So did I. It was a lovely scene between them (Rhona and Marlon) in last night's episode.

This is like the start of SOAP.

"Confused??? You will be!"

Spot on Cyrilandshirley.

I loved that show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQT3Omqtw

I didn't think it was lovely, purely because it was done in eye rolling typical soap fashion, Rhona's relationship with Paddy is on the rocks, she's punishing him by making him stay with her while airing all of her feelings to Marlon ready to move on when she gets what she wants. Making Paddy the lovely victim who everything bad happens to.

I love this Rhona though, aside from that scene.

I like Marlon when he' s in restrained mode, and I agree, that was a nice scene. I don' t want them to have an affair though.

Ellen White

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what an incredibly dull episode last nights ep was

Did anything actually happen

Other than the usual crap Aaron drivel crap of course, can't have an episode with that bollocks can we?

Analysis of Emmerdale events if there was any

1) The worlds worst dancer wobbled on his feet and proved his acting is as bad as his dancing

2)Robert and Chis told cry baby the facts about the world worst dancer and the cry baby cries babyishly.

3) Cry bay then cried and cried and bitched and moaned about his "case."

and the only action in this whole story happened off screen yet again as dad of worlds worst Dancer punched Gordon is a moron, a moron.

No doubt cry baby will cry some more toniggt

4) Zak did some poaching to pay Dull Dans rent and shut up Joanie about screeching

5) Megan met Jai and Jai wasn't that bad

6) Lawrence and Bernice kind of made up with Chrissie.

7) And chrissie did some of the worst crying acting I have ever seen while talking to Andy about her dad's non sex life.

8) And Pearl is still moving out after 3 days talk about slow moving

9) The moron worried about Rhona's strange behaviour

10 Rhona was nasty to paddy for the 234th episode running. and Paddy sti8ll hasn't moved out

12 Cry baby and Robert fixed Victoria car, when was Robert a train mechanic?

and that all makes up for the most snooze inducing episode for a long time.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt shovel

Arnold Rimmer of Mauve smallperson cottage in the hamlet of Demdyke came face to face with the big cat stalking the area outside his front door on Tuesday, it had eaten his cat and Rabbbit, Arnold said to the Malt that the cat looked like it wanted to attack him but a passing car sppook it and it stalked off.

An armed robbery took place at Robblesfield main post office this, the man had a handgun and was masked, he had a baby with him and he hit a pensioner over the head who got in his way as he left with the £2000 he stole..

The Purple Dragon restaurant in Connelton burned down this week.

And the was a punch up in Arndale Way when a man was accused of abusing his young son, the man denies this.

Farmer Brown's Llama riding business has gone bust after 6 months after Poachers stole all 7 of his riding Llama's

Well here we go

Analysis centrals usual and unusual things that happen in Emmerdale

1) Sam got shot in the Arse even though he was running towards Joannie and she was firing at head height, so the the shot flew out of the gun did a turn to go round the back of sam and then hit his bottom, wonderful thing shotgun blasts.

2) Would they really let you out of hospital if you been shot and had a bang on the head.

3) Why on earth would Sam have a crush on A cold fish like Megan, and she being an old nag prefers run down stallions like Jai.

4) emmerdale hates new born babies, they almost always end up very sick.

5) Where does Zak keep that shotgun, is it left out for Amelia to find and wreak havoc.

6) Why does Zak want to get back in the Dingles anyway.

8) why would Megan go after Sam anyway in her condition

9) Jai has bat like Sonar hearing finding Megan in the Dark, by the way it went dark remarkably quickly

10 The worst acted scene ever seen occurred in this episode when the big fat cry baby attested to act with the worlds worst singer, it was dire.

11) Should Kwynne start hero worshiping Gordon like The Corrie threads do Phelan after all that the done thing

12) Chriissie decided Lawrence was the only dad for her isn't that nice, maybe now she will stop pulling those face.

13) The Mobile hairdresser had visited Emmerdale between Emmerdale since almost everyone had different hairstyles than they had on Wednesday.

14) Leo stop hurting April or I will tell your teaching assistant........ Oh right...oops.

Come on people it can't just be me posting in here.

Hi Kwynne.

I've yet to catch up yesterdays episodes but I'm glad to read that Chrissie decided Lawrence was the only Dad she needs. If only so we don't have to sit through another DNA test. No doubt there will be some twist later on.

Answers to some or all of your thoughts Kwynne - keep the Past and Present thread alive!

I obviously can't count heh.

I bet question 7 asked why ED continues to employ one or two unbelievably bad one-trick pony actors and then kwynne thought better of it.

Oh that's much better than me not being able to count.

Aww, it's the famous Mr Bernay's 10 year anniversary of being on DS today and Cuishla has devoted a thread to him. Hope you'll all give him congrats.

(EE just better reference it too or they'll have me to answer to).

Mr. Bernay won't spot it until tomorrow; Kwynne....we may need your analysis on the Bernay thread

Yay - Oldnjaded to Kwynne's rescue!

I'm here. I honked at your comment about lack of hair continuity.

Thank you Kwynne & Glendarroch. A happy day for a mildstone.


I liked the tenderness shown by Rhona in particular. Marlon wasn't quite sure why she was acting so differently then.


It was either a hair-raising moment or a bad hair day!

Rhona did many things during her drug addiction to get more paracetamol, but one thing she never did was to ask parrots for painkillers. The reason was that she already knew that

Soaplife spoilers for the week of 21-25 March



With a little bit of occasional help from me in brackets

Sounds diabolical. Though very much looking forward to



Never been done before on soap, I don't think.

Mini Synopsis of Episode

The biggest most important thing that happened this ep is somebody installed a new lock on a door in The Grange, who did it? Why? and who cares?
Batty Emma accused lovely Carly of Child abuse and phoned social services who will hopely save April from having to be looked after by Moron
Carly got no support from Moron and let April be looked after by thin air in the future.
Bob who hasn't been outside the cafe since prison supported his daughter
And why did nobody think Moron did it.
Jai and megan came to an agreement
Jai isn't supposed to see Leyla so guess what's bound to happen within a week
Sam still loves Megan to her horror

And the best most joyful thing about the episode is that Crybaby wasn't in it.

I'm sure various American soaps have tried it.