Emmerdale - Past and Present (Part 10)

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Mark_Washingto1

19-08-2016

Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“True. and you've had to put up with the godawful April...

Yet another argument for staying single in Emmerdale...”

If you aren't Aparil's beloved Carly, you'd be lucky to make it out alive.

Oldnjaded

19-08-2016

Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“He should be but he's not

How do you have time for fantasising about Pete, when Cain was in it last night WEARING A SUIT!!! Priorities, Jaded, priorities.”

I have more than enough love to go round all the men worthy of it............again and again and again.

kwynne42

23-08-2016

Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 5 - 9 Sept OMG its September already how time flies

Spoiler

Spoilers with a little side remarks from me.

cyrilandshirley

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 5 - 9 Sept OMG its September already how time flies

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Mon 5 Sep
Kerry's distraught and Jimmy tells Nicola their marriage is over when Elliot says he saw Dan and Nicola kissing ( this is despite Jimmy having a million children with other women while being married to Nicola says Kwynne)
James wants to sell his share of Butlers (which he wanted to do 3 weeks ago - kwynne)
Pete and Ross bet on who can pull next (Hound of Love's ears prick up at that news - Kwynne)

Tues 6 Sep
Kerry Slaps Nicola, then makes a failed pass at Jimmy before turning her attention to Ross, who see's a chance to win his bet (and Hound is furious - Kwynne)
Moira and James romp in the back of a car
Paddy packs his bags to leave the Village (and Kwynne is thrilled)

Wed 7 Sep
James panics that his sexy encounter with Moira will be discovered (didn't sound very Sexy - Kwynne)
Feeling guilty after her close encounter with Ross, Kerry confides in Bernice (and no doubt the foghorn will broadcast it to the whole Village Kwynne)
Priya fears that Rakesh has another woman

Thur 8 Sept
Priya makes a bold attempt to save her marriage, but it only makes matters worse...
The Dingles get upsetting new.
Tracy's change of image shocks David.

Fri 9 Sept
James tries to move on from his tryst with Moira, but he struggles to hide how he really feels about her.
Vanessa and Tracy bond as sisters
Guilt ridden Rakesh makes a decision

And even further in the future
Who's desperate for money...and will they be tempted to go on the rob?
Is it wedding on for David and tracy
Who panics fearing their partner will discover they've cheated on them (Kwynne Klxon alert says James)

Spoilers with a little side remarks from me.”

Thanks, kwynne.

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I haven't even got over the hideous sight of Marlon sexing Carly yet.

kwynne42

23-08-2016

Analysis of Emmerdale Episode

1) Brian is going to be ok isn't that nice

2) Everybody is being nice to bailey because they have another target

3) Spending all your time holding Dingle Courts is not going to find Belle

4) So its Charity's turn to be expelled from the Family how long will this one last then

5) Since when does Cain think he can throw someone out of their own home they hallf own and throw them out of the Village

6) Charity bar these people from the Woolpack

7) SHut up Crybaby you have done many worse things than Charity

8) April was so cute this episode all my teeth instantly rotted in my Mouth and i'll need to go to the dentist today

9) Carly and Moron might be revolting but Carly looked absolutely stunning this episode

10 Both Brenda and Bob were listening to people conversations and butting in this episode

11) Tracy was ace this episode

12) Vanessa and Leyla were just rude

13) David is an idiot the more you ask the less likely she will say yes

14) Lawrence has forgotten his mad period of a coupe of weeks ago.

Alleycat666

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 5 - 9 Sept OMG its September already how time flies

Spoiler

Mon 5 Sep
Kerry's distraught and Jimmy tells Nicola their marriage is over when Elliot says he saw Dan and Nicola kissing ( this is despite Jimmy having a million children with other women while being married to Nicola says Kwynne)
James wants to sell his share of Butlers (which he wanted to do 3 weeks ago - kwynne)
Pete and Ross bet on who can pull next (Hound of Love's ears prick up at that news - Kwynne)

Tues 6 Sep
Kerry Slaps Nicola, then makes a failed pass at Jimmy before turning her attention to Ross, who see's a chance to win his bet (and Hound is furious - Kwynne)
Moira and James romp in the back of a car
Paddy packs his bags to leave the Village (and Kwynne is thrilled)

Wed 7 Sep
James panics that his sexy encounter with Moira will be discovered (didn't sound very Sexy - Kwynne)
Feeling guilty after her close encounter with Ross, Kerry confides in Bernice (and no doubt the foghorn will broadcast it to the whole Village Kwynne)
Priya fears that Rakesh has another woman

Thur 8 Sept
Priya makes a bold attempt to save her marriage, but it only makes matters worse...
The Dingles get upsetting new.
Tracy's change of image shocks David.

Fri 9 Sept
James tries to move on from his tryst with Moira, but he struggles to hide how he really feels about her.
Vanessa and Tracy bond as sisters
Guilt ridden Rakesh makes a decision

And even further in the future
Who's desperate for money...and will they be tempted to go on the rob?
Is it wedding on for David and tracy
Who panics fearing their partner will discover they've cheated on them (Kwynne Klxon alert says James)

Spoilers with a little side remarks from me.”

