Mark doesn't care about people taking the piss out of Aaron as he knows how to take a joke

And your implication.......????

I thought that was obv
However I laughed my arse off at your post about Lawrence shooting the teddy so it's obviously not true

I noticed that someone posted a link to a picture of Pickles, presumably upon discharge from the toy hospital. He had a bandage around one eye and a Kalashnikov under his right arm......

Where is that link, I'd love to see it

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140409153540

Gulftastic posted it on page 8 of the daily for 15 July.

Thank you, that's funny I don't go on the daily - I can't keep up with it!

A pleasure!

And a very good job your doing too

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters - likely to be as dull and boring as this episode

1) David - is ignoring Tracys decision not to get married and is planning a wedding anyway so he can be rejected daily and whine to high glory when she goes off him for annoying her with all this wedding talk

Couples realism chart position -23 points

2) Tracy - Go to Ibiza then we can be rid of this weeding talk and you for that matter.

Tracy Dearracing Shopping Trolley's is for 10 year old's

3)Belle is still seeing people who aren't there and none of her family or the Doctor she is living with have noticed she is ill again

Maybe in a surprise plot twist we will find out that Belle is still in hospital, and Dr Bailey, the Baby and everything else is totally in her head

4) Mrs Bailey and her tails of miscarriages not very encouraging for the supposedly pregnant and sacred 17 year old in front of you - vile woman

5) Dr Bailey worst Doctor in the world and keep adding additional pressure on Belle's Fragile mind

6) Joanie and Zaks wedding - who the effing well effing cares

7) Holly is forced to go cold turkey and then her mother gets her put on Methadone, wouldn't it have better to go on the Methadone in the first place, save poor Holly endless pain and suffering

8) Shining Victoria - dump that idiot your married to and become a good character again.

9) Shut up Adam

10) Ronnie is staying - oh joy

11) Stop taking the steroids lachlan

and where is this adventure playground thing anyway, is this in addition to all the other failed Home Farm Ventures like the Holiday village and Declans's fancy chalets

Ways How to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)

A shopping trolley rools down a hill very fast, some has left a garden pitch fork sticking out the end and it rolls into Aaron and rips out his stomach and his dies.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Breaking News Sam Dingle Gamekeeper at Home farm has shot what vets have identified as a Jaguar, it was only about a year old so likely to be the be offspring of the wildcat which has been terrorising the local area for some years. This raises the disturbing thought that both the parents of this animal are at large and possible siblings, Police are advising caution in the countryside

12 year old Martin Smythe or Spot Farm fell into the farms grain silo and suffocated, police are warning of the dangers of farm equipment.

Meanwhil a herd of Angry llama's belonging to Farmer Brown stampeded down the Robblesfield road damaging Cars and injuring passer by. Police warned tourists not to annoy the Llama;'s



Police doing a lot of warning thsi week.

1-2 - I'm tending just to zone out when these 2 are on screen - David and Alicia were one of my favourite couples but these 2 are just not cutting the mustard I'm afraid.

3-5 - BabyBaileyBelle stuff - needs to stop - now please. Charity needs to tell Lisa or Bailey before poor Belle ends up back in hospital again....

6 - I don't

7 - Even this storyline is going down the pan now

8 - Can't wait for Vic to find out what's happened and set Robert onto Holly, Adam (and even Moria...) for revenge

9 - Seconded

10 - I actually don't mind Ronnie - I'm always happy to watch the better actors of which John McArdle is definitely one

11 - Maybe just part of the general growing up that boys do at that age

Finally - very happy to see that yesterday's analysis did not include you telling the lovely Brenda to Bog Off - you had so many other targets that she escaped your wrath for once

1-2 not sure who is worse tracy or david but like I said elsewhere we will be begging for this and Belle's storyline next week because of a far far worse storyline happening that worse than both.
3-5) you might think once in a while various Dingles might think to wonder about Belle's mental health, its not like the don't have experience in that area by now.

Farmer Brown's Llamas have travelled a bit since the Robblesfield Road

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/146..._after_escape/

Going to take them ages to catch a herd if takes them ages to catch just 3.

1. David should probably concentrate on a divorce before a wedding, unless he plans to make Alicia and Tracy sister wives.

3. Better question is does Belle know she's seeing people? Because she knew Gemma was in her head.

4. I like Mrs. Dr. Bailey. I was thinking since the Whites are living on borrowed time how about her and her parents maybe a brother or sister as well become the new family at Home Farm?

5. Again I must remind you that Lindsey Butterfield-Roscoe was the worst Dr. in the world having killed several patients.

6. No one

8. Your Victoria is lucky to have the sexy maybe not so smart former farmer/junk yard owner. And when exactly was she a good character....when all she did was peel carrots for Marlon?

Also why are the kids still in school? Don't you guys have summer vacation?

As a non-UK viewer I was wondering the same thing, would they really be in school in late July?

1) I agree – David should listen to Tracey instead of trying to push her into getting married. If he’s this controlling now what will he be like if they ever do get married?

3) I like the sound of the surprising plot twist.

4) Having been a cheated on wife I’m well and truly on Mrs Bailey’s side – Belle deserves everything she gets.

8) I don’t ‘get’ Victoria – she’s ok, nothing special. I think she and Adam are well suited.

10) I agree – I think Ronnie is brilliant, I’m glad he’s staying.

I love the ways to kill Aaron – keep them coming

Yes. Most of them break up tomorrow and go back to school early September. There's a school near where I live and I see the kids every day on my way to work.

Thanks. Wow, I have actually learned something from watching a soap

Although in Scotland, they broke up at the end of June and go back in mid-August

Damn that is a short summer break. Here in the US summer break goes from early June til late August for grades k-12 and for college it goes from early May til late August.

Schools round here break up for the holidays this friday and go back in first full week in September

Universities her break up early June and go back Late September early October.