I really wouldn't rule that out the way the shows going

"What's on EE" And yes, P***y Posse is very happy now.


This section of the P***y Posse is now less happy. I want to be the sandwich filling between those two. *drools*

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters and other stupid storylines

Bear in mind most of this episode went right in one ear and went out the other and made very little impression on me, so I was suprised as to why this episode met with so much hostility in the daily thread. I had obviously forgotten most of the episode to protect my sanity.

1) Finn - why was he so Angry at Dross, it was Finn that was selling obviously stolen knock off Collectibles, he has nobody but himself to blame.

Sidebar lots of people have been posting and saying they want more Finn storylines and screentime for him

Well this is the kind of episode that results when he does get more screentime so its DS posters who are at fault here.

Finn is the very definition of the word Meh and is why his ficture is next to the word in dictionaries.

2) Emmerdale sack your current hair stylist team they are terrible and should be sacked.

3) Oi Diane Charity doesn't have your money, so get her out of the Woolpack Stat

4) David dear its with an attitude like that will leave you with no friends and why is he doing exactly what Eric did after Val died, after the fuss David kicked up as well.

5) Since weekends don't exist in Emmerdale is it so unlikely that a Convention would be held on a tuesday and was it a Tuesday anyway because no one was at work, the shop was closed.

6) Comic book heroes are shit at the best of times and this wasn't the best of times.. There is no good time to dress up as one.

7) What is Priya the manager of the Factory going to say at Rishi hiring and firing employees on a whim.

8) And Rishi don't try and shag that vile Joannie its not worth the effort.

9) What exactly is supposed to be wrong with Elize

10 And why is Jimmy doing the village childcare.?

Where are the latest Spoilers? Are you slacking kwynne/Pandora/usual suspects?

Good grief Oldnjaded you are very impatient

anyway funny you should ask for them.

See next post

ITV Spoilers for the week of 9 - 13 May



Firstly eeeek at it being a Friday 13th

and

Lol, what do you think he got? They don't sentence on the same day as the verdict. Buffoooon!!


Yeah right...........now I know I've been transported to Fantasy Island.

And yes - of all the days of all of the year and Fri 13th is what they choose up with for this sad ep.

Analysis of Emmerdale Character.

1) Dr Bailey - in a right pickle now he knows Belle's age, although how he could tell her age from that picture, almost everyone I know has photo's of their children from when they were at school even if they are much older now in their front room

2) Lisa had a convenient angina attack so the DR could find out her daughters age, and Lusa, NEVER LOOK AT YOU CHILD's PHONE, big no no.

3) Belle - concerned about both her mothers health and Dr Bailey finding out, had been looking forward to a weekend away of shagging.

4) Joanie - did something helpful which is proff miracles do sometimes happen

5) Pierce, what is he upto, what are his motives is he reeally creepy or just annoying and will these questions be answered before I die of old age.

6) Rhona - awfully insensitive of Paddy to keep skypeing her when he left so she didn't have to see him. Is Pierce seperating her from friends and family for some sinister reason?

6) Finn managed to avoid too much trouble with the police and got all the phone money from Charity and his awful brother.

7) Victoria - get your hair and taste in real life men sorted, I won't tell you again.

8) Charity - the way she is going she will never raise the money to buy the pub, careful at the back try not to die laughing.

9) Dross - not happy his brother is angry at him or that he had to give up the money

10) Rakesh is trying to build the flats himself, hey Rakesh have you ever seen the film The Money pit.

11) Jimmy the Dalai Lama of Emmerdale Child care.

12) Moses - Cheerful little toddler isn't he

13) Megan Cheer up it might never happen, oh right you were with Jai so it already has happened.

14) Jai a bit cheerier there day not a lot else to say.

I think Lisa telling him she was 17 gave him more of a clue than the picture did

Is he any relation to the Llama Farmer from T'Malt

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

A comic book held at the village hall thise week turned out to be a cover for Finn Barton to seel Mint Condition in the Package Neutron Man figures. This reporter shall not say whether he bought one but he was a big fan of the Comic book and had a Neutron man and have been to many conventions. Finn Barton was charged and Cautioned

Farmer Brown sold one of his fields to a Fracking company so there may be anti fracking protests in the village before long.

Farmer Giles caught the last of his Llama's that escaped last week, it was found in the back garden of Edna Birch eating her daffodils, The Malt dreads to think what her reaction is going to be.

The Dales rescue service used 2 Llama's to rescue a man who had fallen down an old Well this week he was treated and then released from Hospital.

Davids shop was this week name by the Hotton Courier as the Hottest Shop in the Dales.

Oh ok I missed that bit

I thought I'd add a few bits here and there......

Much improved.

Lol, good one!

LIke I said last night, Pierce has very sinister eyebrows - all he needs is a red cloak and a forked tail.

I knew that story would please you Jaded....:

Hotten' s still got BHS?????
Too topical? Too soon?

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1) Finn - Can Finn drive surely there are better ideas he can come up with

Message From Ernie Davids good testicle

Please Doctors don't make any mistakes, i'm sad about Eric, i'll miss him we had good times when David was with Alicia.

Yours ernie

2) Was David broadcasting his bits to the web when sitting in front of his Laptop.

Should do more working out David

3) Dr Baileys wife was lovely wasn't she.

4) Belle I still like you but your really not the wronged woman/girl/10 year old, whichever she is this week.

5) Dr Bailey you worthless rat.

6) Shut up Moron even if your right just shut up

7) Pierce is very creepy isn't he, have we seen him in direct sunlight.

8) What a rubbish charity even that was, Finns convention was better organised than that and that was Rubbish.

9) Is Jai good now or will Moira be locked up in a container/Stable at some point in the future.

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You are right!

He is an evil demon really

^
#6 Joanie and Lisa will become friends again (move in together) and both kick Zacs backside out of their lives, They will also sort out silly Belles nastiness

1. I've got a much better way to market Finn's cab company, have Pete and Ross be shirtless drivers, it will become more popular than Uber

4. Right, Belle isn't the wronged woman, in the words of Beyonce Bell is Becky with the good hair

7. My mom thinks Pierce is going to be Emmerdale's answer to Phelan

9. LOL I doubt Jai would lock Moira up, he wouldn't want to feel Cain's wrath he'd be more likely to lock up Rakesh.

Mini Synopsis of Ep

The Upsetting scenes ITV warned about were Jimmy's bum, a horrific scary sight if there ever was one.
For the 20th time this year Jayyccuubb has escaped Portugal and come back to Emmerdale.
He must really hate Alicia, how does he afford the flight
David had his operation but must have lost both his bits like he feared because he was ordered home so Jaycuuub could play football
Nobody bothered to tell Diane about David so she went around making crass comments
Belle has inexplicably chosen Charity as her role model and Dr Bailey decided he'd rather risk his medical licence than give up Belle
Harriet inexplicably let forgetful Ashley do the church books and lost an entire months
Bland and stupid Brenda was Bland and Stupid

I like Jimmy's bum - much prefer it to David's.

More pert?