No - just no - why on earth would she go there..... Although on a more positive note maybe we will see the return of

Spoiler

Alleycat666

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Episode

1) Brian is going to be ok isn't that nice

2) Everybody is being nice to bailey because they have another target

3) Spending all your time holding Dingle Courts is not going to find Belle

4) So its Charity's turn to be expelled from the Family how long will this one last then

5) Since when does Cain think he can throw someone out of their own home they hallf own and throw them out of the Village

6) Charity bar these people from the Woolpack

7) SHut up Crybaby you have done many worse things than Charity

8) April was so cute this episode all my teeth instantly rotted in my Mouth and i'll need to go to the dentist today

9) Carly and Moron might be revolting but Carly looked absolutely stunning this episode

10 Both Brenda and Bob were listening to people conversations and butting in this episode

11) Tracy was ace this episode

12) Vanessa and Leyla were just rude

13) David is an idiot the more you ask the less likely she will say yes

14) Lawrence has forgotten his mad period of a coupe of weeks ago.”

1 - He was always my favourite in The Magic Roundabout

2 - Yep

3 - Nope

4 - Give it until tonight

5 - Hypocrite Cain - yum yum

6 - It's your pub - you tell them to get lost

7 - He has

8 - Expensive job then

9 - She's lovely - and she does make April more bearable, just a pity about Marlon

10 - They are the Greek Chorus as Oldnjaded says

11 - She was actually

12 - Couple of mardy cows - Leyla's just jealous because she would like to get back with David methinks

13 - Stop asking her - probably the best way to make sure she says 'yes'

14 - Looking quite the suave debonair gent about the country last night so he was

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Thanks kwynne. Gaaaaaah!!!! I'm fewmin'......FEWMIN' I tells ya about some of those.

thejoyof_pat

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Thanks, kwynne.

Spoiler

Moira and James romp in the back of a car????

Ewww. Not more dogging.

I haven't even got over the hideous sight of Marlon sexing Carly yet. ”

Spoiler

Pandora.

23-08-2016

Thank you Kwynne!

Oh for ****'s sake!

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thejoyof_pat

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“Thank you Kwynne!

Oh for ****'s sake!

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Can't Moira ever sleep with someone without at least one of the pair being in a relationship?! I hope Emma scalps the both of them. Scum.

”

The character is so much better than this pi*h!

Pandora.

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“The character is so much better than this pi*h!”

Yep.

It seems sensational plots are more important than anything these days on ED.

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Agreed.

It really is just impossible to give a toss about any of the characters any more.

kwynne42

23-08-2016

I think the answer to your question is no definitely not.

Mark_Washingto1

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Episode

2) Everybody is being nice to bailey because they have another target

3) Spending all your time holding Dingle Courts is not going to find Belle

4) So its Charity's turn to be expelled from the Family how long will this one last then

5) Since when does Cain think he can throw someone out of their own home they hallf own and throw them out of the Village

6) Charity bar these people from the Woolpack

7) SHut up Crybaby you have done many worse things than Charity

8) April was so cute this episode all my teeth instantly rotted in my Mouth and i'll need to go to the dentist today

9) Carly and Moron might be revolting but Carly looked absolutely stunning this episode

10 Both Brenda and Bob were listening to people conversations and butting in this episode

11) Tracy was ace this episode

.”

2. They should, Bailey has done nothing wrong.

3. How can they even have the court without Belle, isn't she the judge or whatever?

4. It will be over before the end of the week.

5. He did it to Laurel too.

6. If you bar the Dingles, the Woolpack would lose 75% of its business

7. Stop hating on Aaron

8. Stop hating on April

9. She did look good, way too good for the giant bean pole

10. Bob and Wendy's interference was welcome, someone needs to end Carlon

11. Yes she was, with her Sailor Moon hair and all.

Side Note: Is it just me or is there some chemistry between the HBIC and Dr. Bailey?

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“2. They should, Bailey has done nothing wrong.”

Say what??!!!

Dr (repeat DOCTOR) Slimeball cheated on his lovely wife for a few shags with a young vulnerable girl who attended his practice. So so wrong on every level he was deservedly struck off the Medical Register for it.

Quote:
“7. Stop hating on Aaron”

Has Hell frozen over yet?

Quote:
“8. Stop hating on April”

Agreed, she's a gorgeous little kid and a natural in front of the camera.

Quote:
“Side Note: Is it just me or is there some chemistry between the HBIC and Dr. Bailey?”

Not just you - I suspect the writers are at very least leaving their options open on that one.

Mark_Washingto1

23-08-2016

Those spoilers are horrible

Here are some decent ones.

