In what way is Dross gross Semi Likable.

Thank you

I Doubt Dross believes that lines exist in any form, in his world any thing goes.

Not printable!!!!!

What I will say though is that it was totally in character for Dross.

Analysis of General themes of last night episode

1) Things you don't do while farming

A) Don't argue while there is machinery around
B) Don't ever let Dross near heavy lifters
3) Why is Dross being allowed to farm anyway

Who is running the barton taxi business surely Finn can't man the switch and b e a Taxi Driver and moon over coma man

2) Oi Dross don't try an use your sexual perverted self all over Victoria you runt, why does he want Adam to hit him anyway

3) Isn't Adam really the boss anyway with Moira way? Ross only has 1/10th of the farm while Moira and Adam combined have 6/10ths

4) Poor Victoria she was only trying to keep the peace and be nice to Dross and look what happened, Not drinking Alcohol so may be pregnant as it is the soap law

Home Farm ,Diane and the Police

5) The opening fire scene was very pretty

6) Diane was full iof rage and bluster and totally ineffectual

7 Shut up Doug

8) The rate lachlan is growing he will be bigger than Chrissie and Lawrence combined.

9) Chrissie cant resist digs at rebecca can she?

10) lawrence showing outrageous favouritism toward Chrissie over Rebecca

11) DS Mudd seems to be the only competent Policeman in Yorkshire

12) Can anyone remember what the tale of the Broken Vase is about

The Cafe

13) brenda you annoying nosy cow shut the eff off and leave Ronnie alone

14) strange place for Zak and Joanie to tell the kids about Belle

15) Not helping Amelia.

16) Joanie is such a vile woman she now worse than Lisa and is now on my death list

17) The Sharma/Rakesh plotline is very dreary and never seems to go anywhere.

ways how to Kill Joanie

1) Belle alter ego Ellie takes over and beats Joanie to death.

Yes no one could ever accuse Dross of behaving out of Character, he always lives down to the reputation of being Gross.

2 - Think he wants an excuse to hit Adam and this way he can say Adam started it

10 - Yes, he is - just goes to show that old thing about blood being thicker than water is rubbish

11 - And PC Swirling - don't forget him

12 - Andy was supposed to have stolen it I think....

16 - Good

17 - I just glaze over when they are on screen

And at ways to kill Joanie

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt shovel

Scandal rocked the village at the Home farm Bonfire night firework display which oddly was 2 days after Bonfire night. Rebecca White who was very bloody after she claimed her sister had assaulted her and left her for dead, she accused Lachlan of being responsible for shooting her father and her sister for covering it up. Police are looking into her claims.

Scandal and controversy also rock the Malt Bonfire night celebration. To start with one of the Chinese fire lanterns released into the air landed on the roof of One of farmer browns barns which burnt down killing 3 pigs and 2 Llama's which were inside, farmer Browns is absolutely livid and demanding compensation.

Also Roxanne Starr who is engaged to Rupert Giles farmer Giles son was revealed to have had steamy sex session with Ross barton in the back of his Taxi, this provoked a scuffle between the Giles and starr families, 5 people were injured and the police made 6 arrests.

The Malt beat the Woolpack at tiddlywinks

AS IF Hot Ross Buns would look twice at dowdy nagging Vic

I did not know that happened! Well, those two jut dropped in my estimation

No this again... Yes, Ross is can be an evil, childish, moody, selfish **** but thats why we love him. I don't care about his morals, he is a villain. He's done no worse than what Cain and Robert have done over the years.

Hmmm

They slept together though, and if you watch it back Ross quickly forgot about her whereas Victoria seemed to want round two. Just saying.

If you remember your beloved Cain back in the day, he was even worse than Ross. Infact Cain was still doing bad stuff in his 40's.

Exactly. It's called being professional, not letting personal stuff get in the way of work. When did all that stuff happen?

Really? He did plenty of awful stuff but he never tried to kill innocent people for their money, or arrange for his own brother to be murdered!

Oh that's OK then

He doesn't have a brother. Got you on a technicality

Also, I refuse to believe Cain has never tried to kill someone. It's Cain after all.

Ross is exactly like Cain when he was younger. Probably why they hate each other so much.

His brother didn't leave him for dead though... And before you say Ross started it by having an affair, do you really think the old Cain would of thought twice about sleeping with one of Sams girlfriends if she was his type?

Ha! Dross is more than happy to look at/shag anything with a pulse. Pearl, Diane and ShadrachTheDog should all sleep with one eye open.

That's why you love him

Me I could easily see him castrated by a trained castrating gorilla.

Oi its Oldnjaded that loves cain

I have no particularly strong opinions either way.

Oh, my mistake

Cain and Sam are brothers, well half brothers anyway - they have the same father. Even though Cain was brought up by Shadrach, Zak is actually his father and he is also Sam's father.

Strange old family those Dingles