then he turned around and sold it? Wasn't there talk of Paddy and Rhona buying it for horses or something?
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:22
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I'm really really really not looking forward to a whole hour of Zoanie wedding crap tonight. Surely it won't go ahead............or will it?
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:31
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I'm really really really not looking forward to a whole hour of Zoanie wedding crap tonight. Surely it won't go ahead............or will it?
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Not sure - I'm thinking maybe she calls it off - I know

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Old 09-08-2016, 14:37
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Not sure - I'm thinking maybe she calls it off - I know

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Course it would serve stupid Zak right if they both told him to jog on and he ended up all alone while they both found somebody better, but this is Soapland so I'm guessing that's not going to happen.
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:40
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I thought that too, but did Lawrence sell it to Andy and then he turned around and sold it? Wasn't there talk of Paddy and Rhona buying it for horses or something?
No Andy didn't but it someone else did , I thought the whites still had it but someone told me they sold it last year whic for some reason cause drama Andy to start looking at Katie's phone bill ( really don't understand why ) and that's when he realise do Aaron was the last person who called her and deduced Robert killed her. He then reverted to being as sums as a boc of rocks
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:45
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Course it would serve stupid Zak right if they both told him to jog on and he ended up all alone while they both found somebody better, but this is Soapland so I'm guessing that's not going to happen.
I'd love it if they suddenly both discovered their inner "Sapphic sides" and they shacked up together and kicked Zak out - that would be incredible!
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:55
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Here are some much better spoilers


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Old 09-08-2016, 14:56
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No Andy didn't but it someone else did , I thought the whites still had it but someone told me they sold it last year whic for some reason cause drama Andy to start looking at Katie's phone bill ( really don't understand why ) and that's when he realise do Aaron was the last person who called her and deduced Robert killed her. He then reverted to being as sums as a boc of rocks
Yeah you are right about that, that property has changed has quite a bit over the past year.
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Old 09-08-2016, 15:01
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Here are some much better spoilers
Lol, Mark you have one vivid imagination, I love it!

PMSL at the Lisa/Bailey scenario and I really hope it happens.
If it does, maybe PC Swirling could arrive at the scene and shoot DrSleaze in the head for no reason whatsoever except that he's a sleazeball and the wrong colour sleazeball at that.
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Old 09-08-2016, 15:07
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Lol, Mark you have one vivid imagination, I love it!

PMSL at the Lisa/Bailey scenario and I really hope it happens.
If it does, maybe PC Swirling could arrive at the scene and shoot DrSleaze in the head for no reason whatsoever except that he's a sleazeball and the wrong colour sleazeball at that.
LOL, then Belle could shoot swirling in retaliation
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Old 09-08-2016, 15:13
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Lol, Mark you have one vivid imagination, I love it!

PMSL at the Lisa/Bailey scenario and I really hope it happens.
If it does, maybe PC Swirling could arrive at the scene and shoot DrSleaze in the head for no reason whatsoever except that he's a sleazeball and the wrong colour sleazeball at that.
On the actual spoilers I was going to be outraged by
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So now i'm outraged by
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Old 09-08-2016, 15:54
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Cheers for the Soaplife spoilers, kwynne.

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Old 09-08-2016, 16:15
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:18
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:14
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He will though. And she'll claim to be not interested all over again and then jump his bones 5 minutes later, and then say it was a mistake, and then do it again, etc etc ad nauseam.
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:37
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He will though. And she'll claim to be not interested all over again and then jump his bones 5 minutes later, and then say it was a mistake, and then do it again, etc etc ad nauseam.
Then Cain's all get dragged into it
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Old 09-08-2016, 19:58
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Good Christ, I HATE Zak and Joanie.

I hope they both just die.
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Old 09-08-2016, 20:42
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Good Christ, I HATE Zak and Joanie.

I hope they both just die.
I feel the same. Did Kate Oates ever explain why she decided to break up the shows longest running couple? I'd really like to know her reasoning behind it.
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Old 09-08-2016, 22:14
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I feel the same. Did Kate Oates ever explain why she decided to break up the shows longest running couple? I'd really like to know her reasoning behind it.
Not that I know of. I don't even mind that they broke up, it could have been done that they just didn't love each other any more, it happens. But they've done it so Joanie is stupid and selfish and self-righteous, and Zak is thick and mean and insensitive. And for some reason, they expect the audience to give a damn, whereas I wouldn't care if they both got mashed by a combine harvester.

**** off, Emmerdale.
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Old 09-08-2016, 23:07
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there. I've retouched ** some** of it
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Old 10-08-2016, 09:16
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there. I've retouched ** some** of it
Pity you couldn't have sorted out the dating issue as well heh
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Old 10-08-2016, 09:20
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there. I've retouched ** some** of it
I love the final one - cruel but very funny
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Old 10-08-2016, 10:58
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Analysis of Crucial points about last nights episode

1) This episode featured the first ever wedding when the Bride was late and the vicar didn't keep appearing tapping their watch and saying the next wedding is in a bit and they need to get on with it withing the next 5 minutes, well done ultra relaxed Harriet

2) How could ITV put an episode this runnis on air, where they not ashamed.

3) When is Carry on Chrissie's Audition for the role of Cleo in the remake of Carry on Cleo

4) Why did Emmerdale employ Zelda from terrorhawks to play Joanie

5) Analysis central may not be fond of Lisa but Zoannie is a million times worse.

56 Why did Carry of Chrissie take shotgun Unlucky to see Any in prison when she knew he was struggling.

6) That poor Horse pulled that cart full of Dingles 200m or more from Southampton, and why did not a single member of either branch of the family interact

7) What was with Sam's animal impressions.

8) Would Amelia want to even set foot out of doors with that glowing face.

9) Victoria was worrying about Andy, someone should I suppose because no one else is going to

10)David is boring us and everyone else including Tracy about the wedding that Tracy has no intention of agreeing to, what other idiocy is he going to do before he's finished.

11) Just how incredibly insensitive was Zoanie trying to get from Lisa, Zaks one true bride about marrying Zak.

12) Just how stupid is Rishi letting the worlds worst lawyer get hold of the Factory accounts

13) At least James and Emma will be happy until they see the state of Wylie's Farm anyway

14) Why didn't Priya once she knew about the debt from blabbermouth Rhona not kick Rakesh in the goolies.

Could this episode have been any worse.

Ways how to Kill Joanie Part 2

The Dingles Cart and Horse runs over Joanie killing her

Ways how to Kill Joanie Part 3

Lisa stabs the hugely insensitive Zoanie and feeds her to the Dingle Pigs, sadly the pigs all die from food poisoning
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