"Catching up"? It's gone waaaaaay past a vast section of the world!

Missed that. I bloody love Todd, he's ace.

Ronnie is lovely too, it's been just great having John McArdle back on my screen. No idea what he sees in Lawrence after all this fannying about, but bless him, he's loyal.

ITV Spoiler for the 19-23rd Dec



ITV Spoilers for the week of 26-30 Dec
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Thanks for these Kwynne - some quite promising stuff I thought.

Analysis Centrals looks at the many many unlikely things that happened in last night episode

1) Kasim - did finns endless ramblings while Kasim was in a Coma prove the thing about people in a coma being able to hear. More Kasim must be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome if that lead him to Emmerdale or more brain damaged than the hospital thought

2) Does say much for the NHS does it for letting Kasim out while still being so obviously ill, I mean the last time we saw him he was virtually dying after being in a coma for 5 weeks seems a bit hurried

3)Belle - Belle dear the second you arrive in Boston US immigration will deport you for being a murderer and/or for recently having been section and there is no way you would get health insurance

4) Belle and Cain actors are very good indeed and their conversation was very good

5) Meanwhile cue a tremendous amount of high pitched screeching from Lisa in Tuesday's episode

6) The gaggle of dingles discussing Belle was quite funny

7) Kerry and Brenda in same scene kill me now.

8) Jimmy is off to Belgium for 3 weeks with that Orange thing on his head?

9) Both Jimmy and Nicola have long passed their sell by date and should be axed

Spoilers less bland than Inside soaps were.

I thought so too, although I'm very unhappy to see name still featuring heavily.

1 - almost certainly your final thought

2 - they needed his bed

3 - logic alert

4 - yep

5 - yep, got my earmuffs ready already

6 - they were - you don't realise how good the dingles are until they're not in it for a while

7 - Ways to Kill Kwynne - have Kerry and Brenda in the same scene, Kwynne throws his wet shoes (because it rained on the way home from work) at the Television and gives himself an electric shock when he tries to retrieve them

8 - seemingly - maybe nobody will notice - or maybe he'll keep his hat on

9 - when they write for them properly they are ok, but at the minute they're getting the same old rubbish all the time

Maybe but that's the first time for 3 weeks that he's in it

7) Like it

9) Their time has gone and so should they.

YESSSSSS!!!! This has to become a daily thing, Alley!

1. Stockholm Syndrome was one of my first thoughts too, although I think we can be sure that Kasim won't be quite all he seems.

2. I would have thought Kasim would need more time in the hospital to recover but I'm no medical expert.

3. True.

4. Yep, one of the better parts of an already decent episode. Belle always owns Cain in their exchanges.

5. Oh gawd, exactly my thoughts. Dreading it.

6. Cain is becoming likeable, what is going on?!

7. Kerry a bit back to her old well written self. Having a go at Nicola and taking her down a peg or two.

8. Did he not get it removed by expert-glued-on-wig-remover Bernice?

9. I don't think they should be axed, but I think it's time to cut their losses and end their marriage. Nicola summed their relationship up perfectly.
Their relationship is a merry-go-round of arguing, falling out and making up. How about something new for them to deal with? Nicola's arm would have been the perfect thing for them to struggle with but they went down the typical route with it.

1. I think you're right about the Stockholm syndrome

2. You all have quite the health system over there, Kasim has miraculously recovered from his month long coma and 80 something year old Ken Barlow has almost made a full recovery from a stroke in a matter of weeks . Those who say universal health care means lower quality services are clearly wrong

3. Even if she does make it there, Boston is probably not the best location for Belle and Bailey. Boston is an extremely racist city, I don't think they'd look to kindly on Belle and Dr. Bailey's interracial relationship.

4. Yeah they are great together, we need more scenes like this.

5. Lisa has right to be upset.

7. If only the cafe had exploded right then.

8. Thought Bernice got it off

9. Amen

3) Boston look very nice from watching many TV series set there:

5) Yes but my ears have a right not to burst due to Lisa highs pitch screeching

7) This episode marked the first Way how to Kill Kwynne to put me out of my misery

8) No he still had it when he left

3. Well it might look nice but its not a welcome place for black people, on of my cousins lives there and got into a fight with some guys who started calling him the N word. Boston has a long history of being racist.

5. LOL just turn the volume down

7. Haha well hopefully it won't come to that.

8. Oh well at least we get a break from him for a few weeks, now we just gotta get rid of his wife.

5) My new Tv has sound issues at the best of times, getting loud at unexpected times so the volume is up and down like a yo yo as it is, could do without sudden loud screeching heh

Jermaine has lived in rural England. The type of place that if you come back from Spain with a bit of a tan people will start treating you suspiciously. He'll be fine

Also, I never imagined Boston being racist. I thought the north east was meant to be tolerant and it was the mid-west and south is where all the people stuck in the 1950s lived

You don't have a noise leveling feature on your tv?

Oh I didn't know rural England had those issues too.

And you would think Boston would be more excepting since its east coast but its not. They'd be better off going to NYC or Phili if they want to stay on the east coast.

I'm reminded of this.

Just been browsing twitter and quite a few people have said that

Hopefully no more Ross/Debbie rubbish

Who hasn't Dross been with a some time of other

Uh oh, sounds like TPTB are stealing your fan fic ideas. You should sue

But maybe this will be a good thing, I wounder who they will pair Resting Bitch Face with then, would they revisit her and Pete?

I hope not, Pete is decent with Leyla. It works because he's so miserable, and Leyla is so upbeat, with Debbie its just two miseries being miserable together.

Debbie will probably come back with another bloke anyway.

I thought Debbie and Pete made a nice couple.

Now if Debbie returns with new guy it will be a French version of Ross, played by Micheal Parr with a bad French accent.