Emmerdale - Past and Present (Part 10)

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Alleycat666

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) What fancy dress did Chrissie come in

2) James was trying to buy a house for Emma while perving all over Moira, make up your mind dear

3) Pierce really hates rakesh doesn't he sided with the Bartons just to annoy him

4) Rakesh in deep doggy doo doo

5) 200 people went blind at the sight of Rodney and who can blame them.

6) Lisa dear stop fixing Joanies dress and see to you increasingly off her head daughter, but she fixed that dress quite well

7) Zak won the award for best comedy pratfall of the month.

8 Sam and Dan, what did they do to upset Amelia so much.

8) Emma and James why do you want to live in a death money trap that WIll take another £637k to rebuild and restock the farm

Sidebar didn't Lawrence buy WYlie's for Andy and Katie to live in to annoy Robert, how is it up for sale now?

9) Ross was at his thuggish worst

10 Joanie horrible insensitive woman, making Lisa lifa a misery, laughed when Zak called her Lisa”

1 - Whatever it was it looked rubbish - her hair looked like something out of Carry on Cleo!

2 - Creepy James - if Moira had said yes, he'd abandon Emma like a rat up a drainpipe

3-4 - Yep - I quite like creepy Pierce getting under Rakesh's skin

5 - Should have been a warning of distressing scenes

6 - Lisa is very understanding

7 - He did go for it

8 - Perfect place for Psycho Emma I would have thought - I thought it belonged to Home Farm and Lawrence was letting Andy and Katie buy it cheap because it got up Robert's nose and then he sold it anyway after Katie died?

9 - He was

10 - She was - and the threat to get married in her birthday suit is probably the most frightening thought ever on ED!

Mark_Washingto1

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“1 - Whatever it was it looked rubbish - her hair looked like something out of Carry on Cleo!

2 - Creepy James - if Moira had said yes, he'd abandon Emma like a rat up a drainpipe

3-4 - Yep - I quite like creepy Pierce getting under Rakesh's skin

5 - Should have been a warning of distressing scenes

6 - Lisa is very understanding

7 - He did go for it

8 - Perfect place for Psycho Emma I would have thought - I thought it belonged to Home Farm and Lawrence was letting Andy and Katie buy it cheap because it got up Robert's nose and then he sold it anyway after Katie died?

9 - He was

10 - She was - and the threat to get married in her birthday suit is probably the most frightening thought ever on ED! ”

I thought that too, but did Lawrence sell it to Andy and then he turned around and sold it? Wasn't there talk of Paddy and Rhona buying it for horses or something?

Oldnjaded

09-08-2016

I'm really really really not looking forward to a whole hour of Zoanie wedding crap tonight.

Surely it won't go ahead............or will it?

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Alleycat666

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“I'm really really really not looking forward to a whole hour of Zoanie wedding crap tonight. Surely it won't go ahead............or will it?

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I know MoanieJoanie disappears for a bit after Zak called her Lisa and said he'd always loved her and always will (lol), but is that just to add drama to the inevitable wedding?

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Not sure - I'm thinking maybe she calls it off - I know

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Oldnjaded

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“Not sure - I'm thinking maybe she calls it off - I know

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She goes to see Lisa and they talk - but after that, who knows?

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Course it would serve stupid Zak right if they both told him to jog on and he ended up all alone while they both found somebody better, but this is Soapland so I'm guessing that's not going to happen.

Nico_D

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“I thought that too, but did Lawrence sell it to Andy and then he turned around and sold it? Wasn't there talk of Paddy and Rhona buying it for horses or something?”

No Andy didn't but it someone else did , I thought the whites still had it but someone told me they sold it last year whic for some reason cause drama Andy to start looking at Katie's phone bill ( really don't understand why ) and that's when he realise do Aaron was the last person who called her and deduced Robert killed her. He then reverted to being as sums as a boc of rocks

Alleycat666

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Course it would serve stupid Zak right if they both told him to jog on and he ended up all alone while they both found somebody better, but this is Soapland so I'm guessing that's not going to happen.”

