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Old 05-04-2016, 19:14
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Now now boys, play nicely!

Glass of rose wine please
Its a pub & I'm not having it stinking like a chippy

* Clunk *
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:20
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*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.*
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:24
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*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.*
Yer barred son * pulls down the shutters * You can both talk about yer farm show in the carpark, & say in was great all you both like * rolleyes *
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:30
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Ta sleeps, *slurrrp*

I'll leave you lot to your fisticuffs!
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:43
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Good evening twassington.

You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for your birthday.

*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.*
You should sack Sleeps. You do all the work around here. All he does is complain. Whilst you're at it, get rid of that bossy waitress as well
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:45
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Good evening twassington.
You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for birthday.
You should sack Sleeps. You do all the work around here. All he does is complain. Whilst you're at it, get rid of that bossy waitress as well
* Voices can be heard in the carpark *
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Old 05-04-2016, 19:58
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Good evening twassington.

You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for your birthday.

Well since you are currently banned and in the car park, there's no point in getting a round in
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Old 05-04-2016, 20:33
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*Rubs belly after wonderful fish dinner. Leaves plateage money on bar. Rubs belly some more.*

Well since you are currently banned and in the car park, there's no point in getting a round in
Oh, you can ignore Sleeps rantings. He's clearly hallucinating, fighting with SR's coat stand and assorted mannequins out in the car park. Look, he's still at it. Poor man. I think he spent too much time in that wheely bin.

Get the drinks in! Happy Birthday to you.

Do you fancy the fish and chips leftovers?
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Old 05-04-2016, 20:44
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No I don't

Here, I'll get you and chins some Stellas each as a goodwill gesture, and the same for Sleeps. Now all shake hands and be friends!
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:03
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No I don't

Here, I'll get you and chins some Stellas each as a goodwill gesture, and the same for Sleeps. Now all shake hands and be friends!
Cheers.

Happy birthday to you and many happy returns. I hope you got loads of lovely prezzies and treats last week.
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:45
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Cheers.

Happy birthday to you and many happy returns. I hope you got loads of lovely prezzies and treats last week.
I did! I daresay you would have considered some of my presents a tad odd [like the crystal ball] but I loved them
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:49
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Happy Birthday.
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:51
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Happy Birthday.
Thanks davor! It was on April 1st
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Old 06-04-2016, 05:31
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 06-04-2016, 06:06
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*Hides behind plant pot*
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Old 06-04-2016, 06:09
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*Hides behind plant pot*
*sneaks up behind chinny* What are you doing round here?

*hands over brush & shovel* Go out & clean up the carpark, there's chippy papers all over the place!
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Old 06-04-2016, 06:14
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Do you like my newly spouted hair?

http://www.comedyunit.co.uk/userfiles//thebaldyman.jpg

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Old 06-04-2016, 06:29
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It's errrrrr........ummmmmm.......I'm lost for words actually! *tries not to snigger*
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Old 06-04-2016, 07:52
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Morning all peepsicles!!! Ooo....eerrrrrmmm.....well that's different, chins

Cornflakes and moo please and a nice mug of builders.
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Old 06-04-2016, 07:57
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Morning all peepsicles!!! Ooo....eerrrrrmmm.....well that's different, chins

Cornflakes and moo please and a nice mug of builders.
Morning twass *whispers* do you think his syrup has shrunk in the wash

*clunk clatter splosh*
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:00
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Morning twass *whispers* do you think his syrup has shrunk in the wash

*clunk clatter splosh*
*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it

Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:29
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please with a lightly buttered (low salt) toasted organic sausage sandwich. Brown bread only. Any organic tomato ketchup? I'll have a little of that.

I did! I daresay you would have considered some of my presents a tad odd [like the crystal ball] but I loved them


Are you being serious?
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:30
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please with a lightly buttered (low salt) toasted organic sausage sandwich. Brown bread only. Any organic tomato ketchup? I'll have a little of that.





Are you being serious?
Yes, entirely! I love it, and the friend who gave it to me knew I would love it
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:35
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Yes, entirely! I love it, and the friend who gave it to me knew I would love it
Ok. But what are you going to do with it?
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:42
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Ok. But what are you going to do with it?
That's for me to know and you to wonder about

I daresay you would say the same of my pendulum
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