Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
1) Bernice - so the worst mother in soap returns from dropping her phone in switzerland and has to be physically told be every member of her family to be a good mum to her daughter, this after only giving her the the most faint hearted of hugs on her return.
Warning Bernice is on the verge of going into into Kwynne's death list and the last woman to do that was Val, oddly the sexist death list doesn't succeed in killing the men on there just the women, Kwynne is most unhappy about this because both Aaron and the Moron haven't been killed off yet. The death list shall be reprimanded
2) Gabby - seemed happier about things and less angry, said she was so so Kwynne has to believe her, sat at the bottom of the stairs and listened to her being talked about and that her mother should more of a mother. Gabby wants to make up for things by doing good works for charity
Sidebar
writers really should think about they do in storylines because now every time she smiles for the next 10 years posters will have a go at her and bring the last week up because in the eyes of some people people aren't allowed to show more than one aspect of their characters just the worst thing about them. Writers might have the memory of a gnat but DS poster remember forever and the posters WILL be watching
3) Victoria was very forgiving but considering she has vanquished all her demons and enemies and has been triumphant she can afford to be.
5) Finn and Emma - its the anniversary of the helicopter crash and they want to do some sort of Memorial, no one else seems that bothered do they? and Emma wonders why neither of her other sons want to be involved, really? considering last year it was supposed to be Pete's marriage and he put Ross in a Coma is it any wonder they want to forget
6) Nicola and Dan - too Dull to care, oi Dull Dan if you dullify Nicola you will be on the list too.
9) Moira didn't seem that bothered about splitting with cain did she? and I bet she will still keep things from him.
Ways How to Kill Moron part 11
He is run down and killed by an escaping Emu. there are so many of them abour these days.”
1. You're incorrect, the worst mother on soaps hasn't returned she's still in France, probably getting smashed by some French dude that looks like Ross while pawning her kids off on some random homeless person off the streets of Paris
Also why was Val on your death list and how did Brenda not make the death list after the crap she pulled last year?
2. This stuff with Gabby is getting a little to Full House for me. the girl has been acting like a spawn of Satan and she's quickly forgiven by Ashley and they are back to making cookies and what not.
3. One demon hasn't left Victoria...the bad hair demon
5. Finn and Emma are still relatively new to the village where as the others have lived through the plane crash, bus crash, the storm that killed Trisha, the Kings River Explosion, the flood and hostage situation and the fire at Home Farm so for everyone else its no big deal. Its like how people in California are used to having little earthquakes everyday but the rest of us freak out when we have one.
6. How is it Dan's fault? Nicola was the one who initiated the kiss. Maybe she should go on your list.
9. Moira knew Cain wasn't going anywhere