I'd love it if they suddenly both discovered their inner "Sapphic sides" and they shacked up together and kicked Zak out - that would be incredible!

Mark_Washingto1

09-08-2016

Here are some much better spoilers

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife spoilers for the week of Mon 22 -26 Aug

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Some spoilers for next week
Belle runs away and joins Ringling Brothers Circus when all her lies are exposed by Angie
Lisa blames Bailey for the Brexit, Isis and Trump running for POTUS. Bailey responds with "oh blame the black guy"

Mon 22 Aug
Charity's Frozen at The Wool Pack night is a big hit with all the villagers dressing up as their favorite characters from the hit Disney movie.
Tracy's hurt when Vanessa insults her porn work, Vanessa thinks she would have been a better porn star..so Vanessa gives her live demonstration
Bob tells Marlon to stay away from Carly or he will kill him. Marlon doesn't listen so Bob kills him and Emmerdale fans rejoice!!!!

Tue 25 Aug
Things get passionate when Cain comes to kill James but decides to bed him instead #Cames
Frank's forced to tell Vanessa and Tracy they are sisters right after they had a drunken night of lesbian sex
Chrissie grows her hair out cuz no one likes it

Wed 26 Aug
Chas finds out that Cain slept with James and is Jealous, she beds Emma in retaliation
Chrissie Latest hair style, the Janet Jackson Poetic Justice braids leaves rakesh with a Dilemma...should he tell her she looks ridiculous or naw?
Nicola offers Dan sex, Dan refuses and said Kerry is all the woman he needs

Thu 25 Aug
Rakesh's problems escalate even further, when Chrissie sets him up for murder for telling her about her bad choice in hair styles.
Charity seduces Moira
Dan thanks the lord that he has beautiful woman like Kerry and vows to never cheat on her.

Fri 26 Aug
The Police inform the Dingles of a development in the search for Belle.
Moira gets her HIV test results, they are negative. She and Charity celebrate with more sex! #Moirity
Rhona grows jealous when she learns of Vanessa and Tracy's incestuous lesbian sex

And even further in the future
There are shocks all round when a familiar face returns to the village. Sarah returns pregnant with twins!
Will Belle be the star act at the circus?
Ashley's at the centre of a tense and dramatic situation..how will he cope?..pretty well he will forget what's going on in a few minutes

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Mark_Washingto1

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Nico_D:
“No Andy didn't but it someone else did , I thought the whites still had it but someone told me they sold it last year whic for some reason cause drama Andy to start looking at Katie's phone bill ( really don't understand why ) and that's when he realise do Aaron was the last person who called her and deduced Robert killed her. He then reverted to being as sums as a boc of rocks”

Yeah you are right about that, that property has changed has quite a bit over the past year.

Oldnjaded

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Here are some much better spoilers”

Lol, Mark you have one vivid imagination, I love it!

PMSL at the Lisa/Bailey scenario and I really hope it happens.

If it does, maybe PC Swirling could arrive at the scene and shoot DrSleaze in the head for no reason whatsoever except that he's a sleazeball and the wrong colour sleazeball at that.

Mark_Washingto1

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Lol, Mark you have one vivid imagination, I love it!

PMSL at the Lisa/Bailey scenario and I really hope it happens.
If it does, maybe PC Swirling could arrive at the scene and shoot DrSleaze in the head for no reason whatsoever except that he's a sleazeball and the wrong colour sleazeball at that. ”

LOL, then Belle could shoot swirling in retaliation

kwynne42

09-08-2016

On the actual spoilers I was going to be outraged by

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So now i'm outraged by

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Hound of Love

09-08-2016

Cheers for the Soaplife spoilers, kwynne.