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 5 - 9 Sept OMG its September already how time flies

Spoiler

Mon 5 Sep
Kerry's distraught and Jimmy tells Nicola their marriage is over when Elliot says he saw Dan and Nicola pledging their support to Isis
James wants to sell his body and lets Rodney pimp him out
Pete and Ross bet on who looks better in a jockstrap

Tues 6 Sep
Kerry beds Nicola, then makes a failed pass at Jimmy before turning her attention to politics, Kerry is runnign for Prime Minister of England
Moira and James romp in the back of a car, Emma plans to kill them both
Paddy packs Rhona's bags and throws her and Pierce out of his house

Wed 7 Sep
James panics that his sexy encounter with Moira left him burned, he's got a itch in a place that you don't want to have an itch
Feeling guilty after her close encounter with Nicola, Kerry beds Bernice
Priya fears that Rakesh has hasn't listened to Frank Ocean's new album yet That ish is fire!!!!

Thur 8 Sept
Priya makes a bold attempt and tries to become a rapper
The Dingles get upsetting news...Joanie is still alive
Tracy's change of image shocks David, not only does she have Sailor Moon's hair but she is now dressing like her as well

Fri 9 Sept
James tries to move on from his tryst with Moira, but he got several STD's from her
Vanessa and Tracy bond as sisters by doing crystal meth together...Holly gets jealous and call Hannah and asks her why can't they do drugs together.
Guilt ridden Rakesh makes a decision to tell Pryia that she can't rap but if she can get Drake to do a verse on her track all will be good.

And even further in the future
Who's desperate for sex?
Is it wedding on for David and tracy...in Moldavia at her dad's castle
Who panics fearing their partner will discover they've gotten several STDs?

.”

kwynne42

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“2. They should, Bailey has done nothing wrong.

3. How can they even have the court without Belle, isn't she the judge or whatever?

4. It will be over before the end of the week.

5. He did it to Laurel too.

6. If you bar the Dingles, the Woolpack would lose 75% of its business

7. Stop hating on Aaron

8. Stop hating on April

9. She did look good, way too good for the giant bean pole

10. Bob and Wendy's interference was welcome, someone needs to end Carlon

11. Yes she was, with her Sailor Moon hair and all.

Side Note: Is it just me or is there some chemistry between the HBIC and Dr. Bailey?”

Please writers I beg you not to go there with the side note, things are complicated enough as they are

2) Bailey has done so many things wrong it would be impossible to list them all even though Oldnjaded had a go.

8) I thought I was being nice about April, certainly wasn't having a go.

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Those spoilers are horrible

Here are some decent ones.”

Love them! (Especially Dan & Nicola joining ISIS).

Mark_Washingto1

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Say what??!!! :O Dr (repeat DOCTOR) Slimeball cheated on his lovely wife for a few shags with a young vulnerable girl who attended his practice. So so wrong on every level he was deservedly struck off the Medical Register for it.

Has Hell frozen over yet?

Agreed, she's a gorgeous little kid and a natural in front of the camera.

Not just you - I suspect the writers are at very least leaving their options open on that one. ”

Ok to us viewers Bailey has done a lot wrong but the Dingles have no reason to be mad at him.

I'd be all for a Bailey/Charity (Charley perhaps) pairing. She needs to stay away from Cain and it was cause a lot of drama for the Dingles, they'd probably disown her again.

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Ok to us viewers Bailey has done a lot wrong but the Dingles have no reason to be mad at him.

I'd be all for a Bailey/Charity (Charley perhaps) pairing. She needs to stay away from Cain and it was cause a lot of drama for the Dingles, they'd probably disown her again.”

They know exactly the same as we viewers know about him - he's a cheating slimeball. More ridiculous was them taking him in as an honorary Dingle, giving him a job etc soon as they found out Belle was 'pregnant'.

Mark_Washingto1

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“They know exactly the same as we viewers know about him - he's a cheating slimeball. More ridiculous was them taking him in as an honorary Dingle, giving him a job etc soon as they found out Belle was 'pregnant'. ”

Well they don't really have room to judge, Cain impregnated a girl younger than Belle and all of them except Lisa and Sam have cheated or had an affair so they really can't judge him. I honestly think its funny that Bailey has fit in so well with them, you'd think wouldn't be able to cope with going from living the high life to living in a backwoods cabin and working in a pub.

cyrilandshirley

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“

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I know, she must be feeling sh*t. Pete would have been a better option and that's revolting but James gawd...that'll be his obespionage back. Don't stand too close to me!

”

Uuurrrrgggggh, it's terrible.

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Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Agreed. It really is just impossible to give a toss about any of the characters any more. ”

That's exactly the problem with this kind of endless dramarama plotting - it can still be knockabout fun, but you don't actually care what happens, so any chance of being moved by anything, or even really gripped, is out the window.

Kell_Free

23-08-2016

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What parallel universe have we entered?

Oldnjaded

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Well they don't really have room to judge, Cain impregnated a girl younger than Belle and all of them except Lisa and Sam have cheated or had an affair so they really can't judge him. I honestly think its funny that Bailey has fit in so well with them, you'd think wouldn't be able to cope with going from living the high life to living in a backwoods cabin and working in a pub.”

Yeah but now you're just deflecting by getting into the dreaded 'Whataboutery' which is basically a conversation killer since every character has done bad/stupid stuff.

Staying on topic, it doesn't amuse me one iota that Bailey has 'fit in so well' as a Dingle. It's just yet one more example of bloody ridiculous and unbelievable storylining that has me rolling my eyes into outer space.

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