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Old 24-08-2016, 14:06
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Rita, Sue and Bob Too was a comedy teen sex film from the 80's not like the American 80's teen sex films this one had actual nudity and lots of sex in it, very rude, very popular with students at university if I remember rightly.

One of the best films ever - everybody should watch it. You will recognise most of the actors in it. Bob's wife is Scott in Scott and Bailey, Sue was in Emmerdale and worked behind the bar, and Goodnight Sweetheart, Rita has been in shedloads including Emmerdale I think, Bob was also in Emmerdale as the conman who ripped off Diane.

It is so funny and so quotable, and also so utterly disgusting
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Old 24-08-2016, 14:16
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Really? I bet there were other Emmerdale connections as well. It was proper Northern working class.
Actually Rita was Siobhan Finneran from from Downton Abbey and Benidorm and she was in Emmerdale and her screen daughter is the real sister of Tracy/Amy walsh, not the one from Girls Aloud though
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Old 24-08-2016, 14:18
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I liked all of them I forgot to comment on them sorry. Any way you kill Marlon is great as long as Aaron is not killed off as collateral damage

1. Baseball is probably the easiest sport in the US to understand.

2. So it was like American Pie then

11. Marlon deserves your hate you should focus it all on him and leave Aaron alone.

14. Aaron is a 25 year old man trying to raise his teenage sister that is hard under the best of circumstances so cut the man some slack and he's doing a better job than actual parents of teens like Bernice and Chrissie.
2) Much ruder than American Pie
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Old 24-08-2016, 14:21
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2) Much ruder than American Pie
WOW, that is pretty bad then
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Old 24-08-2016, 14:22
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WOW, that is pretty bad then
Think sex with Apple pies but that the whole film
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Old 24-08-2016, 14:30
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Think sex with Apple pies but that the whole film
Damn that sounds insane
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Old 24-08-2016, 15:51
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It looks way too complicated even my dad who is a gym teacher and coach doesn't get it. You all should give it up, America really could careless about baseball which was once called America's past time, Football and Basketball are way more popular.
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Mark; that just wouldn't be cricket, old bean
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Old 24-08-2016, 15:53
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GIVE IT UP!


GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!

Mark; that just wouldn't be cricket, old bean
LOL sorry it just seems very complicated and boring. Honestly baseball is kind of boring as well which is why Basketball and Football have passed it up in popularity....hey now there is an idea you guys need to start playing 'Murican Football
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Old 24-08-2016, 16:58
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Actually Rita was Siobhan Finneran from from Downton Abbey and Benidorm and she was in Emmerdale and her screen daughter is the real sister of Tracy/Amy walsh, not the one from Girls Aloud though
Blimey, that's complicated. Siobhan Finneran is great, she was fab in Happy Valley.
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Old 24-08-2016, 18:04
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You might also ask why they sell black leather gloves, which are only ever used for nefarious purposes, but Ross always seems to be able to get his hands on some.

The sight of Dean the Dealer trying to look threatening last night had me in stitches.





Aw, Butch! RIP.
One of my friends wears leathers when she's on her motor bike in the cold, including leather gloves.
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Old 25-08-2016, 09:10
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LOL sorry it just seems very complicated and boring. Honestly baseball is kind of boring as well which is why Basketball and Football have passed it up in popularity....hey now there is an idea you guys need to start playing 'Murican Football
Baseball is just Rounders which kids here play and is so much more boring than cricket, almost at Golf levels of Tedium.
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Old 25-08-2016, 10:37
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters shortish version

1) Chrissie - Bitter Chrissie is making a much better Villain than she was as tearful Chrissie, become a right evil bitch

but Chrissie whoever told you you had Fabulous hair obviously lied to you and I suggest you take revenge on them

2) Will Rakesh take Chrissie's indecent Proposal and its a lot less appealing than Robert Redfords, poor Rakesh messed about by evil Chrissie and bossed about by bossy Priya.

3) Priya dear will anyone ever tell you the truth

4) Tracy not taking the news that she has Vanessa as a sister well.

5) Vanessa you will have to do much better than Lemon Drizzle cake even if it wasn't the worst kind of cake.

6) No you cretin Lisa you need all the help you can get finding Belle, what a thick idiot.

7) And Zak its only a week or so it was you who was on the outs with the family Rocks and Glass houses Zack

8) Aww isn't Chas a good sister.

