Gemmas' mate talking about her designer vagina on BOTS

'She spent 2K on that Jack & Danny'

LOL...if she is pregnant, no doubt she'll be suing the baby for ruining it!

Tiff: 'Our next animal is an albino Bur..muse..me python'

John: 'Burmese'

"I lent her my stuff as a ****ing friend and she's NOT RESPECTING IT !"

Megan, as she stuffs her shirt inside a spaghetti mass of clothes

Tiff: "I like snakes but not that size - and usually the snakes I go for are in my man's pants!"
[gets ushered over by Christopher] "It's SO BIG!"
Christopher: "Thank you."

Tiffany:

"Don't nobody know me in here!"
"Big Brother didn't put you amongst no bullshit"
"I thought he died in the Diary Room!"
"I aint apologisin' to that old bitch"
"I wanted to **** you the minute I saw you I'm sorry."

Angie:

"Get me a car...if you wanna be cheap get Uber. I dont give a ****!"
"Oh god...this isn't going well... Big Brother I'm in trouble"

And also...

"Can I make you a cup of tea?" It's like saying "Can I give you a grand?"

Tiffany's reactions and facial expressions make that though...

"Tea and Coffee means alot to people"
It does?
"Yeah it's like a hearty gesture"
It is?

Jeremy - My first nomination...
Chris - Uhhhhh!!
Jeremy -........Is
Chris - Uuuuhhhh!!!
Jeremy - ......Er...
Chris - Uuuuuhhhhh!!! I'm going to be sick!!

Gemma “I’m 100% pregnant, I know it".

Gemma informs the housemates that she isn’t actually pregnant.

Tiff:
"He'll be needing female reassurance [...] I will be there with open arms. And open legs. And an open mouth."

(When Gemma takes her shoes back and there's stones missing)
Gemma: Your big feet knocked 'em out
Tiffany: You know what, bitch, your big everything knocked them stones out!

(When Gemma thinks the house is haunted)
Gemma: F*ck this i'm outta here, get that fire exit door, I'm off

(Gemma on her hair)
Gemma: The f*cking hair is frazzled! Why didn't you think of putting heated rollers in here? Straightners are what f*cking weirdos use. That's what you think of me, so I ain't gonna perform anymore

(When Tiffany saw Scotty's D)
Tiff: That'll blow my back out

"Become one with your ass, your ass will tweak for you".
Tiffany coaching on how to twerk

"I don't want to be the odd one out all the time,so I will give my best effort to take a shit".
Tiffany resolving to be a team player

Gemmas reiki healing on Darren (Not sure of the exact dialogue)

Gemma: 'Imagine the toilet going through you'

Darren: 'Like an actual toilet?'

Gemma: 'No a 'toilet'..a number two'

Megan:

"When my grandad died I was on telly.. [brief pause for dramatic effect/comic timing, turn to face camera].. SHAGGING!

Daniella:

"That's the first propa fart I've done in 'ere... [pause for a quick drag on cigarette and moment of reflection]...get in!"

Gemma:

"I ain't DOING IT!!"

Gemma:

" If you can`t buy me a cuppa tea and put 70 quid petrol in my car once a month. Get out my life."

Jeremy: “I feel like I can let loose, have a laugh on my own”

Moments later: “I swear I love that girl”

Just catching up with last night, this made me giggle:

Jeremy: Why are you crying?
Stephanie: Cos I've let everything out.
Jeremy (puzzled, looking around): .........where?

I like Stephanie but this made me laugh:

Jeremy "I swear I love that girl"
Scotty T "Why?"

I've just seen that bit & came t post it!

"Give yer head a wobble"

Love this phrase - especially in a scouse accent.

"My vagina is quite tight and everyone would hear me being opened".

"Is this call for a male?"
"No"
"Is this call for a female?"
"............ Yes"

Ha ha I came here to post that

Also

Gemma: "Did you give birth to this housemate?"
Tiffs Mum: "Yes"
Tiffany: "I think it's my mother"

NOOOOOOOOO. REALLY?

John............ "The...."