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Old 11-01-2016, 21:24
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"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."

I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!! They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!!
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:26
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He makes me laugh . He was the same in the jungle , a spoofer
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:28
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You think he was telling the truth? 😁
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:29
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Did Gemma fall for that? LOL!

Oh, David that's classic. Top marks for that one.

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Old 11-01-2016, 21:30
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I love it! She was totally befuddled - which doesn't take much. 1-0 to David.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:30
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Her face!
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:31
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You think he was telling the truth? 😁
I did!!! I did!!! was it a wind up?
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:32
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"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."

I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!! They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!!
LOL have you never watched David before ? I love his spoofs he does with a completely straight face, and love that people fall for it !
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:34
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LOL have you never watched David before ? I love his spoofs he does with a completely straight face, and love that people fall for it !
He wasn't being serious (/.-)? It's something I can imagine him doing
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:34
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LOL have you never watched David before ? I love his spoofs he does with a completely straight face, and love that people fall for it !
No! I genuinely bought it and thought he was nuts! You mean he just made that up on the spot? "Spider Following"??? oh my god!

Right, well that's it, he's my winner.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:41
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I did!!! I did!!! was it a wind up?
You've heard of Vaginica Seaman right?
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:44
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I loved it when his jungle mates fell for the charity he said he set up for Chinese girls with herpes. They really believed him.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:44
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You've heard of Vaginica Seaman right?
Or his 2 pets Vag and Gina

and the fact that he told them all in the jungle his fee was going to charity 'Chinese prostitutes with herpes'

He is outrageous in his tales.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:51
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No I never watched I'm a celeb. I didn't realise he was like this.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:53
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Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:55
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David is the funniest person in the house by a mile
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:56
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Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.
*coughs*
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Old 11-01-2016, 21:58
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LOL KT.

We forgive you for falling for that one

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Old 11-01-2016, 21:59
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What was funny was her attempt (desperate) to look interested when it had gone straight over her head in her vain attempts to try and keep latched on (lol)
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:00
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No I never watched I'm a celeb. I didn't realise he was like this.
He was absolutely robbed when he didn't win that series. He had everyone eating out of his hand. They washed dishes for him, washed his clothes, Jason Donovan combed his hair for him. Never had to ask he just had them all under his spell lol.

And he name drops so well.
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:01
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this has to be the most bizarre story ever told on CBB ever
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:01
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LOL KT.

We forgive you for falling for that one

Thanks I'm a bit in awe of him now to be honest... I mean, "Spider Following!" That's genius!
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:02
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No I never watched I'm a celeb. I didn't realise he was like this.
LOL he spun them this line in the Jungle about his housekeeper being called Vaginica Semen, and told tales of what she got up to etc, funniest thing I'd seen in a while and he told them his fee was going to the charity he'd set up for Chinese gils with herpes, all done with a completely straight face. He was even pretending to be upset that some didn't believe him until they all said that they did lol.
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:03
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I followed a spider once then fell off the wall
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:05
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David's fantastic. I saw him on Come Dine With Me over Christmas, he was great on that too.
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