Of course we always want the Spoilers, kwynne, even though I forget them 5 minutes after I've read them and am always surprised.
Wth is this??
Hahahaha!!
Wth is this??
Spoiler
Hahahaha!!
Emmerdale - Past and Present (Part 10)
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Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Of course we always want the Spoilers, kwynne, even though I forget them 5 minutes after I've read them and am always surprised.
Wth is this??
Hahahaha!!”
“Of course we always want the Spoilers, kwynne, even though I forget them 5 minutes after I've read them and am always surprised.
Wth is this??
Spoiler
Hahahaha!!
”
Blackmail in Emmerdale never makes much sense does it? it's usually the equivalent of threatening to tell the boss you have been going for a sneaky cig break and expecting you to commit genocide in return.
I remember Lawrence making Sam threaten Ronnie with or shotgun or he would sack him.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
With just a tidge of me”
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
Spoiler
With just a tidge of me”
Well, looks as though some of the better characters are back the week after next - thank the Lord for that after last night's offering....
Although I still like the Whites stuff, but Bernice and Jimmy and Nicola in scenes which could have come out of a carry-on film is something I can happily live without.
And don't get me started on Kerry.....
Morning Kwynne!
Ok then
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
l
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
Spoiler
Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“Well, looks as though some of the better characters are back the week after next - thank the Lord for that after last night's offering....
Although I still like the Whites stuff, but Bernice and Jimmy and Nicola in scenes which could have come out of a carry-on film is something I can happily live without.
And don't get me started on Kerry.....
Morning Kwynne!”
“Well, looks as though some of the better characters are back the week after next - thank the Lord for that after last night's offering....
Although I still like the Whites stuff, but Bernice and Jimmy and Nicola in scenes which could have come out of a carry-on film is something I can happily live without.
And don't get me started on Kerry.....
Morning Kwynne!”
Morning Oldnjaded
Kerry is about to go on my death list after last night travesty of an episode
Originally Posted by Nico_D:
“Blackmail in Emmerdale never makes much sense does it? it's usually the equivalent of threatening to tell the boss you have been going for a sneaky cig break and expecting you to commit genocide in return.
I remember Lawrence making Sam threaten Ronnie with or shotgun or he would sack him.”
“Blackmail in Emmerdale never makes much sense does it? it's usually the equivalent of threatening to tell the boss you have been going for a sneaky cig break and expecting you to commit genocide in return.
I remember Lawrence making Sam threaten Ronnie with or shotgun or he would sack him.”
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Ok then
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
l”
“Ok then
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
Spoiler
Lol, you couldn't make it up could you? Oh wait............
And who the bloody hell is Bobby?
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Lol, you couldn't make it up could you? Oh wait............
And who the bloody hell is Bobby?”
“Lol, you couldn't make it up could you? Oh wait............
And who the bloody hell is Bobby?
”
Booby seems to be an old low life acquaintance of Franks who we meet later this week for our sins.
Wow I really do have a downer on Emmerdale this week heh
Analysis of Emmerdale character short version because I can't be bothered to put any effort into this shite episode
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
2) Rebecca got round Lawrence and got him to stop the evictions.
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
2) Rebecca got round Lawrence and got him to stop the evictions.
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale character short version because I can't be bothered to put any effort into this shite episode
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
2) Rebecca got round Lawrence and got him to stop the evictions.
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again”
“Analysis of Emmerdale character short version because I can't be bothered to put any effort into this shite episode
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
2) Rebecca got round Lawrence and got him to stop the evictions.
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again”
Very restrained analysis Kywnne.
1 - Agree with everything about Kerry - what have the ptb done to her - she had grown and changed with everything which happened with Amy and with Ruby and now she's just gone backwards to a sad drunken slapper and it's horrible.
2 - I like Rebecca - she can stay as long as she continues to wind up Chrissie so Chrissie stays evil.
3 - From Carry on Cleo to Carry on Caveman.
4 - My lips are sealed - can they think of nothing better for Jimmy and Nicola than to go round and round in circles..... They both deserve much better, as does Bernice.
5 - You wouldn't have thought it possible, but they proved us wrong.
Ways to kill Kerry:
1 - Yep, think they've forgotten all about the diabetes - what she had last night would be enough to put her into a coma
2 - The actress can only work with what she's given - and if what she's given is tripe then that's what she'll produce.
Originally Posted by Coldwater2020:
“That's true of pretty much true of most soap couples though. I'm trying to think of a popular ugly soap couple. I mean I doubt the people who love Ross would love him as much if he looked like Dan.”
“That's true of pretty much true of most soap couples though. I'm trying to think of a popular ugly soap couple. I mean I doubt the people who love Ross would love him as much if he looked like Dan.”
Some of the older couples maybe?
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
With just a tidge of me”
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
Spoiler
With just a tidge of me”
Thanks for the spoilers, kwynne
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Ok then
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
l”
“Ok then
Soaplife Spoliers for the week of Mon 21 Nov - Fri 25 Nov definitely DON'T get them mixed up with the week afters spoilers i Posted earlier
Spoiler
The Emma storyline is the only one I'm looking forward to, we all know that Zak and Joanie wont really move away.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale character short version because I can't be bothered to put any effort into this shite episode
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again”
“Analysis of Emmerdale character short version because I can't be bothered to put any effort into this shite episode
Worst episode in a very long time, Fancy dress party, all episode sing a longs come back all is forgiven.
