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Old 25-07-2016, 09:48
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Old 26-07-2016, 11:26
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Poor Gabby is a mixed up kid, neglected by her mother moved to whatever house her mother is shagging or not shagging this week just as she's got used to living somewhere like home farm its taken away again. Meanwhile any trust she had with laurel was destroyed during laurels Drunk period, and from her point of view Ashley is a terrible father.

2) Lawrence - Utterly and triumphantly tore Lachlan to shreds, but what was he doing in the Cafe anyway, he keep claiming he wants to be left alone and doesn't want anyone thinking he is gay, yet he keeps going to public places where people will ask him about it.

3) Lachlan needs to avoid girls forever, can't catch a break with women, they either don't want him, are mad or her mistakes a hug for wanting to a kiss, then he is torn to shreds by his grandfather and ignored by his mother.

4) The Moron and Miss Moron didn't impress either Rhona or Leo with their dancing and Miss Moron is sad for her lost baby.

6) Chrissie totally owned Dross didn't she, will hate to be Andy when she finds out about him and Bernice.

7) Andy and Bernice, urggh just urggghh, you can do so much better than this Doly Bernice

8) Brenda and Bob have gone to Canada, thank goodness for some good news.

9) Loved rakesh hanging around just so Rishi will over hear him talking to "The Insurance company|", so now he want's to sell the burnt out hulk of a house with Damp Rot how much does he think he's going to get for that then - £1?

10 Nice of Rishi to pay off Rakesh's debts with the £6k he just had handy.

11) Card Shark Pierce is a card shark

12) Shut up Doug and Rodney

13) When just out of Mental hospital Chas notices how miserable you are, don't you think AArsewipe should at least pretend to look nice.

14) Chas has made up with the angry and Vengeful Hair Dept and how she looked very nice this ep.

15) Not being on drugs seems to suit Holly
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Old 26-07-2016, 11:38
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Old 26-07-2016, 12:39
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Old 26-07-2016, 12:46
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Cyril!!!! Lovely to see you again, you have been much missed.

Oh DopeyDurvid, do get a grip, man!
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Old 26-07-2016, 12:47
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Cyril!!!! Lovely to see you again, you have been much missed.

Oh DopeyDurvid, do get a grip, man!
Yeah Cyril where you been, we missed you
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Old 26-07-2016, 12:56
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Cyril!!!! Lovely to see you again, you have been much missed.

Oh DopeyDurvid, do get a grip, man!
Thank you!

Yeah Cyril where you been, we missed you
Thank you kwynne.

I have been on
a) holiday
b) in a coma every time Tracey and David come on
c) getting myself a new job.

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Old 26-07-2016, 13:04
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Thank you kwynne.

I have been on
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b) in a coma every time Tracey and David come on
c) getting myself a new job.

You been very busy then.
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:13
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Thank you!

Thank you kwynne.

I have been on
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b) in a coma every time Tracey and David come on
c) getting myself a new job.
Oh well done! I trust you made it clear at the interview that you require to be left alone for a couple of hours each day to post on ED threads. (It seemed to work for kwynne).
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:16
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Poor Gabby is a mixed up kid, neglected by her mother moved to whatever house her mother is shagging or not shagging this week just as she's got used to living somewhere like home farm its taken away again. Meanwhile any trust she had with laurel was destroyed during laurels Drunk period, and from her point of view Ashley is a terrible father.

2) Lawrence - Utterly and triumphantly tore Lachlan to shreds, but what was he doing in the Cafe anyway, he keep claiming he wants to be left alone and doesn't want anyone thinking he is gay, yet he keeps going to public places where people will ask him about it.

3) Lachlan needs to avoid girls forever, can't catch a break with women, they either don't want him, are mad or her mistakes a hug for wanting to a kiss, then he is torn to shreds by his grandfather and ignored by his mother.

4) The Moron and Miss Moron didn't impress either Rhona or Leo with their dancing and Miss Moron is sad for her lost baby.

