I couldn't see one of these yet for this series. Possibly that's because there haven't been as many quotables as CBB16 so far but generally with quotes threads if you build it they will come.*


So just to get the ball rolling (please correct any mistakes):

Darren (or John?) on being confronted with 3 bowls of gruel
"This is like the 3 bears!"

Angie (I think - maybe talking about her father?)
"He would tell me war stories and I would laugh."

Angie (wrt Winston's views)
"SUCK MY BIG ONE!!"

Jonathan (wrt Gemma's outfit)
"It is like a Mexican was hit by a car on his way to a fiesta."

Tiffany (on why she isn't getting close anyone in the young crowd)
"That clusterf**k?! I'm not going to get in the middle of that!"


*(and I might need one to raid for action figures)

Megan "This is the 20th century"

Oh yeah, that was particularly weird for someone so young. She must have been about 7 in the year 2000 (or 2001).

Tiffany's quote about Angie walking around like she's done 80 lines of coke cracked me up

Ooh pun.

"Beans are for people in prison"- Jonathan

Megan - "I was on telly shagging when my grandad died"

David to Gemma first thing in the morning... "You look great...."

Jeremy: 'You've made a young woman cry..now how do you feel?'

David: 'Not so bad'

'...and then do the same again..on your knees!!'

Tiffany- *Sprays vajeen*

I know it's not a quote but it killed me

David : "I am a personal friend of.................................................................."

Steph: 'I love Sam so much..even if Justin Bieber got down on one knee, I'd say no..and I love Justin Bieber'

David, on receiving his "present" yesterday - "It's a CD of Liza Minelli's greatest hits"!

...also, the whole Spider Following to discover their parents thing.

Gemma (to Tiff)
"You're not on a reality TV show now."

Belter

Gemma
"I want my shoes back"

Tifanny
"I thought he had died in the diary room"

We need this bumped after tonight's show!

"You told her he was dead"
"He is"
"'No he's not, he's in there asleep"

Tiffany: "I'm a black woman from upstate New York"
Jonathon: "And David Guest is also a black woman from upstate New York"

"David's dead. She just told me David died".

Megan:
"Nutritionally balanced?! Three crackers and a f**king fig??"
(I think it may be the first time that doubled question marks have come up on the subtitles.)

Gemma 'I want my shoes back'

Tiffany 'David's dead'

Danniella 'David's not dead, he's in the bedroom a sleep'

Gemma to Tiffany 'you're not on a reality TV show now'

On BOTS tonight they showed a clip of Daniella saying to John:

"So many egos and they're people I've never even effing heard of".

Livefeed.

Gemma one to one with Darren.

Gemma : "We're only 8 days in"

Darren : *Is tomorrow the ninth day then ?"

I know no one else will find it funny - but had me creased up, such is my penchant for silly.

Gemma
"It's like having a job 24/7 for 2 days."