Looks like a special week is planned for the Autumn (spoilers at the link...)

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/emme...ke-a-thriller/

Promising signs from Mr Ex Hollyoaks, I will call him that until he proves himself one way or the other.

I wonder if this will be concerning Paddy? The husband of Tess is

Is the Paddy/Tess storyline still going to be running in the Autumn, heavens I hope not especially as

Vanessa has a virulent stomach bug, so she goes to stay at the B & B, where there is also a restaurant !!! The council will close it down, for an indeterminate time, at least until the whole building has been deep cleaned and passed a thorough inspection by the environmental officer. This will be a very interesting storyline.

Looks that way Kwynne. The new Producer has already stated that the next Big chapter is about to begin in that storyline.

Look like he will stay Ex Hollyoaks producer for ever then

Analysis Of Aarondale Storylines

1) The big question this episode is will Aaron leave Aarondale or will he stay in Aarondale are we going to have endless episodes where he might leave or he might not, he already almost left about 50 times already. And the big question after that is can this storyline get more boring than it already is

2) Is Gordon a sex offending Ninja, he moves silently and deadly and just appears behing you as if by magic.

3) What are the Police most interested in, Nailing Cain or Gordon

4) Carly - what is her big baby secret and will it be any more interesting than all the other boring storylines.

5) Kirin and his shotyness at his baby, now I don't approve of this sort of thing but surely he would go to someone anyone for advice before starting ranting and raving.

6) The Bumbling Idiot Paddy has no interest now in helping Aaron all he wants to do is keep his secrets.

7) Rhona was delightful as always

8) Nice of Moira to help Cain after all the rudeness to her

9) Is it sensible to go to a B&B if your sick what if you contaminate the restraunt just downstairs hmm,
Also if you are still being violently sick after more than 24 hours shouldn't you be in hospital

10 Are Nikhil and Leyla ever getting it on or will they nearly miss every episode.

Yaay! Well done to EMMERDALE for winning Best Soap/Continuing Drama at the Broadcast Awards tonight.

It's voted for by a panel of industry experts too, so it's actually worth winning.

Really? Congrats. I had never heard of those awards though. But it truly is the best soap.

I'm glad Emmerdale won.
I do think they deserve to even with all my complaints about specific parts.

Congrats to them, that is excellent, especially as it's not a popularity vote like most awards are. Despite not liking some stories, it is still the best soap.

As Kwynne has been over harsh this morning I feel I need to say some nice things even about matters I don't like

Analysis of Aarondale Characters

1) Aaron - even though he wasn't in the episode it still managed to be 90% about him, Jolly hockey sticks, Marvelous and spiffing, Super Dupour.

2) Robert - is hopelessly, mindlessly in love with Aaron, he was even nice to Chas a woman he once tried to have killed, but all is in forgiven because he is in love, of course we will soon no doubt find during the time before he came back to Emmerdale he escaped a mental ward for the criminally insane and the men with white coats and straight Jackets are still looking for him

3) Chas - Thinks Robert is a turd, how rude of her, has she polished it and looked in a mirror - See says Kwynne good things.

4) Rhona dear why are you giving advice for a woman to continue having an affair with a married man, don't you think this strange advice to give, it can only come back a bit you on the bum.

5) Tess - barmy a barmy can be

6) Paddy - Rhona when she finds out will be very cross and vengeance will be hers.

7) Kirin - perhaps if he hadn't been quite so whiney and babyish vanessa might have been more forgiving

8) Vanessa - feeling better after her illness and then worse again after finding out about kirin

9) Carly - Don't apologize for caring about a child,

10 Gabby - going to be trouble is this one

11) Kerry - Urggh just urgghhh, stand back and put the Dull Dan down.

12) Bernice - not happy about Kerry sex Video/DVD whatever they call it these day.

13) Nikhil has no worries about Germs anymore. Continuity Kate Oates Continuity.

14) Leyla - even sick she is adorable.