6) Chrissie totally owned Dross didn't she, will hate to be Andy when she finds out about him and Bernice.

7) Andy and Bernice, urggh just urggghh, you can do so much better than this Doly Bernice

8) Brenda and Bob have gone to Canada, thank goodness for some good news.

9) Loved rakesh hanging around just so Rishi will over hear him talking to "The Insurance company|", so now he want's to sell the burnt out hulk of a house with Damp Rot how much does he think he's going to get for that then - £1?

10 Nice of Rishi to pay off Rakesh's debts with the £6k he just had handy.

11) Card Shark Pierce is a card shark

12) Shut up Doug and Rodney

13) When just out of Mental hospital Chas notices how miserable you are, don't you think AArsewipe should at least pretend to look nice.

14) Chas has made up with the angry and Vengeful Hair Dept and how she looked very nice this ep.

15) Not being on drugs seems to suit Holly
Agree with pretty much all of this Kwynne, so instead of a list consisting of Yep and Me Too, I'll just say good analysis

Particularly agree with 14 though - I'm guessing Lucy has been away on her hollibobs hence looking relaxed and well, but it fits the storyline well here as well
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:24
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You been very busy then.
Very.

Oh well done! I trust you made it clear at the interview that you require to be left alone for a couple of hours each day to post on ED threads. (It seemed to work for kwynne).
Thanks!
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:26
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You know I'm usually on your side but I cannot condone killing Laurel

Do ways to kill Doug
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:27
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Agree with pretty much all of this Kwynne, so instead of a list consisting of Yep and Me Too, I'll just say good analysis

Particularly agree with 14 though - I'm guessing Lucy has been away on her hollibobs hence looking relaxed and well, but it fits the storyline well here as well
Well Lucy should looked relaxed she's had 2 4-5 week holidays in the last 8 months thanks to Chas PTSD, guess she had time owing due to never being off scree the previous 3 years heh
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Old 26-07-2016, 13:41
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Poor Gabby is a mixed up kid, neglected by her mother moved to whatever house her mother is shagging or not shagging this week just as she's got used to living somewhere like home farm its taken away again. Meanwhile any trust she had with laurel was destroyed during laurels Drunk period, and from her point of view Ashley is a terrible father.

2) Lawrence - Utterly and triumphantly tore Lachlan to shreds, but what was he doing in the Cafe anyway, he keep claiming he wants to be left alone and doesn't want anyone thinking he is gay, yet he keeps going to public places where people will ask him about it.

3) Lachlan needs to avoid girls forever, can't catch a break with women, they either don't want him, are mad or her mistakes a hug for wanting to a kiss, then he is torn to shreds by his grandfather and ignored by his mother.

4) The Moron and Miss Moron didn't impress either Rhona or Leo with their dancing and Miss Moron is sad for her lost baby.

6) Chrissie totally owned Dross didn't she, will hate to be Andy when she finds out about him and Bernice.

7) Andy and Bernice, urggh just urggghh, you can do so much better than this Doly Bernice

13) When just out of Mental hospital Chas notices how miserable you are, don't you think AArsewipe should at least pretend to look nice.

14) Chas has made up with the angry and Vengeful Hair Dept and how she looked very nice this ep.
1. So how does that make Gabby different from any other kid in Emmerdale? Debbie spent most of her time having smash sessions with Ross and pawning off her kids on anyone with a pulse. Alicia was so involved with Jacob she didn't notice he had left the country till it was too late and now lets him live with her ex, Liv's mom fled the country and let her live her 20 something year old brother that she barely knows.

2. I agree with you on Lawrence if he is so unhappy stay your closeted ass up at Home Farm.

3. I never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to feel bad for Lachlan, the kid can't catch a break.

4. I'm dreading this paring, Carly can do so much better

6. Those two need to hookup #Chross

7. How could Bernice possibly do better than the sexy farmer? Andy is the hottest guy on the soaps!

13. Aaron always looks nice and you don't think he has the right to be upset about the shooting?

14. Chas' hair looked good, the short cut suits her.
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Old 26-07-2016, 14:09
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1. So how does that make Gabby different from any other kid in Emmerdale? Debbie spent most of her time having smash sessions with Ross and pawning off her kids on anyone with a pulse. Alicia was so involved with Jacob she didn't notice he had left the country till it was too late and now lets him live with her ex, Liv's mom fled the country and let her live her 20 something year old brother that she barely knows.

