Anyone notice Ruby having survived the Chopper crash is now posing as an armed police officer in Silent Witness last night.

It returns and isn't it Joyous Fansheet of the Fans of Livesy's Terrific Association known as FLOTA

The Brilliantly wonderfully amazingly excellently astonishingly superbly gigantically sensational acting ability of the character of Aaron

IWoooooooh weeee what a wonderful storyline for my brilliant Aaron to be involved in, nobody could possibly ever do a storyline like this like Aaron played by wonderful award winning Character actor Danny Miller.

And this storyline is not at all crass or insulting toward real life people suffering things like this in real life, no not at all, who would say such a thing

Wooooooh weeeeeeee yessssssss we are all soooooooo excited at Aaroon's acting and how could he suffer from such things and just how EVIL is his father Gordon hope bad things happen to him when this comes out

Wooooooo weeeeeee wasn't Aaron good in his scenes this week he is the best at portraying being sick from blood infections and he is the best crying acting in the whole wide world so a storyline where he cries every minute of the day for months on end is just perfect for Aaron, why wasn't this storyline done before since there is no way Kate Oates crassily invented this storyline out of thin air with no hint of it previously, those of us who know Aaron and supported him all these years just knew something had happened to him like this which is why we lurrrrrvvee him so much

Isn't Aaron just wonderful his upset face acting so brilliant, along with his touching his face to show types of emotion and his growling to show bad temper is so good

Wooooooh weeeee we ar all so exciting to see where this wonderfully brilliant storyline goes.

Go FLOTA

She didn't survive that either though. Ruby is very unlucky.

Analysis Centrals review of the current STorylines.

1) Aaron's abuse storyline - firstly why would you give a sensitive storyline to a frankly terrible "Actor" if that's what you call it like Danny Miller who frankly couldn't act his way out of a soft melting plastic bag. Doesn't Aaron get enough supposedly tragic storylines as it is, I might have believed this storyline if it was given to a sympathetic character you could get behind rather than one who burnt his bridges with me long ago and frankly I resent the attempts to emotionally Manipulate me into believing this storyline quite frankly is both insulting and pathetic of the producers

Again I might have felt sympathy if there had been any hint of it before now, not something that comes completely out of the blue, since with all his other emotional crisis over the years and he's had at least one a month there is no way this abuse wouldn't have come out before now.

I have all the sympathy in the world for real life people who have suffered and may still be suffering from bad things like this so no Aaron supporter dare attack me by suggesting otherwise because that would be a lie.

2) Kirin - How can Kirin go on paternity leave? he is the only one running the Granny Clegg business

3) Ashley - isn't it nice that even with his poorly brain it still hasn't put him off having sex.

4) Laurel - is pregnant and wants to get rid of the baby, maybe if she had heard of contraception it might not be a problem, and also don't fall of Ladders.

5) Dougs ranting disbelief of Laurel being with child was hilarious, not exactly the supportive father is he

6) Will Chas and Diane ever find a buyer

7) Why does Zak think Belle would accept his offers for driving lessons after what he did.

8) And who is doing Belle elaborate hair styles, now Debbie's gone did the hair department get bored so decided to practice on Belle instead.

9) Leyla and Nikhil progressed from him saying he liked her to them sharing a bedroom progressed very quickly didn't it, less than a week in fact.

ways how to Kill Aaron

part 107 Aaron mistakes his antibiotics for cyanide a dies

Part 108 Aaron drinks a pint with reacts badly with his pills and he dies of liver failure slowly and painfully.

Laurel is up the duff with devilspawn Morons sprog. When Ashley kicks the bucket the scriptwriters will have her back with moron in no time

British Leyla will be up the duff with Nickills sprog by next Monday

Aaron will be up the duff with Roberts sprog by next week

Everyone is getting pregnant

Someone should teach them about birth control!!

I've got pregnant just from watching Emmerdale. Haven't you? Wish someone had warned me.

Every night at 7pm I fit a giant condom over my head with a giant diaphragm on top of that . OK, I look like a toadstool but better safe than sorry eh?

I also have a feeling that Debs will return with a Ross sprog...

I wouldn't be surprised.

But hopefully Ross will get over the dour one (she is so not worth it!) and move on with his life. As well as getting back to being a cheeky, charming carjacker.

I agree.

Yes, I had seen in the Radio Times that Alicya would be in that episode. Regrettably she met a similar fate there.

As I said on another non-ED thread, I was on my best behaviour on Monday night while Alicya was an armed policewoman!

I had to take the pill watching jack branning in EE

Oh god no. But yoy' re probably right

At the moment the only women if child bearing age who don't,t have a young child or pregnancy in ED are
Chas, Moira, Belle, Carly, Nicola, Kerry, Tess, Leyla. As if it needs to be added, Nicola and Moira are step Mums to young children and Leyla, Kerry and Carly live with one.



Run Belle and Chas, run while you can....

if only

Nicola is going through an early menopause and it's unlikely she'll be able to have any more children.

What's the betting Chas is feeling poorly in a month's time.....

I don't know much about this stuff, but isn't it possible that the abuser coming back into your life would bring out something you thought you never wanted to talk about?

Also, is Gordon a meant to be a paedophile, or just someone who uses sex for control - like many other rapists?

I must have missed that split-second event!

Feeling on here seems to be that it's the latter HOAddict

Hooraaay!!! Welcome back to kwynne!

Er, you owe us 2 Analyses and 1 Malt Shovel Bulletin.

Malt Bulletin on strike currently and Analysis Boss has fallen out with his TPTB and is sulking