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Old 08-03-2016, 11:44
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I'm sure various American soaps have tried it.
Pollard's been in the shower for the last 6 months and when he comes out it's all been a dream!
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:47
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Mini Synopsis of Episode

The biggest most important thing that happened this ep is somebody installed a new lock on a door in The Grange, who did it? Why? and who cares? - Bring in PC swirling - he's soon work it out!
Batty Emma accused lovely Carly of Child abuse and phoned social services who will hopely save April from having to be looked after by Moron - which is in itself a form of abuse...:blush:
Carly got no support from Moron and let April be looked after by thin air in the future.
Bob who hasn't been outside the cafe since prison supported his daughter - hurrah for Dads
And why did nobody think Moron did it. - because we all know it's Leo....?
Jai and megan came to an agreement - until they change their minds again
Jai isn't supposed to see Leyla so guess what's bound to happen within a week - do you think it will be that long - I give it a day
Sam still loves Megan to her horror - but she was the one who kissed him!

And the best most joyful thing about the episode is that Crybaby wasn't in it.
Good analysis Kwynne - comments in bold
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:39
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FatEgg will say no, whilst shuffling his feet, not looking him in the eye, blushing and sticking a Post-It on his forehead saying "It's a fair cop, I'm as guilty as a really guilty thing".

P of course won't notice any of this and go away completely reassured.
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:41
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Pollard's been in the shower for the last 6 months and when he comes out it's all been a dream!
Well he must have been using Val's head and shoulders then
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:45
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Pollard's been in the shower for the last 6 months and when he comes out it's all been a dream!


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FatEgg will say no, whilst shuffling his feet, not looking him in the eye, blushing and sticking a Post-It on his forehead saying "It's a fair cop, I'm as guilty as a really guilty thing".

P of course won't notice any of this and go away completely reassured.
Pierce's mental faculties have clearly been affected by grief. Paddy might as well put up a tombstone saying "Dearly beloved Tess, shagged by Paddy, repeatedly".
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Old 08-03-2016, 13:46
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FatEgg will say no, whilst shuffling his feet, not looking him in the eye, blushing and sticking a Post-It on his forehead saying "It's a fair cop, I'm as guilty as a really guilty thing".

P of course won't notice any of this and go away completely reassured.
Naturally
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Old 08-03-2016, 14:06
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Well he must have been using Val's head and shoulders then
I see what you did there.
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Old 08-03-2016, 14:15
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I'm sure various American soaps have tried it.
LOL true. Val really could be alive, we never saw her body and we all know she was planning to fake her death, so it is feasible that she used the summer fate accident to fake her death.
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Old 09-03-2016, 11:11
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Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters.

Dedicated to the wonderful and excellent acting of Gemma Atkinson, see that proper emotion not like the fake cynical bull crap served up by the cry babies endless storylines.

1) Carly - showed why she was such an angry bitter person when she first arrived after suffering such a tragedy while all alone, extremely well acted, and analysis central awards her the golden blossom award for great acting.

makes a change from having to give a rotten gooseberry award daily for the crybaby. have awarded 2023 of those

So great acting and emotions make such a change of pace, kwynne likes.

2) Social services lady - just barged into both the morons and Carly's houses showed no ID and got down straight to be business of accusing people of abuse, oi lady wait to be asked in and stop being so rude.

3) WHere to even start with the Moron this episode,

1) Perhaps Moron you should ask April what happened before you accuse people.
2)Let people speak

4) April great character and posters are just jealous if they think otherwise heh since she has more talent than the whole of DS at 6/7, liked her trying to protect Leo.

5) Rakesh hasn't combed his hair in days he must be in deep trouble

6) Priya hasn't noticed the lack of combing.

7) Moira has appeared for the first time in months.

8) Cain can't find where Charity went, par for the course really

9) Sam, his time is up your boat is overdue and you should leave the screen immediately

10 Megan pawed the ground with an anxious hoof
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Old 09-03-2016, 12:43
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Morning kwynne, sorry I'm late - just back from t'dentist/hygienist. Cold and wet but at least my socks are dry, unlike yours. If only there was a solution to your eternal problem.............if only somebody would invent, say, wellington boots.

Item 10 of your excellent Analysis made me LOL.
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:01
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Morning kwynne, sorry I'm late - just back from t'dentist/hygienist. Cold and wet but at least my socks are dry, unlike yours. If only there was a solution to your eternal problem.............if only somebody would invent, say, wellington boots.