2. I agree with you on Lawrence if he is so unhappy stay your closeted ass up at Home Farm.

3. I never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to feel bad for Lachlan, the kid can't catch a break.

6. I'm dreading this paring, Carly can do so much better

6. Those two need to hookup #Chross

7. How could Bernice possibly do better than the sexy farmer? Andy is the hottest guy on the soaps!

13. Aaron always looks nice and you don't think he has the right to be upset about the shooting?

14. Chas' hair looked good, the short cut suits her.
1) well no doubt in a few years sarah and jack will be the troubled rebellious teenagers, causing trouble for Debbie and her 6th Husband, will Gabby will have just had her 3rd baby

3) I'm sure he'll make up for you feeling sorry for him by doing something unspeakably bad by the end of the week

4) I actually like Chross, there is always a first time I suppose, just the name mind.
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Old 26-07-2016, 14:14
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Old 26-07-2016, 14:19
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Old 26-07-2016, 14:20
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1) well no doubt in a few years sarah and jack will be the troubled rebellious teenagers, causing trouble for Debbie and her 6th Husband, will Gabby will have just had her 3rd baby

3) I'm sure he'll make up for you feeling sorry for him by doing something unspeakably bad by the end of the week

4) I actually like Chross, there is always a first time I suppose, just the name mind.
Sarah was already rebelling before Debbie took off, I still say she will be having baby Katie Sugden Jr. by 2018. I don't think Gabby will be the one with a bunch of kids, I think she will be trying to seduce Noah to get her hands on his Tate inheritance.

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, I'm not mad about that Lawrence, deserves it at this point.
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Old 26-07-2016, 16:55
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Old 27-07-2016, 10:58
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters.

1) Lachlan - poor tortured lachlan, treated cruelly by his grandad, decided to give him a scare, things naturally got out of hand and he shot lawrence and then went along with ultra efficient Chrissie.

2) Chrissie was upset by seeing Holly's picture of Bernice and Andy and then even more upset by seeing her "father" shot by her son, then she came up with a super efficient plan to get lachlan out of trouble and possibly someone else in

3) Holly really is a good photographer isn't she, photo's very clear and crsip even the background.

4) Andy - run Andy before you face the wrath of Chrissie.

5) Bernice - she really is the worst mother in Emmerdale isn't she and that's saying something, her poor daughter is desperate for some love and attention and what does she do dumps Gabby and goes on a retreat no wonder Gabby is so messed up.

6) Poor Gabby must have magic fingers because she somehow stole Sandy's pension from his wallet when it was on the bar right in front of Sandy with a whole load of other people around to see her do it.

No doubt pony club is her last way of holding on to something to care about because no one else in her family cares about her or shows her any attention or love, they just abandon her and pass her about like an unwanted parcel.

Of course Gabby if she wanted to could go to one of the many rather cheaper stables and farms which offer horse riding like my Horse mad niece who earns her keep about the farm by mucking out stables and cleaning horses and she's only 10

7) The less said about the Galloping Gormless Moron and his swollen lower parts the part, did enjoy Miss Moron and Harriet throwing him around though

8) Miss Moron is now ruined for good, why Carly why, I liked you, not anymore now though

9 Harriets self defence class was mildly amusing but why lower yourself and go out with the Moron.

10) April twinkled

11) Rodney Bored.

12) And Diane and doug made up the number.

13) Liv is a good friend to Gabby

14)Nicola made a bit of a fool of herself by thinking everybody was gossiping about her.

15) Vanessa go a letter from prison, guess it will have some future significance

16 And Rishi was intelligible yes even more than usual.
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Old 27-07-2016, 11:19
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters.

