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Old 04-04-2016, 12:38
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Good afternoon all.

Sunny and mild here but some lightish showers.

Stop lying through yer teeth! You don't get served until you pay yer bill!

Every time you break the pub rules, chinny gets his wages docked & the remainder paid in foreign coins!
All that gin and cheap red plonk is playing games with your mind.

*hands over cash*

And I want my foreign currency back. It's real money no matter what you think.

BTW, what has Chin got to do with this? He's an excellent bar personage.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:41
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Don't you morning me, ya wee toad!
*kicks chinny's lardy arse all over the pub & sticks his head down the loo & flushes*
See above ^^
You beastly person! Have you gone completely potty?

*Jabs SR's bottom with a double dose of quick acting tranquiliser*

You'll thank me one day. Consider this part of the anger management course I'll be charging you for.

*drags SR off to the garden shed*
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:42
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Freebies and comps here including body scrub, after shave chopping board etc

http://www.offeroasis.co.uk/
Excellent link. Thanks for that.

Have you found them quite reliable when it comes to sending things out?
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Old 04-04-2016, 14:00
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Excellent link. Thanks for that.

Have you found them quite reliable when it comes to sending things out?
The offers vary Eddy. Try them out.
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Old 04-04-2016, 14:47
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The offers vary Eddy. Try them out.
Fanks Chinnie, I'll be giving them a try out matey !

Afternoon Chin, Eddy, & all

* Grabs real & dummy remotes * ........ Cobblers tae ya both
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Old 04-04-2016, 15:39
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Ta muchly, I'll have some of those.
Good afternoon all.

Sunny and mild here but some lightish showers.



All that gin and cheap red plonk is playing games with your mind.

*hands over cash*

And I want my foreign currency back. It's real money no matter what you think.

BTW, what has Chin got to do with this? He's an excellent bar personage.
Thank you for your cooperation!

Chinny encourages you, because he's a greedy hog, so ergo, he has to pay for his greed!

You have no chance of getting the foreign dosh back, you tried to cheat me, so it's confiscated.
You beastly person! Have you gone completely potty?

*Jabs SR's bottom with a double dose of quick acting tranquiliser*

You'll thank me one day. Consider this part of the anger management course I'll be charging you for.

*drags SR off to the garden shed*
Why are you manhandling my coat stand..........strange wee person!
*retrieves aforementioned item from the garden shed* Eejit!

Afternoon all.
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Old 04-04-2016, 15:42
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Afternoon Sr I can see you are confused and woozy after your ordeal. *clunk*
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Old 04-04-2016, 15:44
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Afternoon Sr I can see you are confused and woozy after your ordeal. *clunk*

I've had to edit this post now !
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Old 04-04-2016, 15:45
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Fanks Chinnie, I'll be giving them a try out matey !

Afternoon Chin, Eddy, & all

* Grabs real & dummy remotes * ........ Cobblers tae ya both
Afternoon Sleeps *clunk* There's plenty of time for Eddy and I to get them back.
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Old 04-04-2016, 15:45
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Old 04-04-2016, 16:46
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Good afternoon all.

Coffee please with 2 chocolate digestives.


* Grabs real & dummy remotes * ........ Cobblers tae ya both


*Injects Sleeps fat neck with a double dose of good old quick acting tranquiliser. Takes all remotes and dumps Sleeps in the big wheely rubbish bin.*
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Old 04-04-2016, 16:48
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Good afternoon all.
Coffee please with 2 chocolate digestives.
*Injects Sleeps fat neck with a double dose of good old quick acting tranquiliser. Takes all remotes and dumps Sleeps in the big wheely rubbish bin.*
In yer dreams buster!
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Old 04-04-2016, 17:04
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Good afternoon all.

Coffee please with 2 chocolate digestives.





*Injects Sleeps fat neck with a double dose of good old quick acting tranquiliser. Takes all remotes and dumps Sleeps in the big wheely rubbish bin.*
Oh well done Eddy *clink* *clatter*

In yer dreams buster!
*Points and larfs at Sleeps*
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Old 04-04-2016, 18:15
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In yer dreams buster!
*administers 3rd and 4th jab.*

Oh well done Eddy *clink* *clatter*

*Points and larfs at Sleeps*
I notice that the rubbish bin is a bit cold. Should we throw a blanket or something over Sleeps. I'd hate for him to catch a cold?
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Old 04-04-2016, 19:24
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*administers 3rd and 4th jab.*



I notice that the rubbish bin is a bit cold. Should we throw a blanket or something over Sleeps. I'd hate for him to catch a cold?

Yeah go on then Eddy. Throw that manky old blanket over him.
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Old 04-04-2016, 19:28
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Yeah go on then Eddy. Throw that manky old blanket over him.
Good episode. I enjoyed that.
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Old 04-04-2016, 19:40
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Good episode. I enjoyed that.
Yeah. Now what is the little minx going to do?
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Old 04-04-2016, 21:30
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Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm home!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-04-2016, 21:59
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Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm home!!!!!!!!
Grr! You've only gone and bloomin' woke me up!
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:04
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Grr! You've only gone and bloomin' woke me up!
Goody gumdrops, you can serve me a nice hot cocoa and a nip of cherry brandy then!
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:11
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*Boots twassock into Pub Garden, locks door*
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:17
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*Boots twassock into Pub Garden, locks door*
Is that how you treat a loyal customer???

*fumes and plots*
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:18
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Night peeps *Locks up*
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:51
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:52
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Morning Sr and peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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