Item 10 of your excellent Analysis made me LOL.
Don't think several pairs of emergency dry socks a week quite justify the high expense of wellies heh
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:04
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Don't think several pairs of emergency dry socks a week quite justify the high expense of wellies heh
Give over, you can pick up a pair of wellies for under a tenner at places like Shoe Zone and you're not risking pneumonia either. And how many pairs of cheap, presumably non-waterproof shoes have you shelled out for?
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:17
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Don't think several pairs of emergency dry socks a week quite justify the high expense of wellies heh
Don't do it Kwynne! Wellies are so unfashionable. Stockport is still stuck in 1992 sadly. Oldnjaded wears hers with her shell suit.
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:18
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Give over, you can pick up a pair of wellies for under a tenner at places like Shoe Zone and you're not risking pneumonia either. And how many pairs of cheap, presumably non-waterproof shoes have you shelled out for?
Currently rotating 5 pairs
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:44
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Don't do it Kwynne! Wellies are so unfashionable. Stockport is still stuck in 1992 sadly. Oldnjaded wears hers with her shell suit.
Pft!! Fashion is a marketing concept designed at getting suckers like you to spend money. Anyway I don't actually have any wellies - I generally just don't go out if it's raining.

Currently rotating 5 pairs
Exactly! False economy, kwynne - 1 pair of good quality waterproof shoes wouldn't have cost you five times as much and would last a helluva lot longer.

*sighs and questions the usefulness of talking common sense on DS*
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Old 09-03-2016, 13:49
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Pft!! Fashion is a marketing concept designed at getting suckers like you to spend money. Anyway I don't actually have any wellies - I generally just don't go out if it's raining.


Exactly! False economy, kwynne - 1 pair of good quality waterproof shoes wouldn't have cost you five times as much and would last a helluva lot longer.

*sighs and questions the usefulness of talking common sense on DS*
Continue to fight the fight of Common sense Oldnjaded, someone will listen someday and it will all be worth it.
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Old 09-03-2016, 14:00
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Continue to fight the fight of Common sense Oldnjaded, someone will listen someday and it will all be worth it.
I really hate you sometimes, kwynne. xx
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Old 09-03-2016, 14:25
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Aww shucks
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Old 09-03-2016, 14:54
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Give over, you can pick up a pair of wellies for under a tenner at places like Shoe Zone and you're not risking pneumonia either. And how many pairs of cheap, presumably non-waterproof shoes have you shelled out for?
.... We only have green Wellingtons round here
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Old 09-03-2016, 16:41
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Don't think several pairs of emergency dry socks a week quite justify the high expense of wellies heh
I go for the cheap hiking boots you get in Aldi and Lidl - they last for ages -AND I was doing that before it became socially acceptable. Don' t get Asda' s wellies, they' re rubbish.

When I was young Stirling had an army surplus shop that was brilliant for cheap, good outdoor stuff. I miss it.

Or you could always be swish and go to your local fishing emporium, they can have good deals.

You can tell I hate online shopping, can' t you?
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Old 09-03-2016, 16:47
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.... We only have green Wellingtons round here
But that' s just because you' re all colour blind
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Old 09-03-2016, 17:13
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But that' s just because you' re all colour blind
And that's the kindest thing you can say about Ian and the rest of his inbred neighbours down there in the Village of the Mutants
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Old 09-03-2016, 17:49
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And that's the kindest thing you can say about Ian and the rest of his inbred neighbours down there in the Village of the Mutants


Says a resident from North of the Tripe Curtain
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Old 10-03-2016, 10:53
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Analysis Centrals things that happen in Emmerdale

1) Diane actor is off on her annual 3 month spring holidays

2) Since when did Davids shop become the new place for people to hang out?

3) And who holds their Hen night in a shop anyway?

4) Why would Kerry think she was invited.?

5) Woolpacks paper towells have a reverse effect, Rakesh's face was wetter when he was leaving the toilets than before he started drying them

6) Did Rakesh not think to put some money aside when he was buying the flats?.

7) Why was Doug pretending to be a ghost?

8) Why is Finn still in the village?

9) Who is going to buy the woolpack as if we didn't know from the great hoking huge hints?

10) Will the Moron forgive The Bumbling idiot for doing things he's done hiself

11) When will Rhona's anger subside and will she and Paddy get back together?

12) And if they do will we care.

13) So is Moron going to make an announcement to clear Carly's name of Child abue or is just not going to bother.

14) Just where is Charity and does she care about Noah.

These questions and so many more are likely to be not answered in tonight's episodes.
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Old 10-03-2016, 10:59
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Today is the wedding day of Priya Sharma and village lawyer Rakesh, good look to them and lets hope the wedding is more successful than their previous attempt at marriage which many readers will remember was a disaster. Readers will remember that Rakesh son Kirin is on the run for a deadly hit and run.

All are welcome at the Malt on Saturday even for the annual Spring Fling, an ABBA tribute band is supplying the music, if its anything like previous years uit will be a fun night.

A runaway steam roller ran over 3 sheep and a Llama on the connelton road this week, PC Swirling told the Malt that the site of the accident was very messy and bloody.

The Malt won 11-0 at football against The pickled Onion bar of Sowerby Bridge.
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