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CollieWobbles

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife spoilers for the week of Mon 22 -26 Aug

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Some spoilers for next week
Belle runs away after a full breakdown when all her lies are exposed by Angie
Lisa blames Bailey for not spotting her daughters relapse, (the nerve of Lisa I know by daughter best and am the best mother around Dingle says Kynne)

Mon 22 Aug
Charity's Frozen out of the Dingle Clan when she admits she was aware Belle had Fabricated her pregnancy (kwynne wonder if any Dingles will be talking to each other soon the way they keep freezing each other out)
Tracy's hurt when Vanessa insults her
Bob tells Marlon to stay away from Carly

Tue 25 Aug
Things get passionate when cain comes to Charity's aid
Frank's forced to tell Vanessa and Tracy they are sisters ( Awkward says Kwynne)
Chrissie grows suspicious of Rakesh

Wed 26 Aug
Chas finds out that Charity and Cain slept together...will she keep it quiet?
Chrissie Latest Move leaves rakesh with a Dilemma...what will he decide?
Nicola offers Dan a helping hand

Thu 25 Aug
Rakesh's problems escalate even further, thanks to scheming Chrissie.
Charity taunts Moira...but will she tell her that she bedded her estranged husband?
Dan thanks Nicola for all her support.

Fri 26 Aug
The Police inform the Dingles of a development in the search for Belle.
Moira gets her HIV test results
Rhona grows suspicious when Pierce and Carly train together for a triathlon

And even further in the future
There are shocks all round when a familiar face returns to the village.
Will Belle be found Alive or Dead?
Ashley's at the centre of a tense and dramatic situation..how will he cope?

”

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Nico_D

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
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Yay for Cain and Charity! Serves that nagging self righteous mare Moira right

Poor, poor Vanessa. Imagine being told you were related to Trashy Tracy Skankly the freeloading parasitic sponger. I'm not sure if you can actually die of shame but if anything could cause you to, that would .

Wonder who the familiar face is? Debbie perhaps with a baby Ross in her arms. Or a baby Pete if it's quiet and sleeping.

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Hound of Love

09-08-2016

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Oldnjaded

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“

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bib: Damn it!! The dour one is due back soon (according to a recent interview with Emma Atkins)

Hot Ross Buns had better not go round fawning over her like a lovesick puppy, again

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He will though.

And she'll claim to be not interested all over again and then jump his bones 5 minutes later, and then say it was a mistake, and then do it again, etc etc ad nauseam.

Glendarroch

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“He will though. And she'll claim to be not interested all over again and then jump his bones 5 minutes later, and then say it was a mistake, and then do it again, etc etc ad nauseam. ”

Then Cain's all get dragged into it

cyrilandshirley

09-08-2016

Good Christ, I HATE Zak and Joanie.

I hope they both just die.

Mark_Washingto1

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Good Christ, I HATE Zak and Joanie.

I hope they both just die.”

I feel the same. Did Kate Oates ever explain why she decided to break up the shows longest running couple? I'd really like to know her reasoning behind it.

cyrilandshirley

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“I feel the same. Did Kate Oates ever explain why she decided to break up the shows longest running couple? I'd really like to know her reasoning behind it.”

Not that I know of. I don't even mind that they broke up, it could have been done that they just didn't love each other any more, it happens. But they've done it so Joanie is stupid and selfish and self-righteous, and Zak is thick and mean and insensitive. And for some reason, they expect the audience to give a damn, whereas I wouldn't care if they both got mashed by a combine harvester.

**** off, Emmerdale.

ianradioian

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife spoilers for the week of Mon 22 -26 Aug

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Some spoilers for next week
Belle runs away after ARGUEING WITH CILLA BLACK ON THE ASTRAL PLANE and having a full breakdown when all her lies are exposed by Angie
Lisa blames Bailey for not spotting her daughters DOO-LALLY

Mon 22 Aug
Charity's Frozen out of CAINS AFFECTIONS when she admits she was aware Belle had Fabricated her pregnancy
Tracy's hurt when Vanessa insults her CLEAVAGE
Bob tells Marlon to stay away from Carly FOR HIS OWN GOOD; WHILST BRANDISHING A LENGTH OF 4X2