1) The hatefulness of Kerry is now so great that she is going onto the death list and will now never get out again, even a big book of 300 ways to kill won't be enough for this dreadful character and Emmerdale's worst Actor, heck even Aaron can cry well
Silly cow couldn't break into a cash box, why didn't she try and take it with her
3) Chrissie has gone from her cleopatra phase straight to dressing like a cave man
4) The Less said about Bernice, Jimmy and Nicola the better.
5) The Management at the factory get stupider by the episode.
See told you it would be short
Ways how to Kill Kerry part 1.
Kerry dies from complications of her Diabetes after drinking loads of Alcohol and eating loads of sweets in the factory.
Part 2) The actress is fired for crimes against acting and Kerry just vanishes one day and is never mentioned again”
1. ITA with you on Kerry and she deserves to be on your kill list. Why did she think whoring herself would be ok with the Sharmas?
3. LOL
her vest looks like the rug in my living room.4. Agreed.
5. So do you think the Sharam's have now surpassed Carla Connor in bad factory management?
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Of course we always want the Spoilers, kwynne, even though I forget them 5 minutes after I've read them and am always surprised.
Wth is this??
Hahahaha!!”
“Of course we always want the Spoilers, kwynne, even though I forget them 5 minutes after I've read them and am always surprised.
Wth is this??
Spoiler
Hahahaha!!
”
Where would Lachlan even go?
Originally Posted by Louis_Brady:
“Where would Lachlan even go?”
“Where would Lachlan even go?”
He'll go on the run of course like all the other ED master-criminals...
Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“He'll go on the run of course like all the other ED master-criminals...”
“He'll go on the run of course like all the other ED master-criminals...
”
When it says break him out, I think it means find some evidence that puts Chrissie in the frame instead of Lachlan. I doubt they will go down a prison break route.
Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“1. ITA with you on Kerry and she deserves to be on your kill list. Why did she think whoring herself would be ok with the Sharmas?
3. LOL her vest looks like the rug in my living room.
4. Agreed.
5. So do you think the Sharam's have now surpassed Carla Connor in bad factory management?”
“1. ITA with you on Kerry and she deserves to be on your kill list. Why did she think whoring herself would be ok with the Sharmas?
3. LOL
her vest looks like the rug in my living room.4. Agreed.
5. So do you think the Sharam's have now surpassed Carla Connor in bad factory management?
”
5) Not quite that bad just yet but getting there
Originally Posted by Louis_Brady:
“Where would Lachlan even go?”
“Where would Lachlan even go?”
Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“He'll go on the run of course like all the other ED master-criminals...”
“He'll go on the run of course like all the other ED master-criminals...
”
He'll meet up with his soulmate, Thugden of course. They'll be the new Popeye and Bluto with plenty of assaults on women and stock-piling of tomato ketchup porn thrown in for good measure. I can't wait.
These spoilers have a lot of me
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
”
“If enough people want next weeks spoilers from Soaplife I will provide them if really necessary , goodness knows where the ITV spoilers have gone.
Soaplife Spoilers for the week of Mon 28 Nov - 2 Dec ( yes your not seeing thing december already)
Spoiler
Originally Posted by al_capo:
“When it says break him out, I think it means find some evidence that puts Chrissie in the frame instead of Lachlan. I doubt they will go down a prison break route.”
“When it says break him out, I think it means find some evidence that puts Chrissie in the frame instead of Lachlan. I doubt they will go down a prison break route.
”
Problem with that is, whatever spin they put on it, doesn't change that it was Lachlan who pulled the trigger, so even if they find evidence of her framing Andy, it won't get Lachlan off the hook - unless she falls on her sword and says it was her that did it....
So the farcical comedy nonsense is back.
Fantastic.
Just as Emmerdale was going back up in my estimations. Way to bring me back down with a bump.
Fantastic.
Just as Emmerdale was going back up in my estimations. Way to bring me back down with a bump.
Originally Posted by samcains90:
“So the farcical comedy nonsense is back.
Fantastic.
Just as Emmerdale was going back up in my estimations. Way to bring me back down with a bump.”
“So the farcical comedy nonsense is back.
Fantastic.
Just as Emmerdale was going back up in my estimations. Way to bring me back down with a bump.
”
You mean any episode featuring Kerry.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“You mean any episode featuring Kerry.”
“You mean any episode featuring Kerry.”
That needs to include, Jimmy, Rishi and Tracy as well
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“You mean any episode featuring Kerry.”
“You mean any episode featuring Kerry.”
Partly.
The Jimmy and Nicola stuff could also have been handled better.
The show doesn't need the forced comedy. It's funnier when it doesn't try so hard.
Kerry dangling from the skylight was absolutely pathetic. Especially when she went to look for her keys to get back out... surely she could have just gone through the door in the first place if she had keys?
I don't blame Kerry though, she's being written for awfully. If she's doing something bad, there's no need to play it for laughs like she'll be a villain if they don't. The writing for her is terrible. Total character regression.
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