9) Charity at her best at present

10) Put the Charity down Cain

Ways how to Kill Marlon Part 16

He has a go at knife throwing with April but Aprils aim wasn't good so now she's an orphan
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Old 25-08-2016, 10:41
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LOL sorry it just seems very complicated and boring. Honestly baseball is kind of boring as well which is why Basketball and Football have passed it up in popularity....hey now there is an idea you guys need to start playing 'Murican Football
I can't stand sports of any kind - to me they're all complicated and boring!
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Old 25-08-2016, 10:42
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I've got the same hairstyle as Chrissie - everyone says how nice it is
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Old 25-08-2016, 10:47
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

That family of criminals, neer do wells and general scum the Dingles are being troublesome again, this time Belle Dingle went bonkers again and terrified children at the mother and Child club in the cafe before running off to parts unknown. All Dingles are barred from the <alt and no one from the Malt is willing to help find Belle, meanwhile inbred cousins Charity and Cain have been having sex in public places all over the village

Sadly Esme Shuttleworth wife of the legendary Archie has died aged 107 she will be missed by all at the malt

Helen Giles of the Giles Clan has achieved 15 A* Gcse's in one year, she is the brightest child the village. the village has ever seen

Wonkers Circus had a break in this week when parked up on the Robblesfield road, a lion, 2 wolves and 4 ponies have escaped and are missing please inform the police if you see them

The local Wildcat has struck again and killed on of Farmer Browns 7 month old Llamas and 2 sheep, brown took a shot at the beast but missed.
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Old 25-08-2016, 11:03
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

That family of criminals, neer do wells and general scum the Dingles are being troublesome again, this time Belle Dingle went bonkers again and terrified children at the mother and Child club in the cafe before running off to parts unknown. All Dingles are barred from the <alt and no one from the Malt is willing to help find Belle, meanwhile inbred cousins Charity and Cain have been having sex in public places all over the village

Sadly Esme Shuttleworth wife of the legendary Archie has died aged 107 she will be missed by all at the malt

Helen Giles of the Giles Clan has achieved 15 A* Gcse's in one year, she is the brightest child the village. the village has ever seen

Wonkers Circus had a break in this week when parked up on the Robblesfield road, a lion, 2 wolves and 4 ponies have escaped and are missing please inform the police if you see them

The local Wildcat has struck again and killed on of Farmer Browns 7 month old Llamas and 2 sheep, brown took a shot at the beast but missed.
Can't find any news reports yet - but I'll keep watching
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Old 25-08-2016, 11:04
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I've got the same hairstyle as Chrissie - everyone says how nice it is
But do you also wear masses of eyeliner and mascara and 1980s style Power Suits...?
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Old 25-08-2016, 11:10
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters shortish version

1) Chrissie - Bitter Chrissie is making a much better Villain than she was as tearful Chrissie, become a right evil bitch

but Chrissie whoever told you you had Fabulous hair obviously lied to you and I suggest you take revenge on them

2) Will Rakesh take Chrissie's indecent Proposal and its a lot less appealing than Robert Redfords, poor Rakesh messed about by evil Chrissie and bossed about by bossy Priya.

3) Priya dear will anyone ever tell you the truth

4) Tracy not taking the news that she has Vanessa as a sister well.

5) Vanessa you will have to do much better than Lemon Drizzle cake even if it wasn't the worst kind of cake.

6) No you cretin Lisa you need all the help you can get finding Belle, what a thick idiot.

7) And Zak its only a week or so it was you who was on the outs with the family Rocks and Glass houses Zack

8) Aww isn't Chas a good sister.

9) Charity at her best at present

10) Put the Charity down Cain

Ways how to Kill Marlon Part 16

He has a go at knife throwing with April but Aprils aim wasn't good so now she's an orphan
1 - Yep - keep EvilChrissie - she's brilliant (in a James-Bond villain eye-rolling kind of way)

2 - Indecent Proposal - that's the name of it - couldn't remember last night. Be afraid Rakesh, this isn't going to end well

3 - Nope - doesn't look like it

4 - Would you, after all the horrible things Vanessa has said - although come to that most sisters go through phases like that

5 - What is it about Lemon Drizzle - what's wrong with a good Chocolate Cake?

