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Old 12-01-2016, 05:53
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Don't forget that he and MJ first met in a bowling alley.

I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.
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Old 12-01-2016, 08:54
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Don't forget that he and MJ first met in a bowling alley.

I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.
No kidding!
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Old 12-01-2016, 10:22
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"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."

I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!! They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!!
Gullible uninterested Gemma sitting looking daft while he told his fantasy about the spiders, had to laugh. and his face never gives it away..
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Old 12-01-2016, 10:24
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I loved that. It gave me a much needed belly laugh on a sad day.
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Old 12-01-2016, 10:33
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Better that Gemma didnt twig or she might have told the others, who dont seem to know the way he works..or he picks on the ones who dont know much about him....hahahah clever, hope he comes up with a cracker for them all ,
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Old 12-01-2016, 11:50
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The real giveaway was when he talked about following the spider home to find their parents! Superb.
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Old 12-01-2016, 11:57
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The real giveaway was when he talked about following the spider home to find their parents! Superb.
LOL - and Gemma's slack-jawed gullibility was a treat to behold.
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Old 12-01-2016, 12:49
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http://i.imgur.com/2oihuYk.jpg Everything David says is true...
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Old 12-01-2016, 12:51
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Oh that's fab!
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Old 12-01-2016, 12:57
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He's so funny! I wish they would give him more air time instead of focusing on the young vacuous, empty headed dullards with their boring, overdone fake romances.
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Old 12-01-2016, 13:00
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I love him, loved him in the jungle, love his stories and was delighted when I heard he was a HM this year.

Whereas GC? The lights are on but nobody is home.
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Old 12-01-2016, 13:08
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LOL!

See, it must be true

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Old 12-01-2016, 13:11
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LOL!

See, it must be true

ask Michael then..

http://i.imgur.com/lubAMF4.jpg
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Old 12-01-2016, 13:22
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LOL!

That's made me chuckle. Ta for that.

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Old 12-01-2016, 13:29
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He makes me laugh . He was the same in the jungle , a spoofer
Yep, he was brilliant in I'm a Celeb, my winner in that, was hoping he'd carry it on in CBB, last night he did

Here's hoping to many more David stories.
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Old 12-01-2016, 13:32
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We need to see more of David, he is like this all the time, but we get a few minutes here and there. The rest of the time it is Stephanie banging on about her fake non existent showmance, trout pout Megan and her desperate attempt at camera time, the rest are as boring.

David is funny without talking, wandering around in his coat all day, looking for someone to have a laugh with. Fat chance with that lot.
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Old 12-01-2016, 13:32
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He's so funny! I wish they would give him more air time instead of focusing on the young vacuous, empty headed dullards with their boring, overdone fake romances.
^ This ^
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Old 12-01-2016, 14:34
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Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.
She's an embarrassment. You can practically see the tumbleweed blowing through her skull she's so thick.

David's deadpan dry sense of humour is very funny.
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Old 12-01-2016, 14:48
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I do love his stories but it was Gemma's face that killed me. It was as if David's story had actually broken her.
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Old 12-01-2016, 14:56
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She didnt seem all that took on with his Michael story at all, maybe she doesnt know who he is... she was so busy looking around her in case she was missing anything..
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Old 12-01-2016, 18:29
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Right, there you go, I'll take everyones apology now please.
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Old 12-01-2016, 18:59
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Right, there you go, I'll take everyones apology now please.
David is the funniest reality man ever.
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