Analysis Of Aarondale Characters (incorporating Kate Oates final bash at getting Ratings and trying to get her favourite Character lots of awards whether deserved or not)
1) KO has attempted to change the name of the village and show to Aarondale after all she reasons 90% of the Show is about Aaron, people talking about Aaron or Gordon explaining himself, but ITV has yet to make up its mind on changing the name.
2) Aaron - first half of every episode these days must include Aaron telling his story of woe to Chas/Cain/Robert or the police , he must get sympathy because he cries, screws up his face adorably and his story sounds awful.
3) Gordon 2nd half of every episode these days must include Gordon denying Aaron's story to to Chas/Can/Robert or the police, and he shows what a right dick and a general horrible person he is. Episode ends with Gordon's increasingly elaborate excuses why he couldn't possibly have abused Aaron but obviously the viiewers know he did.
4) The episode must also widen the circle of those who know about Aaron to entrap them into the storyline to make sure even more of the show is about Aaron.
5) Vanessa and Kirin - Aaron hasn't been crowbarred into this storyline just yet but why would he want to what with Vanessa puking all over the place, thought she was pregnant at first and Kirin is priving to be totally immature and unready to be a father
6) Thanks Carly for telling us all that Leyla thinks Jai is great in bed
7)NIkhil shares his feeling on the matter with me
8) Molly is a cute darling
9) Jaycub is about to audition for the post of jolly green giant.
10 Leyla is a good character these days.