Lol I love dark Robert and will enjoy watching him take the Lawrence's apart all the whole whole Chrissie the Merciless cries and blubs her lines as it's happening

Yeah Robert is best when he's evil and LMAO @ your Chrissie comment

Well - have to agree that cyril's post should certainly have stopped the thread in its tracks - and it says much the same as has been being discussed here this afternoon. There's no point in trying to work out the whys and wherefores of character development and so on - it's all just the scriptrwriters' whim!


I couldn't possibly comment on other FMs, but Collie and Mark were both on good form from what I could see (I chickened out and didn't stop to read too closely )

Good luck!

so is Belle leaving?

No, unfortunately.

To be fair, I'm usually pretty good at killing threads stone dead. Must be losing my touch.

Analysis of Emmerdale Storylines

1) Hotton area very incestuous currently isn't it first Tracy and Vanessa have the same family and now Charity was looking for Belle at Dean's who was Holly's drug dealer and the place that Moira got stuck with a needle and Charity had Dean himself arrested and put in jail just a few months ago

2) I asked this elsewhere but why do shops sell Baseball bats, absolutely no one plays Baseball in the UK and their only purpose is to be used by criminals to beat people up and smash things up, why aren't they banned when its very difficult to even buy scissors and the Sale of Glue is regulated so sniffers don't use to much.

3) Vanessa what a horrible vile vile vile person she has become or has she always been like this and I just didn't notice, so snooty and vile.

4) Go back to sherwood forest Robin bad dad, no one wants you here.

5) Tracy was very noble and lovely this episode, but look up when people tell you to ok

6) David where did he get the money for sky writing plane, those thing got a fortune

7) Charity is awesome, she unarmed beat and disarmed an angry man with a baseball bat and is well on the way to restoring her good name with the dingles but you should have got on that bus.

8) Cain dear next time someone =phones for help, help them.

9) Bob go off with Rita and Sue because you just get in the way here

10) Lovely Carly is lovely

11) Shut up Dickface Moron

12) No matter how she became evil, there was an opening for an Charity Tate style evil character at the big house so her transformation is very welcome

13) Rakesh deserves everything he gets from Chrissie.

14) Liv - Aarsewipe dear telling your sister whose mother was useless and abandoned her and her father is a child rapist that you are going to dump her by christmas the way the Dingles kicked out charity wasn't very sensible now was it.

15) Did aaron Die

The ways how to Kill Marlon Part 15

He sleeps with Carly, in the night he is suffocated by Carly's breasts

Ways how to Kill Marlon Part 16

In the dark Dean mistakes Marlon for Charity and beats him to death with his baseball bat.

one nice and one bad way to die.

Well

And

Good analysis Kwynne - and all good points.

I particularly at the first way to kill Marlon...

Hooraaay!!!! Butch Dingle is back!!!!


In Corrie!

You might also ask why they sell black leather gloves, which are only ever used for nefarious purposes, but Ross always seems to be able to get his hands on some.

The sight of Dean the Dealer trying to look threatening last night had me in stitches.




Aw, Butch! RIP.

They killed the wrong Dingle son

I can't wait!

ITV spoilers for that dreaded week Kwynne gave us spoilers for...

1. Its still not as incestous as Emmerdale, where cousins sleeping together and lusting after your aunt is accceptable

2. You all should play baseball, cricket seems way to complicated.

3. Vanessa hasn't been this bad, this is character transplant #2

4. But he will provide the wedding venue for Tracy and David with his castle in Moldavia.

7. Yes and she should stay away from Cain #TeamCoira

9. Who are Rita and Sue? Are you talking about Corrie's resident elderly drunk Rita Tanner? And Bob has been great, I'm with him 100% on his objections to Carlon. Marlon will drive Carly to a meth addiction by 2018.

11. Damn, you've never even been that harsh on Aaron.

12. I disagree 100%. That bitch Chrissie must die

13. Why? Cuz he foiled her plan to frame the sexy musclebound farmer

14. Aaron realized it was a mistake, cut him some slack.

15. No

I think it's a reference to an old British movie from the 1980s called Rita, Sue and Bob Too. About two lasses having an affair with a married man.

LOL ok thanks

Surely you liked at least one of my ways to kill the Moron Mark_w

1) I'm not sure if anyone here understands how baseball works here

2) Rita, Sue and Bob Too was a comedy teen sex film from the 80's not like the American 80's teen sex films this one had actual nudity and lots of sex in it, very rude, very popular with students at university if I remember rightly

11)The Gormless Moron was my hate target long before crybaby arrived

14) Aarsewipe shouldn't be making mistakes like that

Terry from Emmerdales screen wife was in it.

Really? I bet there were other Emmerdale connections as well. It was proper Northern working class.

Nobody here understand how cricket works either, but it's the quintessentially English game so we love it anyway.

I liked all of them I forgot to comment on them sorry. Any way you kill Marlon is great as long as Aaron is not killed off as collateral damage

1. Baseball is probably the easiest sport in the US to understand.

2. So it was like American Pie then

11. Marlon deserves your hate you should focus it all on him and leave Aaron alone.

14. Aaron is a 25 year old man trying to raise his teenage sister that is hard under the best of circumstances so cut the man some slack and he's doing a better job than actual parents of teens like Bernice and Chrissie.

It looks way too complicated even my dad who is a gym teacher and coach doesn't get it. You all should give it up, America really could careless about baseball which was once called America's past time, Football and Basketball are way more popular.