"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."

I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!! They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!!

He makes me laugh . He was the same in the jungle , a spoofer

You think he was telling the truth? 😁

Did Gemma fall for that? LOL!

Oh, David that's classic. Top marks for that one.

I love it! She was totally befuddled - which doesn't take much. 1-0 to David.

Her face!

I did!!! I did!!! was it a wind up?

LOL have you never watched David before ? I love his spoofs he does with a completely straight face, and love that people fall for it !

He wasn't being serious (/.-)? It's something I can imagine him doing

No! I genuinely bought it and thought he was nuts! You mean he just made that up on the spot? "Spider Following"??? oh my god!

Right, well that's it, he's my winner.

You've heard of Vaginica Seaman right?

I loved it when his jungle mates fell for the charity he said he set up for Chinese girls with herpes. They really believed him.

Or his 2 pets Vag and Gina

and the fact that he told them all in the jungle his fee was going to charity 'Chinese prostitutes with herpes'

He is outrageous in his tales.

No I never watched I'm a celeb. I didn't realise he was like this.

Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.

David is the funniest person in the house by a mile

*coughs*

LOL KT.

We forgive you for falling for that one

What was funny was her attempt (desperate) to look interested when it had gone straight over her head in her vain attempts to try and keep latched on (lol)

He was absolutely robbed when he didn't win that series. He had everyone eating out of his hand. They washed dishes for him, washed his clothes, Jason Donovan combed his hair for him. Never had to ask he just had them all under his spell lol.

And he name drops so well.

this has to be the most bizarre story ever told on CBB ever

Thanks I'm a bit in awe of him now to be honest... I mean, "Spider Following!" That's genius!

LOL he spun them this line in the Jungle about his housekeeper being called Vaginica Semen, and told tales of what she got up to etc, funniest thing I'd seen in a while and he told them his fee was going to the charity he'd set up for Chinese gils with herpes, all done with a completely straight face. He was even pretending to be upset that some didn't believe him until they all said that they did lol.

I followed a spider once then fell off the wall

David's fantastic. I saw him on Come Dine With Me over Christmas, he was great on that too.