1) Lachlan - poor tortured lachlan, treated cruelly by his grandad, decided to give him a scare, things naturally got out of hand and he shot lawrence and then went along with ultra efficient Chrissie.

2) Chrissie was upset by seeing Holly's picture of Bernice and Andy and then even more upset by seeing her "father" shot by her son, then she came up with a super efficient plan to get lachlan out of trouble and possibly someone else in

3) Holly really is a good photographer isn't she, photo's very clear and crsip even the background.

4) Andy - run Andy before you face the wrath of Chrissie.

5) Bernice - she really is the worst mother in Emmerdale isn't she and that's saying something, her poor daughter is desperate for some love and attention and what does she do dumps Gabby and goes on a retreat no wonder Gabby is so messed up.

6) Poor Gabby must have magic fingers because she somehow stole Sandy's pension from his wallet when it was on the bar right in front of Sandy with a whole load of other people around to see her do it.

No doubt pony club is her last way of holding on to something to care about because no one else in her family cares about her or shows her any attention or love, they just abandon her and pass her about like an unwanted parcel.

Of course Gabby if she wanted to could go to one of the many rather cheaper stables and farms which offer horse riding like my Horse mad niece who earns her keep about the farm by mucking out stables and cleaning horses and she's only 10

7) The less said about the Galloping Gormless Moron and his swollen lower parts the part, did enjoy Miss Moron and Harriet throwing him around though

8) Miss Moron is now ruined for good, why Carly why, I liked you, not anymore now though

9 Harriets self defence class was mildly amusing but why lower yourself and go out with the Moron.

10) April twinkled

11) Rodney Bored.

12) And Diane and doug made up the number.

13) Liv is a good friend to Gabby

14)Nicola made a bit of a fool of herself by thinking everybody was gossiping about her.

15) Vanessa go a letter from prison, guess it will have some future significance

16 And Rishi was intelligible yes even more than usual.
1 - I really felt for Lachlan last night - Thomas is really playing a blinder at the minute.

2 - Chrissie's not helping Lachlan at all is she - it's the same as Belle and Lisa when Gemma was killed. The guilt will destroy him.

3 - I did wonder what the sudden interest in Holly's photography was - all was relealed (in more ways than one) last night.

4 - Too late I fear.

5-6 - I feel for Gabby as well - her Father is gradually fading away and her Mother only picks her up when it suits and drops her again when it doesn't. She's be better off with either Diane or Rodney to give her a bit of stability.

On a side note - your niece will go far, she's clearly already learned the correlation between hard work and reward and you should be proud of her!

7-9 - It's eye-wateringly bad!

10 - She was actually not quite so tooth-achingly sweet last night and I always enjoy her scenes with Carly - actually, here's plan, get Marlon and Carly to marry and then Marlon can get run over by a bus and Carly can adopt April - they actually work well together.

11 - He is actually getting quite creepy - he definitely needs to lose the ponytail. Ponytails should only be seen on little girls or exercising women and never on old men who should know better.

12 - They did, but Gabby would be better off with them than with her Mother - Doug would bore her into submission.

13 - She certainly needs a friend at the minute.

14 - She did, but you can understand her being self-conscious.

15 - Sure as Eggs is Eggs.

16 - I can never really understand what he's on about - but his heart is in the right place, so I forgive him.
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Old 27-07-2016, 11:33
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1 - I really felt for Lachlan last night - Thomas is really playing a blinder at the minute.

2 - Chrissie's not helping Lachlan at all is she - it's the same as Belle and Lisa when Gemma was killed. The guilt will destroy him.

3 - I did wonder what the sudden interest in Holly's photography was - all was relealed (in more ways than one) last night.

4 - Too late I fear.

5-6 - I feel for Gabby as well - her Father is gradually fading away and her Mother only picks her up when it suits and drops her again when it doesn't. She's be better off with either Diane or Rodney to give her a bit of stability.