Ways how to Give Aaron Chocolates and Flowers

Robert is so in love with Aaron he sends a package with Chocolates and Flowers to Ireland, sadly the irish think it a bomb and blow it up in a controlled explosion and then impounds them and Aaron never finds out.

Weekly bulletin of the Malt(shovel)

A health crisis as struck Emmerdale as the Noro Virus sweeps the village, 10 people at the malt have gone down with as has Leyla Harding and Village vet Vanessa, Ms Harding had to be taken to hospital after she collapsed, also in hospital is Farmer Browns Father Hartley who was so violently sick he fell off the toilet and broke his hip he will be in hospital for some time

The Virus has also closed until after the upcoming School holidays Robblesfied Primary Academy

This weekend is the North of England Llama Racing championships held at on Home Farm land, Everyone is welcome, Michael Jackson is the current top Jockey with his Llama who is called Moonwalk. The event is sponsored by the malt, there will also be a Llama Barbecue and the Llama who Carries the biggest pack over Snaresbury hill will be given status of Alpha Llama..

Rumours that a big PChild Sex scandal loom over the village and a big sex scandal involving significant people from the village is also rumoured but not confirmed, we will keep you informed on Events

The Malt lost 12-0 to Champion team The Three Cherries

That is excellent news - congratulations Emmerdale

Yes well done. It hasn' t been at its best this year IMO but it is consistently good and often excellent. Time it got recognised

Apparently, based on the idea that the traditional 'TV year' starts in Sept, the awards covered the period 1 Sept 2014 - 31 Aug 2015.

Pleased they have got one at last.

I may have the hump with ED at the moment, but it's still better than all the others

Wow 😂😂😂 it's good to have you back

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters. with additional keyword of SPLAT Shortish version

Very good busy episode last night particularly because ther was no mention at all of the unmentionable one.

Warning for actors who appear in soap but aren't a regular character, if you see the words in the script Hospital and Hit & Run it mean you are being written out, regular characters if they aren't leaving can survive any accident or illness but not you.

1) Tess - Spat like a fly on windscreen as she will be known from now on, was going to be harsh on her but since she has died in a very spectacular way I will forgive her

2) The Bumbling Idiot Bumbled in an idiotic way and cried a bit and looked alarmed

how does this idiot get all the nice women anyway especially after seeing Piers/Pierce is it a reward for the Actor having been paired with Lisa Riley/Mandy Dingle for so long

3) Rhona was very sad about poor Tess bet she will feel differently if she finds out the truth

4) Piers/Pierce whatever his name is lets hope he sticks a round to keep the ladies of the Emmerdale Threads happy

5) Kirin got drunk knocked someone down burnt his car all in the days work for a soap character

6) Vanessa cried abit, moaned alot then decided she still wanted Kirin.

7) Gabby was a right brat and is angry at god for all the bad things happening to her family

8) Totally self obsessed Loopy Laurel couldn't care less about Tess, she was more bothered about meeting pregnant woman and what it meant for her

9) Dull Dan and Kerry sex tape nonsense to dull to bother about.

I would have loved to see Tess stick around to do a Glenn Close number on FatEgg, but I can see that Nicola Stephenson is far too well established an actress to want to be tied to a long running soap. She's rarely been out of work since the day she left Brookie and has had a huge and diverse range of roles since then, which she probably enjoys and finds far less rigorous than filming for a 6 ep per week show for any length of time.

I agree on all points. Nicola may not have been in ED for long but Tess certainly made an impact and the way she left won't be forgotten in a hurry.

Nicola has indeed kept to shortish-term roles such as in Casualty, Clocking Off and Safe House. Although her appearances in Emmerdale spanned over 4 months (25.9.15 to 11.2.16) she was in just 30 episodes apparently. I was impressed how she even kept her departure silent on Loose Women 2 weeks ago, but she did reveal that twists & turns were to follow and that "affairs never end well for anyone".

I know looks aren't everything but Hello Mr Tess I don't get it with Paddy now and I do like Paddy.