Tue 25 Aug
Things get passionate when ROSS comes to CARLYS aid BY BEDDING HER FOUR TIMES IN ONE NIGHT.
Frank's forced to tell Vanessa and Tracy they HAVE TO GO IN THE GAME
Chrissie grows suspicious of Rakesh WHEN HE EMPTIES HER PURSE OF SMALL CHANGE

Wed 26 Aug
Chas finds out that Charity and Cain slept together...AND IS JEALOUS, WISHFULLY THINKING OF HER OLD BEAU, THE SEXY LOON , CAMERON
Chrissie Latest Moves ON THE DANCE FLOOR leaves rakesh with a Dilemma
Nicola offers Dan a helping hand ON HIS NETHER REGIONS

Thu 25 Aug
Rakesh's problems escalate even further, thanks to scheming Chrissie PUTTING A PADLOCK IN HER PURSE
Charity taunts Moira...but will she tell her that she bedded FINN AND HE WAS TERRIFIED
Dan thanks Nicola for all her SEXUAL support.

Fri 26 Aug
The Police inform the Dingles of a development in the search for Belle. THEY FETCH ROUND A SET OF BABY-REINS
Moira gets her HIV test results AND FINDS OUT THAT SHE HAS CAUGHT DIABETES
Rhona grows suspicious when Pierce and Carly train together IN BED for a triathlon

And even further in the future
There are shocks all round when a familiar face returns to the village- SETH ARMSTRONG
Will Belle be found Alive or Dead- AND WILL ANYONE CARE?
Ashley's at the centre of a tense and dramatic situation WHEN HE BOARDS THE ORIET EXPRESS INSTEAD OF THE PUSH ME-PULLYU TO ASHBY-DE-LA-ZOUCH

”

there.

I've retouched ** some** of it

kwynne42

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“there. I've retouched ** some** of it ”

Pity you couldn't have sorted out the dating issue as well heh

Alleycat666

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“there. I've retouched ** some** of it ”

I love the final one

- cruel but very funny

kwynne42

10-08-2016

Analysis of Crucial points about last nights episode

1) This episode featured the first ever wedding when the Bride was late and the vicar didn't keep appearing tapping their watch and saying the next wedding is in a bit and they need to get on with it withing the next 5 minutes, well done ultra relaxed Harriet

2) How could ITV put an episode this runnis on air, where they not ashamed.

3) When is Carry on Chrissie's Audition for the role of Cleo in the remake of Carry on Cleo

4) Why did Emmerdale employ Zelda from terrorhawks to play Joanie

5) Analysis central may not be fond of Lisa but Zoannie is a million times worse.

56 Why did Carry of Chrissie take shotgun Unlucky to see Any in prison when she knew he was struggling.

6) That poor Horse pulled that cart full of Dingles 200m or more from Southampton, and why did not a single member of either branch of the family interact

7) What was with Sam's animal impressions.

8) Would Amelia want to even set foot out of doors with that glowing face.

9) Victoria was worrying about Andy, someone should I suppose because no one else is going to

10)David is boring us and everyone else including Tracy about the wedding that Tracy has no intention of agreeing to, what other idiocy is he going to do before he's finished.

11) Just how incredibly insensitive was Zoanie trying to get from Lisa, Zaks one true bride about marrying Zak.

12) Just how stupid is Rishi letting the worlds worst lawyer get hold of the Factory accounts

13) At least James and Emma will be happy until they see the state of Wylie's Farm anyway

14) Why didn't Priya once she knew about the debt from blabbermouth Rhona not kick Rakesh in the goolies.

Could this episode have been any worse.

Ways how to Kill Joanie Part 2

The Dingles Cart and Horse runs over Joanie killing her

Ways how to Kill Joanie Part 3

Lisa stabs the hugely insensitive Zoanie and feeds her to the Dingle Pigs, sadly the pigs all die from food poisoning

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