Don't forget that he and MJ first met in a bowling alley.
I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.
I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.
Spider following!!!
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Originally Posted by floatingboy:
“Don't forget that he and MJ first met in a bowling alley.
I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.”
“Don't forget that he and MJ first met in a bowling alley.
I can also confirm that spider following is not a thing we do in the US.”
No kidding!
Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."
I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!! They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!! ”
“"There's this thing we did that you don't have here... It's called spider following... We'd follow spiders to see where they go."
I love the 'that you don't have here' bit!!
They don't have it anywhere David!! it's just something you and Michael did you raving nutter!! ”
Gullible uninterested Gemma sitting looking daft while he told his fantasy about the spiders, had to laugh. and his face never gives it away..
Better that Gemma didnt twig or she might have told the others, who dont seem to know the way he works..or he picks on the ones who dont know much about him....hahahah clever, hope he comes up with a cracker for them all ,
Originally Posted by Phillip_Michael:
“The real giveaway was when he talked about following the spider home to find their parents! Superb.”
“The real giveaway was when he talked about following the spider home to find their parents! Superb.”
LOL - and Gemma's slack-jawed gullibility was a treat to behold.
http://i.imgur.com/2oihuYk.jpg Everything David says is true...
He's so funny! I wish they would give him more air time instead of focusing on the young vacuous, empty headed dullards with their boring, overdone fake romances.
I love him, loved him in the jungle, love his stories and was delighted when I heard he was a HM this year. 
Whereas GC? The lights are on but nobody is home.
Whereas GC? The lights are on but nobody is home.
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“LOL!
See, it must be true
”
“LOL!
See, it must be true
”
ask Michael then..
http://i.imgur.com/lubAMF4.jpg
Originally Posted by duckylucky:
“He makes me laugh . He was the same in the jungle , a spoofer”
“He makes me laugh . He was the same in the jungle , a spoofer”
Yep, he was brilliant in I'm a Celeb, my winner in that, was hoping he'd carry it on in CBB, last night he did
Here's hoping to many more David stories.
We need to see more of David, he is like this all the time, but we get a few minutes here and there. The rest of the time it is Stephanie banging on about her fake non existent showmance, trout pout Megan and her desperate attempt at camera time, the rest are as boring.
David is funny without talking, wandering around in his coat all day, looking for someone to have a laugh with. Fat chance with that lot.
David is funny without talking, wandering around in his coat all day, looking for someone to have a laugh with. Fat chance with that lot.
Originally Posted by LH1:
“He's so funny! I wish they would give him more air time instead of focusing on the young vacuous, empty headed dullards with their boring, overdone fake romances.”
“He's so funny! I wish they would give him more air time instead of focusing on the young vacuous, empty headed dullards with their boring, overdone fake romances.”
^ This ^
Originally Posted by teresagreen:
“Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.”
“Gemma looked bewildered. The daft bint probably believed him. She's so thick.”
She's an embarrassment. You can practically see the tumbleweed blowing through her skull she's so thick.
David's deadpan dry sense of humour is very funny.
I do love his stories but it was Gemma's face that killed me. It was as if David's story had actually broken her.
She didnt seem all that took on with his Michael story at all, maybe she doesnt know who he is... she was so busy looking around her in case she was missing anything..
Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“Right, there you go, I'll take everyones apology now please.”
“Right, there you go, I'll take everyones apology now please.”
David is the funniest reality man ever.
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