6 - Where's PC Swirling - he'd have found her by now

7 - Pot calling the Kettle black springs to mind

8 - She is, Vanessa and Tracy, take sistering lessons from Chas

9 - Although I hate the storyline, she is Fab

10 - Yep, you've a busty, lustful wife waiting at home if only she knew it (why would ANYONE pick James over Cain ffs)

Ways to kill Marlon pt 16 -
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Old 25-08-2016, 11:48
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1 - Yep - keep EvilChrissie - she's brilliant (in a James-Bond villain eye-rolling kind of way)

2 - Indecent Proposal - that's the name of it - couldn't remember last night. Be afraid Rakesh, this isn't going to end well

3 - Nope - doesn't look like it

4 - Would you, after all the horrible things Vanessa has said - although come to that most sisters go through phases like that

5 - What is it about Lemon Drizzle - what's wrong with a good Chocolate Cake?

6 - Where's PC Swirling - he'd have found her by now

7 - Pot calling the Kettle black springs to mind

8 - She is, Vanessa and Tracy, take sistering lessons from Chas

9 - Although I hate the storyline, she is Fab

10 - Yep, you've a busty, lustful wife waiting at home if only she knew it (why would ANYONE pick James over Cain ffs)

Ways to kill Marlon pt 16 -
5) Lemon Drizzle is horrible

6) PC Swirling is on his holidays
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:33
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters shortish version

1) Chrissie - Bitter Chrissie is making a much better Villain than she was as tearful Chrissie, become a right evil bitch

but Chrissie whoever told you you had Fabulous hair obviously lied to you and I suggest you take revenge on them

2) Will Rakesh take Chrissie's indecent Proposal and its a lot less appealing than Robert Redfords, poor Rakesh messed about by evil Chrissie and bossed about by bossy Priya.

3) Priya dear will anyone ever tell you the truth

4) Tracy not taking the news that she has Vanessa as a sister well.

6) No you cretin Lisa you need all the help you can get finding Belle, what a thick idiot.

7) And Zak its only a week or so it was you who was on the outs with the family Rocks and Glass houses Zack

8) Aww isn't Chas a good sister.

9) Charity at her best at present

10) Put the Charity down Cain

Ways how to Kill Marlon Part 16

He has a go at knife throwing with April but Aprils aim wasn't good so now she's an orphan
1. I couldn't disagree with you more, Chrissie is ridiculous and an insult to soap bitches everywhere. She's worse than Marnie Nightingale. I do agree on the hair part though

2. Rakesh should kill Chrissie

3. Pryia might be soap's dumbest character

4. Can you blame her? Vanessa is terrible

6. Leave Lisa alone

7. Good point

8. Yes she is, I'm so happy she's #teamCoira

9. IDK I'd prefer her chasing money to chasing Cain

10. Yes!!!!

And April won't be an orphan Grandpa Bob will take her in then she will murder Brenda
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:37
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But do you also wear masses of eyeliner and mascara and 1980s style Power Suits...?
No. I don't like wearing make up and I wear more casual clothes than that
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:40
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1. I couldn't disagree with you more, Chrissie is ridiculous and an insult to soap bitches everywhere. She's worse than Marnie Nightingale. I do agree on the hair part though

2. Rakesh should kill Chrissie

3. Pryia might be soap's dumbest character

4. Can you blame her? Vanessa is terrible

6. Leave Lisa alone

7. Good point

8. Yes she is, I'm so happy she's #teamCoira

9. IDK I'd prefer her chasing money to chasing Cain

10. Yes!!!!

And April won't be an orphan Grandpa Bob will take her in then she will murder Brenda
2. I love Chrissie - she's horrible to the characters I don't like!

3. Priya and Andy would go well together then - dumb and dumber

Very true about Bob taking in April. He's hardly in it these days so April would be in it less too - result!!
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:40
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5) Lemon Drizzle is horrible

6) PC Swirling is on his holidays
You obviously didn't watch Bake Off last night. Mmmmmmm.
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:43
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2. I love Chrissie - she's horrible to the characters I don't like!

3. Priya and Andy would go well together then - dumb and dumber

Very true about Bob taking in April. He's hardly in it these days so April would be in it less too - result!!
1. Lets see how you feel when she turns on your favorites

3. LOL I don't think that would have worked, Pryia is too stuck up for Andy and he wasn't stupid
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Old 25-08-2016, 13:44
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You obviously didn't watch Bake Off last night. Mmmmmmm.
Not keen on Lemon anythings, except possibly Lemonade

and no I didn't watch Bake Off even if apparently everyone else did.

Someone has a birthday her has brought in lots of cupcakes, very nice
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