*After housemates have hung up on Gillian 3 times*

Gemma: Hello?
Gillian: Don't hang up!
*Hangs up*
Gemma: F*CK OFF GILLIAN MCKEITH! GO AWAY!

I'm surprised no one's mentioned my favourite of the series so far

Chris (talking about Gemma's designer tuppence): "I mean, who wants to see that at that time of the morning?"
Darren: "Especially if you've just had a bacon sandwich..."

I mentioned a version in post 47, but I'm not sure what the word-for-word quote was. Definitely a series highlight though.

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Some more run of the mill ones...

Steph (last week wrt to Gemma)
"She grates on my tits. She literally like a cheesegrater on my nipples."

Jeremy (wrt to Steph's 'hairy mary')
"That's like Rylan's beard."

Tiffany:
"I can't take a dump without incense burning."

John (with Tiff talking about Gemma's birthday):
"You could give her a pair of shoes and then take them back!"

I loved that

And "she's furious because you're going to beat her"

Gemma nominating ...

"When Stephanie had her authentication with Daniella .. "

Well it's important to know who's 'real' isn't it?

Scotty (wrt Shetland pony):
"Has he had a blow dry from the same people as Gemma?"

Woman: That statement you made about your emotions and feelings, were they real?
Tiffany: You mean when I was horny?
Woman: When you were making them comments to Darren saying what you felt for him and that he was really doing it for you, and you couldn't contain it anymore
Tiffany: *with confidence* Yeah gurl!

Woman: His bed wasn't even cold before you were making your move
Tiffany: I was keeping him warm for her
Woman: You need to back down
Tiffany: Y'all better take that microphone from her 'cause she wanna get on my last nerve

Darren: The non-entity tag is tough to take
John: ... that's the part you've played

Tiff: "If I need to be penetrated, why should I hide it?"