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Old 11-01-2016, 22:12
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At last we get to hear one of David Gest's tall tales! I wonder how many we've missed while we've been subjected to the boring empty-headed shenanigans of the younger set.
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:52
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David's a great troll, his wind ups are tv gold. More please
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:55
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I believed him.

I'll get my coat.
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:55
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Didn't realise he was trolling. When MJ's name is involved the activity doesn't seem that strange.
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Old 11-01-2016, 22:56
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Thanks I'm a bit in awe of him now to be honest... I mean, "Spider Following!" That's genius!
You might want to try going onto youtube and seeing what he was like in the jungle. It was classic.

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Old 11-01-2016, 23:00
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Lol, funny stuff from David, I like him.
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:05
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Didn't realise he was trolling. When MJ's name is involved the activity doesn't seem that strange.
That is the excuse I'm making for myself. I've heard David Gest's tall tales before and I still fell for this one. I was hoping Gemma would ask him more about it.

Someone on Twitter has said they should make Spider Following a task in the house.
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:06
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I believed him.

I'll get my coat.
I did too
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:12
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I did!!! I did!!! was it a wind up?
Oh KT , once he said he and michael went skiing every three weeks the game was up for me .
Seriously ? Michael jackson on skis ? David on skis? OK , maybe david on the learners slopes. But michael , no way jose .
Gemma is soaking up all this bull like a sponge though , and I love how david can keep his expression totally deadpan .
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:12
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Didn't realise he was trolling. When MJ's name is involved the activity doesn't seem that strange.
Haha, yes I think people could be confused when something involved those two

I loved David in the jungle and I'm glad he's still telling his tales. It's just the way he tells them with such a straight face too.
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:20
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The thing with David he slips these things in while he's having a genuine conversation so you don't notice it's a wind up he's brilliant at it,you could see Jemma was a bit bewildered by it but I think she believed him.
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:22
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did he tell us a web of lies
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:22
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So glad he's started his wind ups, and what a way to start! Spider Following, you couldn't make it up! If you weren't David Gest of course!

Love him.
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:56
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did he tell us a web of lies
I see what you did there
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Old 11-01-2016, 23:59
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Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.
She has such a blank look on her face you wonder is anything going in
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Old 12-01-2016, 00:28
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David is a brilliant story teller....all rubbish but very entertaining.... I remember the yarns he spun in IACGMOOH.......great guy
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Old 12-01-2016, 00:40
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He had me in tears when he was in the jungle Brilliant he was did he not tell myleene his mother was a nun and she is looking at him really seriously until he then said she only had one leg One legged nun for a mother oh god how i laughed Come on david more more more
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Old 12-01-2016, 00:45
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Arrrghh... I think I probably would enjoy him on IAC now... I just won't watch that show though... Not down with what they do to the lickle beasties on it
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Old 12-01-2016, 00:45
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Classic! He's pure gold entertainment and my winner so far
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Old 12-01-2016, 00:46
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I would find talk of spider following far more interesting and worth having in CBB if it were genuine rather than yet another wind up from Guido Mask.
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Old 12-01-2016, 01:35
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This is David Gest at his best. It's amazing how other contestants on reality shows are transfixed by his bullshit.

Maybe the plastic surgery helps by preventing himself from suddenly laughing out loud. If it was me I probably wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
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Old 12-01-2016, 01:47
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A CBB classic! So funny. I honestly don't know how David keeps a straight face.
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Old 12-01-2016, 01:48
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I would find talk of spider following far more interesting and worth having in CBB if it were genuine rather than yet another wind up from Guido Mask.
Oh dear.
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Old 12-01-2016, 01:53
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A CBB classic! So funny. I honestly don't know how David keeps a straight face.
Yep he's very good at the (obviously wind up) stories - great to watch
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Old 12-01-2016, 01:55
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Yep he's very good at the (obviously wind up) stories - great to watch
Second to none.
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