Couldn't agree more!

He'll learn.

For some strange reason, I actually thought Jimmy and Nicola couldn't get any worse. But tonight proved me wrong. Was this episode accidentally meant for CITV?

Well Rhumble on t'Daily was of the opinion that those kids wrote the whole script, not just the vows.

Well that explains it then! Damn you, Hotten Primary!

They probably did and they acted far better than Jimmy and Nicola in that scene!

I liked it. I don't care if I was the only one that did

The Marriage guidance division was better than those 2 idiots shouting at each other

hmm eccles library is blocking the smillies and leaving just giant grey squares where they should be.

Analysis of the Emmerdale Characters or the lack of them in the case of this episode

The episode was dominated by Kerry, Nicola and Jimmy, bound to be bilge

1) Jimmy and Nicola - shut up you 2 and listen to your kids and shut up for a year or 10

2) The Marriage Guidance Junior Division - Carl is more of an Adult than Jimmy and Nicola and most of the good acting in the episode came from Angel and Elliot

3) Amelia was the only good thing in the scene at the start with Dull Dolt Dan and Jimmy. According to IMDB the actress is 13 certainly doesn't look it.

4) Kerry good grief this woman is vile, horrible, disgusting and many other bad words and all her money will be gone by the end of the week, Don't worry Eric you can throw her out next week

5) Eric face when Kerry paid up was a mixture of disappointed he couldn't get rid of her and delight at the sight of money.

6) Rakesh - The sharma's still employ the most useless lawyer in the world?

7) Pierce better lawyer than a boyfriend

8) Joanie urgggh just urrggh

9) SHut up Lisa Cain is allowed to see his son.

10 Why is creepy Kyle still hanging around, does he want to be killed by Emma and served up for New Years day lunch.

Ways how to kill Kerry no.12565
Kerry is strangled by her own neck brace

Ways how to kill Kerry no 12566
Kerry is beaten to death with the crutches she doesn't need

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(Shovel)

Sad news reached the Malt over Christmas local celebrity Mavis Johnson who had a number one hit in 1972 and who had continued to be popular in the bars and clubs of Hotton died she will be much missed.

Meanwhile foul mouthed Comedian Hooper Danson drowned in the Hotton canal after leaving Bar West drunk as a skunk on Christmas eve.

Fatrmer Giles entire herd of 72 Llama's escaped from his farm on boxing day after being spooked by a dog, 67 have been recovered after causing chaos on the robblesfield road for 2 days, 5 of the animals are still at large.

What was Emma all about yesterday - why would the flowers be for her? Has she gone more doolally than usual?

Kasim comes back all eager again, Finn shows interest, it's too much.
Go away Kasim and take your giant hair with you!

finn is suffocating in a relationship. He's the kind that you friends warn you about. Run back to Christian Syed

Speaking of MadSmotherMother, what exactly is her problem with Leyla? Is it just that no woman could ever be good enough for one of her sons? And if so why doesn't that apply to Finn's AlpacaBoy too?

I bought Mavis's hit record back then " Your kiss is sweet"

Thank goodness no llamas were hurt

That's really confused me aswell, maybe its because Leyla has been with her fair share of men in the village? I still think that she would of have approved of Donna though.

Didn't get a chance to watch yesterday's episode yet but damn from your recap it seems pretty terrible. I'm really worried about Emmerdale, once Ashley dies is this what we will have on a daily basis?

Mad Emma, the brilliant Ross shagging Rebecca, mad Pierce, return of the miserable one, Zak trying to get back with Lisa (Hopefully Lisa tells him to do one). I'm looking forward to all of this.

I don't particularly like soap kids with a couple of exceptions but I think calling Kyle creepy is going a bit far.

He should be referred to as silent Kyle, I don't think I've ever heard him speak.

Emma has been fun but its time for her to pay for her crimes, not sure on Ross/Rebecca your fan fic was good but I doubt the writers will come up with something half as good as that.

Agree with you about Emma. How much compo did Kerry get? She is behaving like she has won the national lottery with a win of millions

Is it really time for Emma to pay though? Really she hasn't done anything that Ross and Robert haven't.

Not sure about that. I don't remember anyone else drugging their partner, tying them to a chair, and then pushing them off a bridge. Or bullying a man with dementia to cover it up. She is pretty out there.

I mean, I wish Robert would push his partner off a bridge, but he hasn't. Yet. Just the old manslaughter, false imprisonment and gun waving for our Robert.

Ross and Robert have both faced some form of comeuppance, Emma has had zero, she has gotten away with everything she's done since she came on the show, its time for her to pay for her crimes.

I don't believe that.
From what I have seen Finn has been fairly normal for the beginning of a new relationship - insecure but attentive.

It's Kasim who has the problem - seems to like Finn's mother more than Finn himself, is freaked out when Finn comes across too strong yet he has practically moved to the village to embark on this relationship? Talk about mixed signals.
Not to mention his features darken when Finn isn't attentive enough.

Besides - it was Emma that asked Kasim to move in, I don't understand why Finn got the blame.


I have no idea actually.
I assume she's now a woman hater and no woman is good enough for Pete after what Debbie did to him.