Emmerdale - Past and Present (Part 10)

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Alleycat666

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of emmerdale Characters. Shortish version

1) Paddy - Paddy dear its customary to send Anniversary cards so they ariive either before or on the day of the anniversary, not the day after, that's not going to get you back in Moira's good books is it?

2) Pierce - keep that well won money, don't listen to Rhona.

3) Dingles - why did we not get to see the party that went on sounded far better than the wedding episode.

4) Bailey - had fun but hasn't noticed that his girlfriend is very disturbed and never actually talks to him properly.

5) Zak you berk leave Lisa alone.

6) Kwynne doesn't want to ever know what goes on in Zak and Joanie's bedroom ever again

7) Lisa - was quite nice this episode sadly being a nagging hag for years has spoilt her for good

8) Rakesh - turned quite the detective but is sadly let down by the 10 million skeletons he has in the closet

9) Chrissie - has become a criminal mastermind overnight, lets hope she doesn't take up crime as a job because everyone would be afraid

10 No David contacting Tracy jailbird father is definitely not the right thing do do.

11) Tracy dear make sure David knows you don't want to marry him.

12) Ronnie - forgiving nature after Chrissie accused him he went on to blab all Rakesh's secrets.”

1 - He was a bumbling idiot when he left - why would a spell in Germany change that?

2 - He won it fair and square

3 - It did

4 - Most rubbish doctor ever - probably things it's her hormones

5 - Yep

6 - Nope

7 - I don't think she is beyond redemption - you and I must agree to disagree (but when she goes back to a shrieking harridan I reserve the right to come over to your side)

8 - People who live in glass houses and all that...

9 - I love EvilChrissie

10 - Nope

11 - She does really, she's just being a sly minx

12 - He was never happy with what Rakesh had done - he wasn't to know that Chrissie has morped into the Alexis Carrington of the Dales whilst he wasn't looking

Alleycat666

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“I'm sure British petting zoos must be full of lions, surely at least one escaped this week? You're just not trying, Alley. ”

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“How about the Daily lion on the Loose stories in the daily Mail lately.”

Goes away to Google ..... - nope, not a dickie-bird (except in South Africa) - you've defeated me Kwynne!

Oldnjaded

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“Goes away to Google ..... - nope, not a dickie-bird (except in South Africa) - you've defeated me Kwynne! ”

Disappointed, but OK we'll settle for the thrilling story of the escaped dickie-bird in South Africa.

kwynne42

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“1 - He was a bumbling idiot when he left - why would a spell in Germany change that?

2 - He won it fair and square

3 - It did

4 - Most rubbish doctor ever - probably things it's her hormones

5 - Yep

6 - Nope

7 - I don't think she is beyond redemption - you and I must agree to disagree (but when she goes back to a shrieking harridan I reserve the right to come over to your side)

8 - People who live in glass houses and all that...

9 - I love EvilChrissie

10 - Nope

11 - She does really, she's just being a sly minx

12 - He was never happy with what Rakesh had done - he wasn't to know that Chrissie has morped into the Alexis Carrington of the Dales whilst he wasn't looking”

Bailey has breathed in the bad air of stupidity in the Dingle house.

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

1. That was weird sending the card. I can't wait for Paddy to come back and I hope he kicks Rhona and Pierce out of his house.

3, If they showed the party the writers would have had to do some actual work and make actual characters of these unknown Dingles..

5. I agree

6. Same here, I'd rather hear about Carlon sex

7. I think Lisa has always been nice, but now she is hands down the most sympathetic character on soaps.

9. That bitch Chrissie needs to be taken down

STUFFY

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
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9. That bitch Chrissie needs to be taken down”

Better to be sent down by a judge, for a very long time.

kwynne42

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“1. That was weird sending the card. I can't wait for Paddy to come back and I hope he kicks Rhona and Pierce out of his house.

3, If they showed the party the writers would have had to do some actual work and make actual characters of these unknown Dingles..

5. I agree

6. Same here, I'd rather hear about Carlon sex

7. I think Lisa has always been nice, but now she is hands down the most sympathetic character on soaps.

9. That bitch Chrissie needs to be taken down”

3) Those writers should show some imagination sometimes
7) Until she became the saintly martyr to Zak and Joanie Lisa was a right cow.
9) They don't have the death penalty anymore, that's when judges said the defendant should be taken down

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“3) Those writers should show some imagination sometimes
7) Until she became the saintly martyr to Zak and Joanie Lisa was a right cow.
9) They don't have the death penalty anymore, that's when judges said the defendant should be taken down”

I never saw any issue with Lisa, I think she put up with a lot with Zack, the man sat on his fat ass everyday while Lisa went to work. The woman has always been a saint.

As for Chrissie, I'd settle for her going to jail for a long time.

Oldnjaded

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“3)
9) They don't have the death penalty anymore, that's when judges said the defendant should be taken down”

Not just that. 'Down' refers to the holding cells below the courtroom. Anyone receiving a custodial sentence is 'taken down', ie downstairs.

bornfree

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“I never saw any issue with Lisa, I think she put up with a lot with Zack, the man sat on his fat ass everyday while Lisa went to work. The woman has always been a saint.