On a side note - your niece will go far, she's clearly already learned the correlation between hard work and reward and you should be proud of her!

7-9 - It's eye-wateringly bad!

10 - She was actually not quite so tooth-achingly sweet last night and I always enjoy her scenes with Carly - actually, here's plan, get Marlon and Carly to marry and then Marlon can get run over by a bus and Carly can adopt April - they actually work well together.

11 - He is actually getting quite creepy - he definitely needs to lose the ponytail. Ponytails should only be seen on little girls or exercising women and never on old men who should know better.

12 - They did, but Gabby would be better off with them than with her Mother - Doug would bore her into submission.

13 - She certainly needs a friend at the minute.

14 - She did, but you can understand her being self-conscious.

15 - Sure as Eggs is Eggs.

16 - I can never really understand what he's on about - but his heart is in the right place, so I forgive him.
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Old 28-07-2016, 11:02
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

A new era of Kwynne wrath has begun

Due to the many crimes of Moron and his ruination of many many previously good female characters a war on Morons has begun so certain characters that normally face my hatred will have an easier time of it for a while, yes Ross I do mean you and Aaron is free from Ways of how to kill for a while but Aarsewipe will still get a hard time just not as much

1) The Galloping Gormless Moron - The moron was a allowed off the death list several years ago so Kwynne's focus could be on Crybaby's, did he use this time to become a reformed better character no did he eckers like as my gran would say and he has continued to be awful, dreadful and many other horrific things so the reckoning has begun.

Kwynne formally readmits The Gormless Moron onto his death list alongside Ross and Aaron, but Ross gets parole (kwynne will be watching) and he gets to star in the new series of Ways how Kill

Kwynne has stolen The Galloping Gormless Morons nickname from that dreadful and drunk TV Chef from the 1970's ITV afternoons the Galloping Gourmet in case anyone was wondering.

Meanwhile what a dreadful awful despicable man Moron is ruining yet another in a long line of previously good female characters, how dare he ruin Carly and then treat her like dirt, Marlon must die horribly.

2) Carly - poor Carly, Kwynne mourns her loss as a good character

Emmerdale stole that 2 sets of character talking about the same thing at the same time from Neighbours, they do that all the time.

3) Vanessa and Rhona - yes I was shocked and horrified as well

4) At least Emmerdale redeemed itself a bit by introducing the marvelously named detective Sergeant Mudd

5) So Chrissie only managed to retrieve the gun by yet more police incompetence at lest she was clever enough to frame Andy

6) Andy - so incredibly thick

7)Victoria - dump that prat of a husband

8) Gabby - you know I like and sympathise with you against your useless family but give that back to April, its one of the few things she has of her mother

9) Yeah Diane send gabby back to her father, thats sure to go well.

Ways how to Kill The Moron Volume 1 No.1
Marlon is bashed over the head by his many enemies at each of his four limbs tied to horses pointing in different directions and the horses go at speed until he his ripped into 4 pieces

Ways how to kill The Moron No.2
Satanists use him a a human maypole and go round and round him until he is suffocated by the streamers

Ways how to Kill The Moron part 3
Marlon is knocked into a giant vat of tomato soap and drowns.
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Old 28-07-2016, 11:13
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weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Shocking events this week have shocked the village, raiders have attacked Home farm and they shot the Owner Lawrence White with a shotgun and stole many prize objects from Home Farm. Mr White in in a critiical but stable condition in Hotten general with his beloved family at his bedside. Andy Sugden was stopped by Pc Swirling on wednesday evening and found in possession of a shotgun its not yet known if the 2 are linked.

The local wildcats have struck again, Farmer Jones of fairview farm which borders the barton land lost his prize pig Nelly and he is heartbroken and says if he ever see's the cats on his land they Will be shot.

2 of Farmer Giles Llama's help rescue the 4 year old child of a tourist after he fell in a ditch, Llama's have been proving very good at rescue work.

The Malt won by 234 runs in the cricket against the Prince William pub.
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