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The Pub (Part 48)
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The_Sleeper
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Now now boys, play nicely!

Glass of rose wine please ”

Its a pub & I'm not having it stinking like a chippy

* Clunk *
chinchin
05-04-2016
*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.*
The_Sleeper
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.* ”

Yer barred son * pulls down the shutters * You can both talk about yer farm show in the carpark, & say in was great all you both like * rolleyes *
twassington
05-04-2016
Ta sleeps, *slurrrp*

I'll leave you lot to your fisticuffs!
EddyBee
05-04-2016
Good evening twassington.

You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for your birthday.

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Points and larfs at Sleeps playing happily with his new Punch and Judy outfit.* ”

You should sack Sleeps. You do all the work around here. All he does is complain. Whilst you're at it, get rid of that bossy waitress as well
The_Sleeper
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington.
You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for birthday.
You should sack Sleeps. You do all the work around here. All he does is complain. Whilst you're at it, get rid of that bossy waitress as well”

* Voices can be heard in the carpark *
twassington
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington.

You forgot to get a round or 2 of drinks the other day ... you know, for your birthday.

”

Well since you are currently banned and in the car park, there's no point in getting a round in
EddyBee
05-04-2016
*Rubs belly after wonderful fish dinner. Leaves plateage money on bar. Rubs belly some more.*

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well since you are currently banned and in the car park, there's no point in getting a round in ”

Oh, you can ignore Sleeps rantings. He's clearly hallucinating, fighting with SR's coat stand and assorted mannequins out in the car park. Look, he's still at it. Poor man. I think he spent too much time in that wheely bin.

Get the drinks in! Happy Birthday to you.

Do you fancy the fish and chips leftovers?
twassington
05-04-2016
No I don't

Here, I'll get you and chins some Stellas each as a goodwill gesture, and the same for Sleeps. Now all shake hands and be friends!
EddyBee
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No I don't

Here, I'll get you and chins some Stellas each as a goodwill gesture, and the same for Sleeps. Now all shake hands and be friends! ”

Cheers.

Happy birthday to you and many happy returns. I hope you got loads of lovely prezzies and treats last week.
twassington
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Cheers.

Happy birthday to you and many happy returns. I hope you got loads of lovely prezzies and treats last week. ”

I did! I daresay you would have considered some of my presents a tad odd [like the crystal ball] but I loved them
davor
05-04-2016
Happy Birthday.
twassington
05-04-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Happy Birthday.”

Thanks davor! It was on April 1st
Scots rool
06-04-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
chinchin
06-04-2016
*Hides behind plant pot*
Scots rool
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Hides behind plant pot*”

*sneaks up behind chinny* What are you doing round here?

*hands over brush & shovel* Go out & clean up the carpark, there's chippy papers all over the place!
chinchin
06-04-2016
Do you like my newly spouted hair?

http://www.comedyunit.co.uk/userfiles//thebaldyman.jpg

JL
Scots rool
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Do you like my newly spouted hair?

http://www.comedyunit.co.uk/userfiles//thebaldyman.jpg

JL”


It's errrrrr........ummmmmm.......I'm lost for words actually! *tries not to snigger*
twassington
06-04-2016
Morning all peepsicles!!! Ooo....eerrrrrmmm.....well that's different, chins

Cornflakes and moo please and a nice mug of builders.
Scots rool
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles!!! Ooo....eerrrrrmmm.....well that's different, chins

Cornflakes and moo please and a nice mug of builders.”

Morning twass *whispers* do you think his syrup has shrunk in the wash

*clunk clatter splosh*
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass *whispers* do you think his syrup has shrunk in the wash

*clunk clatter splosh* ”

*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it

Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*
EddyBee
06-04-2016
Good morning you lot.



Tea please with a lightly buttered (low salt) toasted organic sausage sandwich. Brown bread only. Any organic tomato ketchup? I'll have a little of that.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I did! I daresay you would have considered some of my presents a tad odd [like the crystal ball] but I loved them ”



Are you being serious?
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.



Tea please with a lightly buttered (low salt) toasted organic sausage sandwich. Brown bread only. Any organic tomato ketchup? I'll have a little of that.





Are you being serious?”

Yes, entirely! I love it, and the friend who gave it to me knew I would love it
EddyBee
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, entirely! I love it, and the friend who gave it to me knew I would love it ”

Ok. But what are you going to do with it?
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Ok. But what are you going to do with it? ”

That's for me to know and you to wonder about

I daresay you would say the same of my pendulum
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