As for Chrissie, I'd settle for her going to jail for a long time.”

She can take Lucky, Rakesh and her face puling with her to jail.

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by bornfree:
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She can take Lucky, Rakesh and her face puling with her to jail.”

lets lock Zoanie up as well and Marlon.

kwynne42

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“I never saw any issue with Lisa, I think she put up with a lot with Zack, the man sat on his fat ass everyday while Lisa went to work. The woman has always been a saint.

As for Chrissie, I'd settle for her going to jail for a long time.”

So anyone else other than Aarse commits a crime they should go down for a long time even teenagers who are rude to their parents, but Aaron can commit any crime he likes and he will get a frree pass from you?

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“So anyone else other than Aarse commits a crime they should go down for a long time even teenagers who are rude to their parents, but Aaron can commit any crime he likes and he will get a frree pass from you?”

LOL someone has Aaron on the brain

No Aaron shouldn't get a free pass and he has not he has spent time in jail for his crimes. But to me what Chrissie is doing is worse than anything Aaron has ever done.

ianradioian

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“I never saw any issue with Lisa, I think she put up with a lot with Zack, the man sat on his fat ass everyday while Lisa went to work. The woman has always been a saint.

As for Chrissie, I'd settle for her going to jail for a long time.”

She's alright, I suppose......
Zack has always been an idiot.

Chrissie just needs a black cape to go with her Ming the Merciless hairdo for her transformation to be complete!

ianradioian

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“lets lock Zoanie up as well and Marlon.”

I wish somebody WOULD lock Marlon up.
And throw away the key!

kwynne42

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“LOL someone has Aaron on the brain No Aaron shouldn't get a free pass and he has not he has spent time in jail for his crimes. But to me what Chrissie is doing is worse than anything Aaron has ever done.”

Other than accidentally shooting down a helicopter with a rocked launched gas can what has she done wrong.

HOAddict

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(shovel)

Its the Malts Summer Fayre this weekend with the usual stalll, Llama Riding and Llama Burgers, in addition we have special guests Girls Not Aloud and Peter Andra, the best soundalike artists in the business playing so all should come for a good time.

The lion that escaped from Robblesfield petting zoo has been recaptured while it was eating a Llama that it had been killed, questions are being asked why a petting Zoo was keeping a lion in it garden

A lot of complaints have been made after the wedding of of Joannie and Zak Dingle because of all the rampaging drunk Dingles, Zebedee Dingle was found peeing against the malt herb garden while the Horse they brought at all of the late Edna Birch's prize roses, Harriet the vicar is furious.”

Emmerdale has been so dire recently, I think they should scrap it and start filming The Malt, instead!

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“She's alright, I suppose......
Zack has always been an idiot.

Chrissie just needs a black cape to go with her Ming the Merciless hairdo for her transformation to be complete!”

Who is that?

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“I wish somebody WOULD lock Marlon up.
And throw away the key!”

Yes Marlon should be locked up for ever, he is going to destroy Carly

kwynne42

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by HOAddict:
“Emmerdale has been so dire recently, I think they should scrap it and start filming The Malt, instead!”

I've always thought so.

Teifiboi

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“I've always thought so.”

Didn't Val cark it, the last time that we saw the inside of The Malt?

ianradioian

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Who is that?

Yes Marlon should be locked up for ever, he is going to destroy Carly”

From the old b/w 1930s Flash Gordon- and the 1980 brilliant film version

Mark_Washingto1

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Other than accidentally shooting down a helicopter with a rocked launched gas can what has she done wrong.”

Chrissie killed 3 people, tried to cover up her son's sexual crimes, sent gangsters after her baby daddy, set up the sexy muscle bound farmer to take the fall for something her son did and is now blackmailing Rakesh. Even you referred to her as a criminal mastermind.

Aaron is a saint compared to Chrissie.

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“From the old b/w 1930s Flash Gordon- and the 1980 brilliant film version”

LOL I will have to look that up. I think she looks like Abby off Knots Landing with all that eye makeup.

Alleycat666

11-08-2016

I knew she put me in mind of somebody - Ian you've hit the nail on the head!

ianradioian

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“I knew she put me in mind of somebody - Ian you've hit the nail on the head!”

Lol CHRISSIE THE MERCILESS

kwynne42

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Chrissie killed 3 people, tried to cover up her son's sexual crimes, sent gangsters after her baby daddy, set up the sexy muscle bound farmer to take the fall for something her son did and is now blackmailing Rakesh. Even you referred to her as a criminal mastermind.

Aaron is a saint compared to Chrissie.

LOL I will have to look that up. I think she looks like Abby off Knots Landing with all that eye makeup. ”

Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“I knew she put me in mind of somebody - Ian you've hit the nail on the head!”

Actually if Chrissie coloured her hair purple she would look like the space station moon base crew from early 1970's Sci fi drama UFO from the creators of Thunderbirds and the live action drama pre Space 1999

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