I tried to let the other thread die but it just wouldn't let me


Keeps just springing spontaneously back to life

Analysis Central's lesson learned and asked by watching last nights epsiode.

1) When you kidnap someone and leave them tied to a chair all night while you go off and eat breakfast its best to establish that they actually are the person you wanted to kipnap

2) If you have been kidnapped try not to babble all your damaging secrets because the person you think has kidnapped you might not have, and

3) Cain was delighted to find he has stuff on Rakesh to stop him going to the police and so gets away without any comeback.

4) Belle now realises she possibly shouldn't have been so blatantly seeing a married man and profligate with the morning after pills because that brings Cain attention

5) Charity has the money to buy the pub and

6)Diane has the money to buy into the B&B

7) And Chas has severely mixed feeling about both 5 and 6.

8Ashley wants the village to be Dementia friendly since it hasn't even been rendered wheelchair friendly how is he going to manage that exactly

9) And he was extremely patronising in teaching Carly how to deal with Dementia shoppers.

10) Aaron is going to be a bossy faux father.

11) If Live caused trouble in class then hijacked the PA system and then locked herself in the toilet how hasn't she been suspended or Excluded from School.

12) David should have stayed in bed

13) Finn has rumbled his mother and realised how bonkers his mother really is.

14) Didn't take long for Pete to realise how much a useless father of Moses Dross is

I know he was born after 1980, I just find it hard to believe. He looks like he's pushing 40. But even with looking older he's still hot.



1. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you can't carry out a kidnapping on an empty stomach

5. And the HBIC got what she wanted like she always does

6. Poor Eric, his son has cancer and now he is forced to deal with Doug on a daily basis.

7. Why does she though? It was Chas' idea in the first place to bring in the HBIC who is her cousin and has known her since birth, so Chas knows exactly how Charity was going to handle the business.

10. You didn't call Aaron out of his name...I think you're making some progress

13. What is Motor Neuron Disease? I've never heard of it before, so I'm wondering if we call it something different here in the US. Could it be ALS or MS? The symptoms seem like it'd fit one of the two.

Just checked online, and it says that you guys call it ALS.

Motor Neuron Disease is ALS. It's also referred to as Lou Gehrig's disease in the US.

*EDIT* Took too long typing and googling.

Ok thanks

6) Poor Tracy more like who and Eric like you say who will have to put up with Doug

as for Crybaby I was feeling a bit weary and didn't want to summon Teifiboi to appear as if by magic to query my point heh.

You're learning, sweetie, well done.

Great Analysis today too.

Doug to needs die

You forgot the word TO between need and die.

5-7 - could have guessed that coming months ago...

11 - indeed

13 - didn't take him very long did it!

Like a genie out of a bottle - perhaps a bit classier, out of a lamp!

What so I could trap you in there by not rubbing the lamp?

Ah, but you just cannot resist rubbing the lamp!

Like an unwanted itch?

To bring out the shine!

Analysis Centrals top 5 Unlikely and likely things that happening in last nights episode.

1) So Gordon got 18 years, just how many people did he abuse? Did he commit any murders.

still he will be out in 10 if he lives that long which I seriously doubt, will be lucky to last out the day.

2) So when Did Hotten Comp become Hotten Academy for wayward teenagers, the first Academy in north Yorkshire to be put on special measures..

3) So lets look a the Emmerdale Doctors, not only could David wander into the surgery interrupting Dr Bailey shagging Belle enough to get the wrong results. Now Finn thinks he can just wander in when he doesn't have an appointment and demand his mothers results in reception with everyone listening. This is on top of the Doctor shagging his patient and the practice nurse blackmailing him into getting her false medical results so she can fool her son into staying in Emmerdale.

Not the practice i'd want to be a patient at

Loved Dr Bailey claiming what Emma wanted was unethical and Illegal after what he'd been getting upto

And even though Emma's actions are terrible aren't they supposed to be she is in line to play the wicked witch in this years village pantomime of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

4) Diane's leaving do was fun but I was really hoping that Doug would try and carry Diane over the threshhold and die of a heart attack.

5) Dros wants to stay and help him do up a new taxi oh joy

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel.

Gordon Livesey was sentenced to 18 years in prison for abusing his son Aaron Dingle nee Livesy in Hotten Crown Court yesterday. Mr Liversy was to be heard screaming that he was innocent and that even murderers didn't get that long and why hadn't his son got his Letter.

3 Poachers tried to steal a number of Llama's from Farmer Giles field on Tuesday, sadly for them they caused a nearby large herd of cows to stampede killing one of the poachers and severely injuring both the others who are still in the ITU of Hotten general. The dead man was named as Hansel Gretal from Bulgaria an illegal immigrant 38.

The Malt is having it spring fayre this weekend there will be fun rides, interesting stall and Llama rides, Farmer Giles will be doing his specialty Llama burgers which this reporter can say are very tasty, Beer and lager will coat £1.50 a glass.

Rupert Bearly of 19 Demdyke terrace passed 100 this week.

ITV Spoilers for LIve BGT and Corrie week but 1 Emmerdale less.

Thanks for these kwynne.


About bloody time!!


Sam in 'in turmoil sl'.


Dutch Elm disease?

Bit out of date, couldn't think of anything else wooden and endangered?

Only your dance moves and I didn't want to be rude.

Oh you can be as rude as you like about my dance moves heh, they are as bad as Crybaby

Oh MAN, that's originalzzzzzzzzzzzzz

On the other hand

Let;s hope someone pushes her off the wrong side then.

And to be positive,

There. That's much better, I feel