Analysis of Emmerdale Characters shortish version because its not like anyone reads this crap anyway.

Ooh self awareness how nice.

1)The Cloud of Misery that is Aaron deprived a mother of her daughter and will no doubt ruin Liv as a character within a month

2) Sandra - She should move to Emmerdale meet Pierce, fall in Love and move to Dublin and we will be free of both Characters.

3) Chas its your pub and Aaron will cry if he wants to.

4) Pirece Bog off Pierce you Aaron wanabee, we have enough clouds of sheer misery in the village as it is, and how come he hasn't found out about how Tess died, why are people lying to him?

5) If Rhona is shagging Pierce by May 1 I will be very surprised

6) Why won't Cain tell Andy where the kids are? didn't Debbie as she was leaving not say Andy could see the kids when he wanted? sure I heard her say so.

7) Moira is doing exactly the same thing with Andy as she did with Dross and it didn't work then either.

8) SHut up Holly, thought I'd say that before you said anything

I do!

I rely on you to sift through the clouds of misery for me.

I do as well.

I count on Kwynne to point out the things I might've missed while dozing... I mean, watching.

Also I like it when he tells people off for not watching properly.

I read it too!

In my more Emmerdale depressed moments I wonder if its worth it, don't worry i'm not that depressed too often heh.

All that anger towards Aaron smh.....its really nothing more than love for him that you have not learned how to express in a positive way


1, LOL how is that Aaron's fault? Liv was begging to stay with Aaron and it was clear he has his doubts about it but he doesn't want to let his sister down.

2. Not a bad idea, both characters need to be fleshed out though.

4. My guess is either Rhonna or Vanessa will start dating Pierce and the truth will come out after their relationship has blossomed.

6. Better question, why doesn't Andy get a lawyer? Debbie can't leave the country with the kids without his permission right?

Well Debbie let Emily flee with Sarah for more than a year, so I doubt she would worry a small think about needing permission to leave the country.

Right but Andy should be able to use this against her to send the cops after her and bring the kids back.

Of course debbie partly left because she heard about Andy and Dross's involvement in the shooting of Robert, so that may explain why she's reluctant to allow him anywhere near Sarah

And me! Analysis central is my most important read of the day!

Right....cuz its not like she has ever let anyone else with a criminal past near the kids *cough*Cameron*cough*Cain*cough*Charity*cough*

Debbie is a hypocrite, she's done a lot of questionable stuff herself and shouldn't deny Andy access to the kids, especially since Sarah wanted little to do with Debbie before she left, she could have at least let Sarah stay with Andy.

Too be fair the second Debbie found out about Gennie she was off down the station before you could say Cameron is A murderer And Charity and Cain is her mother and father.

Her reaction was a little odd.

shame about Sarah as well, actress was getting rather good but she will de and re headed by the time she comes back which seemed unfair.

I agree with you on Sarah, she was really developing into a rebellious pre-teen and was the only enjoyable part of the Ross/Debbie pairing.

I know- more ridiculousness from ED; however, I suppose if he didn't know and she'd gone ahead and done it it's too late then.

It's a shame Sarahbot has gone

I'd have a rant about the Bot thing but I suspect its pointless now anyway, so will leave it by pointing out as I always do that when Sarah got the Bot tag she was very sick and lethargic so it was actually brilliant acting heh.

Totally agree! I loved stroppy Sarah, she was amazing. I want her back.

It shouldn't be, Debbie has taken the kids out of the country illegally, he could alert the French (is that where she is?) authorities and they would fore her to go back to England .

The French gendarmes would be more interested in listening to Europe1 on their citroen police car radios, and sitting around eating brie with baguettes, then lighting up a gaoloiuses than looking for a robotic Sarah and her cornish-pasty haired miserable lemon-sucking Muvver, Mark

That didn't work when Aaron ran away to France in plain sight did it?

LMAO!!! I'm dead at this

True, but was anyone really looking for him? The Debbie/Andy situation should have been more like when Rhonna was trying to take Leo to New Zealand and Marlon was threatening to take her to court.

But that was A Very Good Thing because it meant we didn't have to put up with him on our screens

Andys thick but Surley even he's not thick enough to invove the police

Police officer: " do you have any idea why she might have left?"

Andy:" yeah I got her boyfriend to shoot my brother, you know that from your still
Investigating?, anyway in return I was going to kill his brother, her ex husband. And she
Thought it was best the kids weren't around either of us. Can you maker he come back!

Officer::

LOL well Andy wouldn't have to give all the details and correct me if I'm wrong but Debbie gave Ross a false alibi for the shooting so she won't say anything cuz she'd be in trouble too.