How about you call Aaron the greatest character to ever appear on Emmerdale?

You are probably right about Bernice...honestly, I forget she's Gabby's mother half the time.

True, but as Sheepie said, attempted murder is fine and an everyday occurrence in Emmerdale.

But yes, basically Crybaby failed in his duty of loco parentis on all counts. What a surprise...............not.

The Dingle pigs wiil fly before your first point happens

LOL, Aaron does not deserve your hate, you should redirect it at a character more deserving like that bitch Chrissie

Given how ridiculous ED has gotten of late - don't bank on the above not happening

So does she!

More than half the time

Analysis of Emmerdale last night

1) The episode had good bits and bad bits but had a great performance from Young Belle/Eden to make the episodes relatively good

ya boo sucks to anyone who doesn't think I praise anyone

The Bad bits

1) Angie - the entire cast of Hollyoaks mixed with the worst bits of Tracy and Sean from Corrie all mixed together and still this actress is worse than all of them just dreadful

Who rats on a clearly disturbed (except to all her friends and family of course) and humiliates them bah

Did I mention the actress was dreadful

The Kwynnnie award for bad acting ( the statuette looks like a rats arse is awarded to Angie actor

2) The Entire Charity Con storyline was just appalling and worthless and the new producer should be fired instantly just for this Hotel Crap

3) Charity's wig or Colin as it is known

The Stupid Characters

4) Bailey - he really is the worst Doctor in the world, and bad husband bad Doctor and Dod boyfriend is there anything he actually is good at

5) The nerve of Lisa for shouting at Bailey for not noticing when she didn't either

The Queasy bits

6) Brenda, Vanessa and Moria at the Mother and Brat singalong, When Kwynne was unemployed he used to use the computers at Cadishead Library on Monday mornings where a similar group sang the same songs everyweek, which was why I wanted to throw a shoe at the TV last night at hearing wheels on the Bus, but it was my sister TV so I couldn't

The better bits

7) Pete wanting to go to the Malt means I forgive him and take back everything I ever said about him in the past.

8) Carly looked very nice

9) April shooting Bob with a toy arrow was excellent and she was behaving like a normal cheeky child and Kwynne jsut doesn't get the general hatred DS has for children

10) Belle Breakdown was played brilliantly and Kwynne cannot give enough praise so he will just shut up

11) Everybody just leaving Belle alone why they argued and didn't leave someone with her was very silly of course Belle left, Ellie is in charge of her now.

It does make a change. Earlier this year every time he was on-screen he was blubbing. its been nice to see the character on-screen these last few weeks actually dry-faced, and interacting with other characters

It was horrendous watching Brenda and all the brats. ED are really playing up to their timeslot, and the fact that many youngsters watch ED before bed with their parents .

In my opinion; young schoolkids should be in bed reading a book by 7 o'clock.

Pete is getting some good lines and when he smiles ( not scowls) you can ( shallow comment approaching ) see his lovely eyes and combined with his muscly body, Carly is MAD for passing him up for *******

Carly was looking GORGEOUS last night! No wonder Pete had his tongue hanging out.

They could make a pretty hot couple actually. Why in God's name they're saddling her with Arms McGinty, I'll never know.

Poor MyLovelyPete better not get his heart broken again. Imagine the humiliation of being dumped for Mr Tickles.

Sadly poor Pete appears to be becoming as disposable as his brother Finn.

Too awful to contemplate.

Thing is, she could have a future with Pete. Start farming in sexy dungarees and become the new Moira. They could have hay-strewn sex in barns, it'd be great. Then have small Barton children. But with Marlon, she's just painted into a corner really. Come on ED, you know it makes sense. Pull back from the brink.

Yeah, they don't seem to know what to do with any of the Barton Bros at the moment, do they? They drive taxis. Whoop.

Bad bits

Angie - yes, I know she's the 'wronged' woman in all this - but to out Belle in front of the whole pub like that was unnecessary. Far better (and more grown up!) to have just talked to Germaine about it.

Cain/Charity/Plot - yawn - it's just boring going there again

Stupid Characters

Bailey - is indeed stupid - he must have been the world's most rubbish doctor - talk about getting struck off for unprofessional behaviour, he should have been struck off for being rubbish

Lisa - yes, fine one to talk - ShriekingLisa had returned!

Queasy Bits

I thought Megan and Vanessa making up the words were quite funny actually

The better bits

Pete and The Malt - you're such a hypocrite

Carly was indeed looking mighty fine

April shooting Bob - pity she couldn't have shot Marlon instead - with a proper bow and arrow

Belle - Eden was indeed very good - and I also couldn't believe that not one of them thought to check on her/sit with her - but then again this is the Dingles we're talking about

I went off Chrissie but now she's seen off Andy I like her again Now if she can just see off Aaron and Diane and Doug and Rakesh ........

1. I thought Angie was pretty good in those scenes and I think she is much better than Chrissie. Also don't hate on the Hollyoaks cast or Corrie's HBIC Tracy Barlow

2. Those weren't the best scenes, and I love the HBIC but her and Cain just isn't working. Put him back with Moira and have Charity leach off Lawrence or bring in some new rich guy for her to manipulate.

4. I felt bad for Bailey, the Dingles ganged up on him and placed all the blame on him which isn't fair.

5. Agreed, same goes for Zack as well.

6. LMAO

7. Pete is a great guy what could you possibly ever had against him...except questionable taste in women.

8. She did, but Carly is really bothering me, she had sexy Pete interested in her and all she can do is stare and at jolly green giant Marlon. Even Stevie Wonder can see that Pete is the better choice here.

9. I'm starting to agree with the others, April has been bad these last few episodes. But if she starts beating Marlon all will be forgiven.

10. Belle is the saving grace of this show right now, best scenes all week.

Also Kwynne IDK if you're on instagram but Isabelle Hodgins posted a pic this morning and she has died her hair dark brown and it looks so much better. So Victoria's bad hair days are numbered.

ugh, I can't with Chrissie, she is #1 on my hate list and not just for Emmerdale but for all the soaps

I have to protest on Marlon's part. Flappy he may be but at least he's not terminally boring like Pete.

I would take sexy boring Pete over Marlon, he is a whiny selfish bitch who destroys any woman he comes in contact with.

Say what??!!!!! LovelyPete boring??? I don't think he's at all boring, in fact I think he could and should be a very complex character based on his dysfunctional childhood, so even though the storyliners continue to treat him like an extra I will continue to think of him as a 'still waters run deep' character, (and had you been present during any one of my many fantasies about him, you'd know I'm right).

Nah, could you imagine trying to have a conversation with Pete? Sex ain't everything.

I could have some nice conversations with Pete and if not I'd just stare into those sexy eyes. And for with Marlon I doubt you'd be able to get a word in edgewise.

Completely I agree with you. Maybe since the sexy musclebound farmer Andy is gone they can give Pete more screen time.

He should be but he's not

How do you have time for fantasising about Pete, when Cain was in it last night WEARING A SUIT!!! Priorities, Jaded, priorities.

True. and you've had to put up with the godawful April...

Yet another argument for staying single in Emmerdale...